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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-10, 02:50
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Default A new religion...

I would like to start one because i believe all the others are messed up personally...It would be a mix of judiasm, christianity, and islam.

It would consist of the 10 commandments and two of the 5 pillars of islam

10 Commandments:

1.Believe in God and remember he is the only God.

2.Do not take the Lord's name in vain.

3.Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.

4.Honor your father and mother.---I infact would like to change this to: Honor everyone as your equal.

5. Do not murder.

6. Do not commit Adulty.

7. Do not steal.

8. Do not lie.

9. Do not covet to your neighbor's house.

10. Do not make a sculpted image of any likeness of what is in the Heavens above.

2 of the 5 pillas of Islam:

1. Generously give to those who have less than you.

2. Fast on Ramadan.

BELIEFS:

-There is only one God who will return to Earth one day and rule it.

-Jesus is not the messiah.

-Angels are servents and messangers and helpers of God and man.

-There is a Heaven and Hell and you will be judged by God himself and will be judged accordingly to your faith in him, sins you've commited, and repent for those sins.

HOW "CHURCH" SHOULD BE RUN: By any way that is comfortable for the individual to praise, worship, or talk to God and learn.

-Music, any type as long as you get the message behind it.

-Reading.

-Discussing.

-Q&A about the "holy book" and it's messages.

*Runs in ways familiar to the Christian setup of a church, but is not Islamic or Judiasm because of the belief that Jesus was not the Miessah and just a very Godly prophet."

BOOKS THAT SHOULD BE IN MY RELIGIONS "BIBLE" AND WHY:

Gensis: Creation and begining.

Exodus:

Leviticus: How to worship God and live a holy life.

Numbers: God will not bless those who do not trust and obey him.

Deuteronomy: How to please God so he can bless you.

Joshua: God will give victory to those who obey him.

Judges: God is eager to forgive and help if they return to him.

Kings 1: Shows rulers oediance adn disobediane to God.

Kings 2: God is patient and will punish those who disobey him.

Ezra: God is faithful.

Esther: Reveals how God takes care of people.

Job: Suffering is not a punishment from God.

Psalms: show how to talk to God and worship him.

Proverbs: Helps people make wise choices.

Eccleslastes: Shows that no one can have a happy life without God.

Jeremiah: Shows that God will forgive and restore.

Ezekiel: Shows that God is holy and will not live with the wicked.

Hosea: Shows that God loves us even when we are unfaitful.

Joel: Repent.

Amos: Treat eveyone fairly.

Jonah: Repent.

Micah: God cares for the poor and the helpless and will punish those who mistreat them.

Habakkuk: You cannot escape sin.

Zephaniah: God is a God of judgement.

Haggai: God will bless you if you put him first.

-Matthew 5-6: *Love your enemies, giving, prayer, fasting, Heaven, worry, judging other*

-Ephesians 5-6: How to treat your wife/husband/children/parents.

Any questions about it?
 #2 
Old 2007-03-10, 02:56
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Texas
Default Re: A new religion...

oh, and btw, i dont support gay marriage and it shouldn't be aloud, so of course the religion wouldn't tolerate it. And the only time abortion should be aloud if it was rape.
 #3 
Old 2007-03-10, 03:00
postdiluvium postdiluvium is offline
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Default Re: A new religion...

My YHWH Can Beat the Shit Out of Your Jesus.

-=Sephiroth=-
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Old 2007-03-10, 03:00
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If you aren't trolling, which I think you are, religion is a waste of time. Forced morality breeds immorality; Fear is your only god.
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Old 2007-03-10, 03:02
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quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

My YHWH Can Beat the Shit Out of Your Jesus.

-=Sephiroth=-

uhh, i dont think jesus was that special...if u read above

just a guy w/ a few good words to say and a nice way to live and treat others and a way to pray to God. ^.^ thanks.
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Old 2007-03-10, 03:10
postdiluvium postdiluvium is offline
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Default Re: A new religion...

quote:Originally posted by countdown2chaos:

uhh, i dont think jesus was that special...if u read above

just a guy w/ a few good words to say and a nice way to live and treat others and a way to pray to God. ^.^ thanks.

I'm saying INB4SEPH.
 #7 
Old 2007-03-10, 03:15
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Default Re: A new religion...

quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

I'm saying INB4SEPH.



INB4SEPH.

what's that mean? -.- *siiigh*
 #8 
Old 2007-03-10, 03:36
HideandSeek HideandSeek is offline
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 #9 
Old 2007-03-10, 03:43
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I just bought the Borat DVD.
 #10 
Old 2007-03-10, 05:59
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quote:Originally posted by postdiluvium:

My YHWH Can Beat the Shit Out of Your Jesus.

-=Sephiroth=-
 #11 
Old 2007-03-10, 15:38
brad davis brad davis is offline
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theres far more commandment in the bible than just ten.obeying only those ten will not bring forth the holy ghosts to a person.
 
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