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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2007-03-09, 23:07
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mustache rider 
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darwin proves christianity
darwin converted to christianity on his death bed. this is proof of the bible
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#2
 2007-03-09, 23:16
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Re: darwin proves christianity
1. That's a myth.
2. That in no way proves the Bible to be true.
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#3
 2007-03-09, 23:22
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Re: darwin proves christianity
A myth propagated by, guess who, religious folk!
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#4
 2007-03-09, 23:30
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Re: darwin proves christianity
the truth denied by, guess who, non-religious folk!
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#5
 2007-03-09, 23:31
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:
the truth denied by, guess who, non-religious folk!
source?
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#6
 2007-03-09, 23:38
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Jesus renounced his god and became an atheist as he was hanging on the cross dying.
See how easy it is for me to just completely pull something out of my ass?
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#7
 2007-03-10, 01:10
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Jesus personally told me that ya'll don't know shit about nothing. he was in it for the bitches and the money.
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#8
 2007-03-10, 01:10
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Did you know that Jesus was gay? He actually had a relationship with Peter, and when he said "You are the rock upon which I will build my church" he really didn't mean rock, and he really didn't mean church. Just look at him. It's obvious he's a fag- long, womanly hair, tells his followers (all men) that they should love each other as he loved them, and he constantly protests for peace and tolerance. Isn't it obvious that he was a homo?
Why shouldn't you believe unsubstansiated claims made by people you don't know?
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#9
 2007-03-10, 01:13
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Re: darwin proves christianity
The woman who claimed that Darwin had recanted on his deathbead, Lady Elizabeth Hope, wasn't even in the room when he died according to Darwin's daughter and probably only met the man once.
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#10
 2007-03-10, 01:21
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Read "The Moral Animal" by Robert Wright. (Subtitle: Why We Are The Way We Are.)It's really a clever and insightful book about evolutionary psychology, but it's written about the life of Darwin, and uses the history of Darwin's life from young to old, from before The Beagle and after. This is one of the best books I've read in 10 years. Srsly.
The title of this thread is ridiculous beyond anything I've read in awhile.
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#11
 2007-03-10, 07:21
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Re: darwin proves christianity
trolling?
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#12
 2007-03-10, 09:27
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:
darwin converted to christianity on his death bed. this is proof of the bible
Of course, because Darwin converted on his death bed we should all believe the Bible is backed up by substantial proof. The guy was probably scared shitless and out of his mind...
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#13
 2007-03-10, 16:01
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Let's assume that the Bible is true, God exists, and Darwin converted to Christianity on his deathbed.
This means: he's basically deceived millions of people with his theory, condemning them to Hell for eternity. And he STILL gets into Heaven.
Worst. God. Ever.
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#14
 2007-03-10, 16:11
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mustache rider 
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Re: darwin proves christianity
those who accept the lord as their divine savoir will find their grace in heaven, all others will burn in hell. this is not unfair, they had their chance, darwin accepted the truth, all others should do the same
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#15
 2007-03-10, 16:17
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Pyronos 
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Nah, he just lied to get in for the bitches and booze.
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#16
 2007-03-10, 18:40
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:
those who accept the lord as their divine savoir will find their grace in heaven, all others will burn in hell. this is not unfair, they had their chance, darwin accepted the truth, all others should do the same
Why should we all do the same? Go ahead, save yourself. That choice is up to you. Why do you have to go around trying to convert else?
If you hate athiests so much, shut the fuck up and let us "burn in hell".
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#17
 2007-03-10, 19:54
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Pyronos:
This means: he's basically deceived millions of people with his theory, condemning them to Hell for eternity. And he STILL gets into Heaven.
Haha, that's a funny thought....... in a sadistic kinda way.
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#18
 2007-03-10, 23:09
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Re: darwin proves christianity
even if he did convert to christianity on his deathbed, that does nothing to disprove the theory of evolution or any of his other contributions to science. it also doesn't give any more credibility to the bible.
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#19
 2007-03-11, 01:33
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Yea and Jesus admitted to being a fraud on the cross
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#20
 2007-03-11, 05:00
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Darwin never really disproved christinaity at all. He never said " Hey everyone Jesus isn't real" he just found evolution.
All of the Bibles stories can not be taken seriously, they jsut are there to teach moral views, such as the Adman and Eve, saying to always reject Satan. Darwin never proved Adam and Eve false neither. How do you know that Adam and Eve were the begining of the human race, after the evolving of the primates? No one knows and no one will ever.
If darwin did anything in his time he proved God to be real in many ways.
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#21
 2007-03-11, 08:29
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Re: darwin proves christianity
i saw the title of this thread and came for lulz.
this thread delivers. OP is an idiot.
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#22
 2007-03-11, 09:20
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Sheesh, where does this crap come from???
Darwin WAS a strong Christian, after doing some hardcore research he converted.
Darwin didnt give a fuck about the bible after that.
He simply stated his facts, and tried to prove a basic theory.
Besides, theres no conflict between evolution and the bible.
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#23
 2007-03-11, 11:09
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Re: darwin proves christianity
This proves the Christian faith about as well as a fatal car crash reveals the location of the holy grail.
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#24
 2007-03-11, 12:57
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Darwin loved his sweet Emma, and was a "surface" Christian only for his true love. He also lived in Victorian times where it was social SUICIDE to admit to anything less.
Read "The Moral Animal". Get a feel for Darwin and Emma's home life. See how Charles Darwin struggled with what he discovered and how his views conflicted with his home life.
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#25
 2007-03-11, 13:03
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mustache rider 
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:
Darwin loved his sweet Emma, and was a "surface" Christian only for his true love. He also lived in Victorian times where it was social SUICIDE to admit to anything less.
Read "The Moral Animal". Get a feel for Darwin and Emma's home life. See how Charles Darwin struggled with what he discovered and how his views conflicted with his home life.
and you know for sure these things to be facts? for a sinning atheists so much of your life is based around blind faith. such a pity your faith could not be turned towards god
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#26
 2007-03-11, 13:04
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:
such a pity your faith could not be turned towards god
Such a pity you do not contract paralysis of the fingers and cease typing your self-righteous bullshit on this forum.
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#27
 2007-03-11, 13:08
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mustache rider 
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Re: darwin proves christianity
sorry i have poked a hole in the fragile faith based support you have created as your ungodly truth
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#28
 2007-03-11, 13:12
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Re: darwin proves christianity
No need to apologize, since you fail miserably at articulating your point and no one here takes you seriously.
Surely you don't take "Troll" to mean that you are being regarded with anything less than mockery and ridicule.
You could stand to take some pointers from Christians who have discovered a way to lay testament to their faith without insulting people and banishing everyone to "the fiery pits of hell for all eternity".
Troll.
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#29
 2007-03-15, 18:48
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Shizm:
Why should we all do the same? Go ahead, save yourself. That choice is up to you. Why do you have to go around trying to convert else?
If you hate athiests so much, shut the fuck up and let us "burn in hell".
well lets see! if a god came to you in your sleep(not saying he did mine just an example) and told you the truth(doesnt matter if it was christian or not) an you knew the truth and he said if people are not saved they will go to hell! being the kind hearted person that you are(i know your not but lets just pretend here) wouldnt you want to save as many people as you could???
Oh, heres a better one your sitting at a coffe shop and some guy says hes going to blow the building but only to you. then he says i wont stop you from saving as many as you can! would you try and save any or would you just let them all die!?!
knowing you youd prob go on w/o saying a word to no body in both scenarios!
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#30
 2007-03-16, 22:59
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Re: darwin proves christianity
for a sinning atheists so much of your life is based around blind faith. [/B][/QUOTE]
L.O.L.
/thread
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#31
 2007-03-16, 23:47
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:
well lets see! if a god came to you in your sleep(not saying he did mine just an example) and told you the truth(doesnt matter if it was christian or not) an you knew the truth and he said if people are not saved they will go to hell! being the kind hearted person that you are(i know your not but lets just pretend here) wouldnt you want to save as many people as you could???
Oh, heres a better one your sitting at a coffe shop and some guy says hes going to blow the building but only to you. then he says i wont stop you from saving as many as you can! would you try and save any or would you just let them all die!?!
knowing you youd prob go on w/o saying a word to no body in both scenarios!
Even if I ignore the fact that you compared God to a terrorist, your argument is still retarded.
You make religion sound like a life of fear. You're making the point that God should be respected out of fear, just like a guy with a bomb. That's just stupid, you don't respect a terrorist because you love him, you respect a terrorist because he has the power to kill you.
The concept of Hell is inane. If God is all about being good then how can you believe in hell? I think religion deludes the idea of good and evil. Punishment is evil.
If God is perfect, he'll love me even I don't believe in him.
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#32
 2007-03-17, 01:05
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Using Pascal's Wager to try and convert people to Christianity is ridiculous.
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#33
 2007-03-23, 21:00
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by GrtZ:
All of the Bibles stories can not be taken seriously, they jsut are there to teach moral views, such as the Adman and Eve, saying to always reject Satan.
Or Lot, where the moral is it's OK for a daughter to fuck her father if she won't get pregnant any other way.
Great morals it has going, there!
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#34
 2007-03-23, 21:03
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by fallinghouse:
To try and convert people to Christianity is ridiculous.
Fixed.
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#35
 2007-03-25, 13:19
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Jesus was GAY! the romans hanged him coz he was caught peeping at the roman soldiers changing now using scientific reasoning prove the statement i just wrote is false
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#36
 2007-03-25, 13:24
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Quote:
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Originally Posted by ZOMGflamemealready
Jesus was GAY! the romans hanged him coz he was caught peeping at the roman soldiers changing now using scientific reasoning prove the statement i just wrote is false
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#37
 2007-03-26, 00:07
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:
darwin converted to christianity on his death bed. this is proof of the bible
Thats cus he would rather see a Christian die then an athiests
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#38
 2007-03-26, 00:11
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Re: darwin proves christianity
I think this thread makes mustache rider certifiably a troll.
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#39
 2007-03-26, 00:38
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Re: darwin proves christianity
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/23/60minutes/main2602308.shtml
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=457892007
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#40
 2007-03-26, 00:47
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:
Jesus personally told me that ya'll don't know shit about nothing. he was in it for the bitches and the money.
My day is now complete....I doubt darwin said that, and if some priest said that god didn't exist would that prove that god didn't exist? People just need to except that they have no fucking clue what happens when you die.
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#41
 2007-03-27, 00:17
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Q777:
I think this thread makes mustache rider certifiably a troll.
I totally agree.
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#42
 2007-03-27, 21:06
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by your enemy:
(links about some angry muslims)
What the fuck does that have to do with Darwin?
[This message has been edited by Viraljimmy (edited 03-27-2007).]
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#43
 2007-03-27, 21:10
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Re: darwin proves christianity
Why arn't these trolling threads just closed?
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#44
 2007-03-27, 21:17
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by sybil:
Why arn't these trolling threads just closed?
Because LostCause doesn't seem to watch over this forum anymore. :-S
There needs to be another moderator - I wouldn't mind doing the job. 
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#45
 2007-03-27, 21:43
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Re: darwin proves christianity
lawl christians.
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#46
 2007-03-27, 22:33
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:
What the fuck does that have to do with Darwin?
I will take the liberty of responding in the standard "your enemy" fashion:
"DUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR kill teh moozlems DURRRRRRRR *foams at the mouth*"
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#47
 2007-03-28, 02:10
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Re: darwin proves christianity
quote:Originally posted by Q777:
I think this thread makes mustache rider certifiably a troll.
Do we get to give him a card, cus that would be funny.
That means i agree.
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#48
 2007-03-28, 02:33
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Re: darwin proves christianity
As a Christian i fail to see why this proves christianity,I also believe the source is lying.
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