Do those cliche asian massage places, where they are really just prostitution joints, really exist? Are they common? I want to go to one so bad.

There's one down the road from my place. Run by bikies, not asians. So yeah. They do here, at least.

Yes. Now generally on your "first" visit they need to determine if you are a cop.To do this you need touch their private parts.How this is accomplished differs greatly just follow thier leads.

They may start the legit massage and while doing it rub up against you accidently after one of these brushing ups touch her pussy area.

They may reach over you while massaging your back causing thier breat to settle in your hand you would then gently squeeze it.

After you touch them and they think your cool and not a cop they should then explain tipping.A 50$ tip oral 100$ tip a fuck 150$ everything but anal. Those prices are pulled out of the air for example.

If you return to the same parlor they recognize you or you say you been here and saw "Anne" theres no massaging around strait to sex.

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Mind you, if it's actually a legit massage parlor, this will probably get you arrested and/our the shit kicked out of. So use your street smarts.

There used to be a usenet group with quite an active interest in the topic at hand. If memory serves, they even had one fuck of a comprehensive list of such establishments worldwide, search around

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just get yourself an asian chick...

quote:Originally posted by 404_error:

suck suck ten dollar HOOOO

lol

asian chicks are almost all UGLY. they look like their faces got smashed with a wooden mallet when they were young. their faces look about as pretty and defined as a bowl of fucking soup. a few asian girls (ones with definition in their faces) are hot, but not most of them. not that i could not get around that if they had a nice body...

Just use craigslist.org for your city.

quote:Originally posted by gigster:

Yes. Now generally on your "first" visit they need to determine if you are a cop.To do this you need touch their private parts.How this is accomplished differs greatly just follow thier leads.

They may start the legit massage and while doing it rub up against you accidently after one of these brushing ups touch her pussy area.

They may reach over you while massaging your back causing thier breat to settle in your hand you would then gently squeeze it.

After you touch them and they think your cool and not a cop they should then explain tipping.A 50$ tip oral 100$ tip a fuck 150$ everything but anal. Those prices are pulled out of the air for example.

If you return to the same parlor they recognize you or you say you been here and saw "Anne" theres no massaging around strait to sex.



How the hell you you know this?

well not from sitting at home beating off but by going and doing it.

Oh hell yes:

quote:Asian Girls Massage

Reply to: serv-288985636@craigslist.org

Date: 2007-03-05, 3:27PM PST



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[This message has been edited by Mufasa09 (edited 03-12-2007).]

hookers on craigslist ftw!

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Haha Lake City Way is so fucking skeezy. Cheap bars, though.

More like 'Snake' City.

Not the directory I was thinking of, but shmeh (http://www.worldsexguide.com/guide/) :p

lol, reminds me of this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDpSuorPi8

...Just watch, please

Don't get why this was posted in Bad Ideas.

S&A? Why not.

yep, cuddles by me is an infamous place really. it got busted and it's now "bunnies" though, i'm sure they'll change the name back soon.
so it got busted and the girls all got taken off, then taken back to collect their belongings. so they're dripping with designer goods and clutching, literally, handfuls of twenties claiming that they were forced to stay there... bull shit, my uncle talks to a hungarian one who said it was a fucking awesome place to work and raked it in. and almost all of them have gone back there.
now, go to one of those kinda places (y) it's mostly europeans, couple of thai and vietnamese.

eugh, and then there's other places... my dad got sent to raid one where they found a bunch of girls chained up in the back room :/

when I was in japan there were a lot of those places. this girls would give you a bath, full body massage with their bodies and fuck you multiple times. I never went to any of those places but my friends did. I dont believe in paying for sex when I could get it for free

More than half the massage parlours I have heard of offer happy endings.

Whereas a beauty therapy place does massages but will not be happy if you ask for a happy ending.

Can never go wrong with happy endings :D

here in dallas you have to ask them if they speak "greak" and if they do well ;)

korean chicks are almost all UGLY. they look like their faces got smashed with a wooden mallet when they were young. their faces look about as pretty and defined as a bowl of fucking soup. a few korean girls (ones with definition in their faces) are hot, but not most of them. not that i could not get around that if they had a nice body...
fixed.

koreans are not asians. you live in america. don't generalize about shit you don't know about.

oh, and most chinese women are fugly too. southeast asia... DAAAAAAAAMN there's a lot of hot easy pussy walkin around!

i approve of this thread

fixed.

koreans are not asians. you live in america. don't generalize about shit you don't know about.

oh, and most chinese women are fugly too. southeast asia... DAAAAAAAAMN there's a lot of hot easy pussy walkin around!

It appears your tiny chiny chubby is angry.

Hush.

koreans are not asians.

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koreans are not asians.

Roflcopter. Don't try to say "Koreans are ugly, but Asians are hot", because no, they're not. I just love how people say "I'm not chinese, i'm JAPANESE! (or whatever). Ooo, big fuckin' diffrence.