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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-03-11, 08:09
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Default what does christanity have against gays

I mean last time I checked christ was never homophobic
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Old 2007-03-11, 08:13
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In the modern world it is rather hard for most christians to relate what the bible says to their lives (though it's not impossible). Hence they cling on to the little things that are mentioned in the scriptures that already align with how they feel and hold fast to them.
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Old 2007-03-11, 08:44
sinful_enoch sinful_enoch is offline
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true lyrics



Not saying that it's good,

Not saying that it's right,

But the Virgin Mary may have been

A hermaphorodite.

Motherfuckin' go!

Motherfuckin' go!

Motherfuckin' go!

God is good, God is great,

I think that he might be gay.

Not saying God is gay,

Not saying that at all.

But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.

Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.

There might be a little fag in us all.

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Homosexual

Homosexual

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Homosexual

Homosexual

They say that God hates Fags,

They walk around so pissed.

Disguise their hate as love,

But have they thought of this.

He made us in his image,

Now listen to what I say.

Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Homosexual

Homosexual

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Homosexual

Homosexual

Not saying God is gay,

Not saying that at all.

But if Jesus Christ was God and God created all.

Then Jesus Christ created the homosexual.

There might be a little fag in us all.

He made us in his image,

Now listen to what I say.

Then it's a possibility that Jesus Christ was gay.

Not saying that it's good,

Not saying that it's right,

But could the Virgin Mary have been a hermaphorodite?

She was with a child without having a man?

And that's not the only thing that I don't understand.

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ

Homosexual

Homosexual
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Old 2007-03-11, 11:10
Drefetr Drefetr is offline
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Those are perhaps the worst lyrics that I have ever read.
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Old 2007-03-11, 11:22
sinful_enoch sinful_enoch is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Drefetr:

Those are perhaps the worst lyrics that I have ever read.

i agree that the lyrics are ad but the band makes them sound good with the music they use
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Old 2007-03-11, 12:55
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quote:Originally posted by fallinghouse:

In the modern world it is rather hard for most christians to relate what the bible says to their lives (though it's not impossible). Hence they cling on to the little things that are mentioned in the scriptures that already align with how they feel and hold fast to them.
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Old 2007-03-11, 14:35
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Religion is an evolved system with aims to make the human race prosper. Homosexuality goes against increasing population, as does protected sex.
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Old 2007-03-11, 14:37
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

Religion is an evolved system with aims to make the human race prosper. Homosexuality goes against increasing population, as does protected sex.

We're overpopulated, so religion is now causing more trouble than good in that aspect.
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Old 2007-03-11, 14:48
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The only real explanation I can think of is as a form of disease reduction, not sure what the rates for trasmitted diseases are amongst homsexuals compared to heterosexuals, but it would probaly explain the anti-male-gay sentiments rather than anti-lesbian... I mean... Nothing has to go in you ass when you're a lesbian ... I hope
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Old 2007-03-11, 15:12
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

We're overpopulated, so religion is now causing more trouble than good in that aspect.

Who's overpopulated? Grow more food, colonise more planets.

You aint seen nothing yet.
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Old 2007-03-11, 15:37
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

Who's overpopulated? Grow more food, colonise more planets.

You aint seen nothing yet.

There are several resources consumed (other than food)by the general population.

Exactly which planets do you propose that we should colonize? The only planet (other than the Earth) in our solar system where we could possibly post a colony would be Mars, and that colony would be dependent on the Earth to provide the resources needed for survival. Hardly a feasible solution for overpopulation.



[This message has been edited by truckfixr (edited 03-11-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-11, 23:00
Drox Drox is offline
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I don't know about Christianity as a whole, but the Roman Catholic Church accepts homosexuals because they believe one is born that way and that it's not a choice (whether it really is is beyond me). The only thing they're against is homosexual acts.
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Old 2007-03-11, 23:12
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King James was a fag. I love how alot christians own a bible written by a fag, and are against gays.
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Old 2007-03-11, 23:20
Kooper0 Kooper0 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Religion is an evolved system with aims to make the human race prosper. Homosexuality goes against increasing population, as does protected sex.

I don't think increasing the population correlates with making the human race prosper. If anything, they're negatively correlated (just look at the relationship between natural increase/decrease and standard of living).

-Kooper
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Old 2007-03-12, 02:32
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quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

King James was a fag. I love how alot christians own a bible written by a fag, and are against gays.

I love how you dont do much research.

quote:Intent on strengthening the Church of England and reaffirming the Buggery Act 1533, James adopted a severe stance towards sodomy. His book on kingship, Basilikon Doron 1598, lists sodomy among those “horrible crimes which ye are bound in conscience never to forgive.”

From the wiki.

Buggers!

[This message has been edited by ArgonPlasma2000 (edited 03-12-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-12, 02:42
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Actually, Argon, there is a fair amount of evidence to support the assertion that King James was, in fact, gay.
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Old 2007-03-12, 02:51
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Surely Wiki does not constitute good research!

Alot has been written on King J's sexuality. This book (http://www.amazon.com/King-James-Letters-Homoerotic-Desire/dp/0877456690) is just one of them.
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Old 2007-03-12, 21:30
Pyronos Pyronos is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Religion is an evolved system...

Evolved religion?

...ahaha. Fail.
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Old 2007-03-13, 21:33
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Oceania
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvrQ65ET76U&mode=user&search=

This is long but, somewhat worth it. This video explains why you christians shouldn't quote the book of Leviticus.
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Old 2007-03-16, 16:43
HideandSeek HideandSeek is offline
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You've bought into the lies the media is perpetuating about "homosexuality".

No one is "gay", but anyone can commit a homosexual act, and it is a sin. Just like anyone can commit fornication (sex outside of marriage) or adultery, and those are sins to.

Homosexual activity is no worse of a sin than any of the others, but the difference is that the media is trying to convince people that it's "natural" and that people are "born gay".
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Old 2007-03-16, 16:52
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quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:

No one is "gay"

No one is heterosexual either. Believe it or not, but it was only around the 17th century that people began to be labeled instead of the sex acts they committed. In Ancient Greece, everything was permitted - however, some sex acts were only permitted for the aristocrats not because they were morally superior, but because they were wealthier.

There is nothing inherently evil with homosexuality. The Jews simply were pissed off at the aristocrats, imo, and you're carrying on their bigotry.
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Old 2007-03-16, 17:03
smallpox champion smallpox champion is offline
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There is nothing immoral about honest consentual sex. In fact, it's as innocent as it gets.

People do hedonistic things under the guise of religion just as much as anything else, but they get no complaints. "Faith" is really just willful ignorance in this day and age.
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Old 2007-03-16, 17:54
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quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:

No one is "gay"

What does this even mean? I know several gay men that are undoubtedly GAY with a capital G. I work with a gay guy who gets all excited and flush in the face when a certain young good looking male medical resident visits our department. Last week, two super hot female students were having lunch with us in the break room. Not one of us guys could keep ourselves from drooling- but this guy had no problem. Spend a little time around my workmate James and then tell me that no one is gay.
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Old 2007-03-16, 18:00
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quote:Originally posted by xray:

Originally posted by HideandSeek:

No one is "gay"

What does this even mean? I know several gay men that are undoubtedly GAY with a capital G. I work with a gay guy who gets all excited and flush in the face when a certain young good looking male medical resident visits our department. Last week, two super hot female students were having lunch with us in the break room. Not one of us guys could keep ourselves from drooling- but this guy had no problem. Spend a little time around my workmate James and then tell me that no one is gay.

I personally believe homosexuality and heterosexuality are social creations we've been forced into. I prefer the androgyny of the Greeks.
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Old 2007-03-16, 18:25
xray xray is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

I personally believe homosexuality and heterosexuality are social creations we've been forced into. I prefer the androgyny of the Greeks.

I grew up in a pretty tough working class town. None of the young male kids I was brought up with was taught by society to be gay, yet a couple of them grew up to be attracted to males and life wasn't easy for them. If you grew up with them as I did, I'm sure you'd be convinced being gay wasn't their choice any more than me not being able to turn my head to stare at a pretty woman comes anything more or less than natural to me.
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Old 2007-03-16, 18:38
Blades of Hate Blades of Hate is offline
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I believe Sweden did a VERY large test when it came to homosexuals and brain functions.

In a room of openly gay citizens, and in another room of alleged straight citiznes (married wives etc...), the homosexuals brains responded differently to pheremone treatment, or the act of releasing male of female pheremones.

Nobody in their right mind would just say, "ya know what? i'll give up boobies and have to live a life where everyone hates me and be rejected by people who don't even know me".

for some reason that doesn't sound correct. People are born with an attraction to females and some people are born with an inbred attraction to others, happens to many species (koala bears, certain monkeys, tortoises etc...) so you can't really call it unnatural.
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Old 2007-03-16, 19:47
Masta Thief Masta Thief is offline
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I love how this topic brought all the queer ass athiests trying to explain! Man SHUT THE FUCK UP if you dont know what the hell ya'll talkin bout!!! Its not that we dont like the person we dont like what they are doing, it immoraly wrong plus just plain nasty! You cant be married to a man in our religion(so the gov. should shut the hell up and not tell us who we can marry or not) marriage is holy and is between a man and a woman gives it the okay to have sex and raise a good family! FUCK YOU ATHIEST CUNTS!!!
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Old 2007-03-16, 21:13
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Oceania
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

I love how this topic brought all the queer ass athiests trying to explain! Man SHUT THE FUCK UP if you dont know what the hell ya'll talkin bout!!! Its not that we dont like the person we dont like what they are doing, it immoraly wrong plus just plain nasty! You cant be married to a man in our religion(so the gov. should shut the hell up and not tell us who we can marry or not) marriage is holy and is between a man and a woman gives it the okay to have sex and raise a good family! FUCK YOU ATHIEST CUNTS!!!

Jesus says nothing about gays or gay sex but, he says a hell of a lot about heterosexual sex.
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Old 2007-03-16, 21:14
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Oceania
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kurdt318
quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

I love how this topic brought all the queer ass athiests trying to explain! Man SHUT THE FUCK UP if you dont know what the hell ya'll talkin bout!!! Its not that we dont like the person we dont like what they are doing, it immoraly wrong plus just plain nasty! You cant be married to a man in our religion(so the gov. should shut the hell up and not tell us who we can marry or not) marriage is holy and is between a man and a woman gives it the okay to have sex and raise a good family! FUCK YOU ATHIEST CUNTS!!!

Jesus says nothing about gays or gay sex but, he says a hell of a lot about heterosexual sex.
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Old 2007-03-16, 22:45
LordoftheRingsandDrugs LordoftheRingsandDrugs is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

I love how this topic brought all the queer ass athiests trying to explain! Man SHUT THE FUCK UP if you dont know what the hell ya'll talkin bout!!! Its not that we dont like the person we dont like what they are doing, it immoraly wrong plus just plain nasty! You cant be married to a man in our religion(so the gov. should shut the hell up and not tell us who we can marry or not) marriage is holy and is between a man and a woman gives it the okay to have sex and raise a good family! FUCK YOU ATHIEST CUNTS!!!

lol, i always had the vague notion jesus was into stuff like tolerance and love for all humankind... i dont really know, me being the agnostic i am... BTW, you mispelled atheist
 
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