My best friend has been a little sketchy in the way of having sticky fingers.

My wallet was on or below my living room couch.. He was the only one that knew I had money and the only one there that could have taken it. (Him, me, my mom)

(When I got it: The money was missing, wallet under the couch.)

He's acting hurt that I would even consider that he took it. Doing some of the basic stuff you would expect.

I'm hurt that he would do something like this to me and now I'm possibly not going to be able to sleep. I feel kinda sick..

What do I do?

I don't really want to remain friends, but I would like to make him feel shitty for what he did. (Does this make me a bad person?)

Please. I need some the the most clever people on this one.

[This message has been edited by skeeter (edited 03-12-2007).]

Simple, just kick his ass, here's a short guide to kick someones ass:

The back breaker is a great way and will assert your manliness like few other ass-kicking methods will. To break someones back, you have all the tools you need on your body: hands and knees. Here's how:

Step 1: Take hold of your opponent and lift him in the air above your head, make sure to do this dramatically, like a professional wrestler would.

Step 2: Drop on one knee so that your other leg is extended outward, then thrust your victim down onto your outstretched knee so that the center of his lower back takes the brunt of your thrust. You may now make a formal declaration that his shit has been ruined.

I don't know if I want to resort to violence... Although he is the perfect size for a back-breaker. (small) =p

Also.. Is that from "The Alphabet of Manliness"?

Haha it sure is, I read it last night. Fucking hilarious stuff.

Yeah. That book is awesome. That reminds me.. My other friend has my copy of it. [insert mad smiley here]

I especially like the hot sauce chapter. Hah..

Anyone else wanna help me out?

"There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off!!"

Heres what I think:

1) Find a new better spot for your wallet/money.

2) Cut him off; if there was ever anything you would do like loan him a couple bucks, front weed/alcohol, whatever. Stop doing it. And if he asks to borrow a couple bucks sometime, tell him you don't loan money to people anymore. But don't bring up the fact that you think he/someone stole money from you.

3) Start stamping your wallet/money. By this I mean put very small or marks on your money that you know and keep records of it. Granted it is a little tedious and time consuming, but the first time you notice money missing/off record/whatever, bring it up with your friends. Don't place blame but make it clear you know when money is missing. Hopefully this will act as a deterance enough after the first time it is brought up.

quote:Originally posted by skeeter:

I don't know if I want to resort to violence... Although he is the perfect size for a back-breaker. (small) =p

Also.. Is that from "The Alphabet of Manliness"?

I want to read this, "alphabet of manliness".

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I want to read this, "alphabet of manliness".

Impossible. The book would sense your overwhelming estrogen and clamp shut.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Impossible. The book would sense your overwhelming estrogen and clamp shut.

I think someone is a little jealous of my monstrous testosterone levels...

[This message has been edited by bloodenangel (edited 03-12-2007).]

maddox is so retarded

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-12-2007).]

I've got it on pdf, I can upload it for anyone who wants it.

quote:Originally posted by MadIndustries:

I've got it on pdf, I can upload it for anyone who wants it.

I offer you my cyber body in payment.

(.)(.)

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I offer you my cyber body in payment.

(.)(.)

I have it and will send it to or upload it anywhere you like... just say where.

EDIT: Well, here it is.

http://rapidshare.com/files/17081353/Maddox_-_The_Alphabet_of_Manliness.pdf

http://tinyurl.com/2ok4u8



[This message has been edited by Kyoki (edited 03-12-2007).]

Get an exploding wallet (http://fakecrap.com/products/exploding_wallet.html) and leave it lying about.

[This message has been edited by Tommy Lund (edited 03-12-2007).]

Tell your friend, to gtfo, and never come back.

I had allready talked to him over the phone before this thread, not long after I noticed.

He's supposed to be coming to get his stuff.

Yay.

[This message has been edited by skeeter (edited 03-12-2007).]

Ever considered that it wasnt him??

It could of been anyone that you had round, maybe stumbled upon it and decided to take the money? you dont want to screw up your relationship over something that they might not of even done...Just dont jump to any conclusions, even though if you alredy have then you couldnt of really trusted them...