so..........i recently got a handjob, and right after, i told the girl "sorry, but i cant do this again".....wtf is wrong with me totse? ive been waiting for this for a while...but getting a handjob just mad me feel guilty and fucked up with this girl...any suggestions?

-Kman101

You don't like her but have enough respect for her to feel bad using her?

Don't worry about it. Handjobs suck anyways.

-F☺rd

Did she do a good job?

Where did you put your jizz when you were done?

I agree. Handjobs do suck in comparison to pretty much anything else, but I can't necessarily complain.

Why do you feel guilty?

I suggest you get a blow job next time, what the fuck were you thinking anyway

My woman gives better handjobs than blowjobs.

So that's what I get most of the time. DOn't bother me and she is pretty good at it.

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:



Don't worry about it. Handjobs suck anyways.

Are you like twelve?

Simplify your thoughts mate.

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

My woman gives better handjobs than blowjobs.

So that's what I get most of the time. DOn't bother me and she is pretty good at it.

I second this.

Do you not like women?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Do you not like women?

what do you mean by that..do you think he likes girls (around 11) instead. Why are you loking for soemone with similar interests?

oh and you may well be a nice guy..but im bouncing this insult of you..is it any good??

no you fail at insults. You need to HUFF RAID

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

My woman gives better handjobs than blowjobs.

She must have braces, fangs and can only manage to get 1 inch in at best. I feel sorry for you.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Where did you put your jizz when you were done?

I've always wondered this myself. Handjobs seem pointless and messy considering I could do one more easily and better myself.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

I've always wondered this myself. Handjobs seem pointless and messy considering I could do one more easily and better myself.

My thoughts exactly.

quote:Originally posted by y4m4:

I've always wondered this myself. Handjobs seem pointless and messy considering I could do one more easily and better myself.

yeah my woman is kinda small with a small mouth and she just aint good at it.

but we use a towel. go in the towel throw the towel in the laundry to be washed the next day

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Did she do a good job?

Where did you put your jizz when you were done?

um...."blush" we were outside, behind a school, so on the um...grass?

and im not fucking 12! im 16, dammit!

-Kman101

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

um...."blush" we were outside, behind a school, so on the um...grass?

your not telling the whole story. So we caint help you.

How did you get there? Did you ask her? DETAILS! or this thread is worthless

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

your not telling the whole story. So we caint help you.

How did you get there? Did you ask her? DETAILS! or this thread is worthless

aw christ...um....we've been meeting up for a few days, we went behind this school, and i asked her if she wanted to touch it...she did, so i pulled it out, and it happened...thats what happened

-Kman101

You're feeling guilty because you had sex outside of God's holy institution of marriage. Sex is meant to be shared between a man and a woman who are married, anything else is a perversion of God's creation.

It's not a big deal, you should just pray for Jesus' forgiveness and for him to come into your heart and guide you. Furthermore, you should not have sex again until you are married.

LOL. hahhahaha.^

"wanna touch it?"

"sure"

*34 seconds pass*

"sorry, but i cant do this again"

hahaaa, what did you do after that? Awkwardly walk away?

Next time don't do that, its not very complicated.

Hideandseek I have seen 3 posts by you and its clear your a troll. And a shitty one at that. Fuck off.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

Hideandseek I have seen 3 posts by you and its clear your a troll. And a shitty one at that. Fuck off.

I'll pray for you.

quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:

I'll pray for you.

Thanks Bill.

damn one of my ex's used to give great handjobs, in any case good hands make a good bj that much better

Hey, so hideandseek, if your so religious, why do you "lawl" at this?

http://tinyurl.com/2ewsko

Ya, thats what I thought. Stfu & gtfo because everyone knows your a troll.

quote:Originally posted by doornob_lightbulb:

Hey, so hideandseek, if your so religious, why do you "lawl" at this?

http://tinyurl.com/2ewsko

Ya, thats what I thought. Stfu & gtfo because everyone knows your a troll.

Everyone sins and takes pleasure in unholy acts. I would be lieing if I said I did not.

The important part of being a Christian is to try not to sin and to ask Jesus for forgiveness.

ask her if you can make her feel as good as she made you feel.

its the right thing to do..

i felt similar my first time, only i knew exactly what to do ^^

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

Thanks Bill.

I'm actually not Bill, I'm BigFishy.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

what do you mean by that..do you think he likes girls (around 11) instead. Why are you loking for soemone with similar interests?

oh and you may well be a nice guy..but im bouncing this insult of you..is it any good??

Since Euda didn't reply, it's actually not good at all.

The effort involved into turning the target into a pedophile is too obvious, and the rest is just a bit dumb, especially considering the spelling mistakes.

quote:Originally posted by Evil Furby Laugh:

yeah my woman is kinda small with a small mouth and she just aint good at it.



Don't knock the small mouth. You can pretend you're raping a minor. Have her call you daddy for added effect.

quote:Originally posted by psuedogunslinger:

Don't knock the small mouth. You can pretend you're raping a minor. Have her call you daddy for added effect.

The worst part is that I read your name as "pedogunslinger" at first.

Not a fan of handjobs, I do that to myself. It doesn't make it any better with another person, kind of weirder.

Man some times chicks just don't know what they are doing !

why the fuck dident she suck it and why the fuck dident you fuck it and why the fuck is your first hand job at 16 i was in 6th grade me and my niggga gettin head behing a statue in the jewish cemetery

saw this in hot topics.

ok, so you said we can't do "this" anymore.

well, my friend, that leaves the door open for "other things".

time to move up

Hey there is nothing wrong with a good hand job every now and then.

If you find it distrubing, make a game out out of it.

Here is what I do: I have her position me in a way that I am shooting for her hair, then I try to skeet in her hair. Oh, they get so pissed.

quote:Originally posted by kman101:

and im not fucking 12! im 16, dammit!

-Kman101

Self-pwn

Handjobs generally suck, Iv been with too many girls that litterally try to pull your dick off. Some of them were pretty experienced and they still sucked ass.

Incedentally one of the least experienced girls id ever been with gave very good handjobs, sadly she sucked at everything else.

I never really understood the point of handjobs... if I'm going to get you off why not do it well?

quote:Originally posted by Vamp:

I never really understood the point of handjobs... if I'm going to get you off why not do it well?

Well...you've done dozens of guys & with dozens & dozens more to do? You don't have any time to waste...thus no time for the HJ's.

My girlfriend was giving me a handjob last night when I just told her to stop. I knew a minute or two into that I wasn't going to come. I felt kind of bad telling her that she wasn't good at it, but it had to be done.

I've never had a good handjob. Handjobs are pointless, especially when we both know we could be having sex instead.

I guess you are feeling guilty cause she pulled your dick, and didn't do anything to her.

Turn the tables next time, and tell her it's her turn. Girls can like hand / finger jobs too, you know..... and skirts are great - the girl can have no pants on, yet provide full access. Win win, I rekon.....

Oh, and make sure you bring a cucumber for lunch that day. You never know if she'll let you use it or not - never hurts to ask!