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 #1 
Old 2007-03-11, 01:59
Dark Angel Dark Angel is offline
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Default Broke her step-dads jaw...

Last night i was walking over to my gf house. I am fifteen and fairly ingnorant so I entered her parents house without knocking. When i walked in I saw her mom on the floor crying in the corner of her living room. I took two more steps and saw my gf step-dad pinning her against the wall. I am in love with this girl so i absolutely went ballistic, grabbed the coffee pot and smashed it over his head as hard as i could. He dropped her and fell to the floor were I kicked him in the jaw and broke it. I picked up my gf and took her out of the house and back to my place.

So totse, what should i do next. dropping out of school is not an option. My mom is an alcoholic and doesn't work so i have to support me and her with my part-time job. I also have to pay all the bills. My life here is pretty much worthless. any advice.
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:01
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Congratulate yourself?
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:02
Dark Angel Dark Angel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

Congratulate yourself?

...
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:02
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Get ready for a call from the police?
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:07
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quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

...

I don't know, I'm on drugs or something.

I'm mad and you sound like a better person than I, so I just said the first thing that came out of my mouth, which is never very intelligent.
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:10
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just wait and see what happens next. definately don't drop out of school. just maybe avoid the GF's place for a while.
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:18
Dark Angel Dark Angel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

I don't know, I'm on drugs or something.

I'm mad and you sound like a better person than I, so I just said the first thing that came out of my mouth, which is never very intelligent.

lol, I can relate
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:18
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Get ready for a call from the police

Yes, get your story straight.
 #9 
Old 2007-03-11, 02:19
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: Broke her step-dads jaw...

eat some ice cream, that always cheers me up
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:41
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You have the right to remain silent. If/when the police come, don't tell them anything about what happened (you're legally required to tell them your name, date of birth, and adress...at least that's all they can ask of you here). Do not talk to them about anything else until you've spoken to a lawyer.

Also talk to your girlfriend about it. Make sure you know what the situation was, and make sure her parents don't pressure her into lying to the police to get you in shit.

If you think there's danger of her being abused/assaulted after this then PLEASE talk to the Police about it. No need to tell them about the incident with the step dad just that you have grounds to believe she is being physically assaulted. Most western countries take violence against women and children very seriously.

Good luck.

EDIT: my MSN/email is in my profile if you have questions or want to talk

[This message has been edited by rabbitweed (edited 03-11-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:41
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that sucks man, this could cause a lot of trouble for you in the near future if he sues you. Hopefully your girlfriend will back you up, and her mom too if you're lucky.

i'd do the same thing if i was in your position. hell, i'll do the same thing if i ever fucking see my girlfriend's dad. not a nice guy.

good luck, you did the right thing.
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Old 2007-03-11, 02:43
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I lol'd at the title.

But anyway, good shit, you did the right thing. But you should have left him with a few broken ribs too...
 #13 
Old 2007-03-11, 03:34
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Kicking him in the jaw was a bad plan. But smashing him with a tea pot was tops.

what did your GF say?
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Old 2007-03-11, 03:40
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What a wonderful place we live in.

I'm sorry about your situation man.

Is he going to sue?

If so, kill him, cut him up, and bury his ass in your backyard.

Run away with your girlfriend, unless you really love your mom.
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Old 2007-03-11, 03:53
Dark Angel Dark Angel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

You have the right to remain silent. If/when the police come, don't tell them anything about what happened (you're legally required to tell them your name, date of birth, and adress...at least that's all they can ask of you here). Do not talk to them about anything else until you've spoken to a lawyer.

Also talk to your girlfriend about it. Make sure you know what the situation was, and make sure her parents don't pressure her into lying to the police to get you in shit.

If you think there's danger of her being abused/assaulted after this then PLEASE talk to the Police about it. No need to tell them about the incident with the step dad just that you have grounds to believe she is being physically assaulted. Most western countries take violence against women and children very seriously.

Good luck.

EDIT: my MSN/email is in my profile if you have questions or want to talk



wow, are you a lawyer or something. thanx anyways. If her step-dad even touches her in any violent way after this i am going to go to her house with a fucking pipe kill him.
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Old 2007-03-11, 03:56
Dark Angel Dark Angel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nereth:

Kicking him in the jaw was a bad plan. But smashing him with a tea pot was tops.

what did your GF say?

she was just really shooken up. i asked her if he hurt her before i came but she wouldn't tell me anything so i just gave her some weed and she seemed fine.
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Old 2007-03-11, 04:23
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quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

Congratulate yourself?

Buy a slurpie.
 #18 
Old 2007-03-11, 04:35
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I read the OP's name and laughed hard. I mean come on, you couldn't think of a less generic "badass" name? But seriously, if this is all true, then good job.
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Old 2007-03-11, 04:39
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By all means diffuse the situation. Then report it to the authorities. We have an impartial justice system, and most of the time it works. An eye for an eye and the world will soon be blind.
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Old 2007-03-11, 04:56
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quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

she was just really shooken up. i asked her if he hurt her before i came but she wouldn't tell me anything so i just gave her some weed and she seemed fine.

You gave her some weed? This is a troll post.
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Old 2007-03-11, 06:05
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Dude... why don't you call the cops before the guy goes and incriminates you as some psycho that stomped into his house, smashed a thing over his head and kicked him in the face then stole his step-daughter and is holding her hostage and force-feeding her drugs to keep her subdued? I'm betting they take the word of an older guy and his scared-to-shit wife over some pothead 15 year old.

[This message has been edited by Demoiselle (edited 03-11-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-11, 06:14
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Man, underwear goes inside the pants.
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Old 2007-03-11, 08:05
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Let your girlfriend live with you... Dont drop out of school, but if she gets a part time job as well, then it will share the load out, dont know what to do about the step-dad situation, but make sure you tell the police, and persuade you'r girlfriend to do so as well, otherwise you will be fucked.
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Old 2007-03-11, 08:09
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God, you'd think the govt would look after kids like you better.

I think Demoiselle has got the idea right.
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Old 2007-03-11, 09:27
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quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

You gave her some weed? This is a troll post.

This forum is so fucking gullible...

I knew this was bullshit after he said that he walked in without knocking..
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Old 2007-03-11, 09:37
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quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

This forum is so fucking gullible...

I knew this was bullshit after he said that he walked in without knocking..

Too bad he left out the part of burning a ciggarette on his own body and loving the pain,
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Old 2007-03-11, 09:38
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jvm222
quote:Originally posted by Puscifer:

This forum is so fucking gullible...

I knew this was bullshit after he said that he walked in without knocking..

Too bad he left out the part of burning a ciggarette on his own body and loving the pain,
 #28 
Old 2007-03-11, 10:10
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Double post chum...

Anyhow, why did you leave him with a broken jaw if you saw him abusing a woman, hell any woman?! I ORDER you to return to his house tonight and brain him with a roof tile or something...
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Old 2007-03-11, 12:44
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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Good on you lad. If the girl and her mum were prepared to tell the court (if it goes to court) what the man had been doing, then it's him who's in trouble. You were just defending someone...
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Old 2007-03-11, 13:10
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quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

So totse, what should i do next. dropping out of school is not an option. My mom is an alcoholic and doesn't work so i have to support me and her with my part-time job. I also have to pay all the bills. My life here is pretty much worthless. any advice.

She (your girlfriend) gets a job (assuming she is old enough).
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Old 2007-03-11, 14:25
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Default Re: Broke her step-dads jaw...

Jesus wept, you really are a stupid kid aren't you? (assuming you're not posting from under some bridge somewhere).

You had no idea what was going on, did you?

For example,what if your girlfriend is mentally ill and had attacked her mom?

He was PINNING her against a wall! That isn't abuse as such.There may have been any one of a number of good reasons why he needed to restrain her.

Protect your woman? Yes of course, no question. BUT use your fucking brain first!

A simple 'what's going on here?' would have sufficed.

I hope he was legit and is now going to sue your sorry macho arse for every cent.
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Old 2007-03-11, 14:43
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Fifteen. Walking into a house without knocking. Being overly dismissive about that fact. Taking on an older man, who was strong enough to pin someone to the wall and knocking him silly with a tea pot, then kicking him in the jaw?

I'm going to say this is bullshit. \

If it turns out being true, then good work, how heroic. And get her to one of her friends places, get her out of yours.
 #33 
Old 2007-03-11, 15:00
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http://www.therainiervalley.com/violin.html

buy one of these, then play them for yourself, loser
 #34 
Old 2007-03-11, 15:11
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He is 15. They wont do shit.
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Old 2007-03-11, 17:51
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quote:Originally posted by Dark Angel:

wow, are you a lawyer or something. thanx anyways. If her step-dad even touches her in any violent way after this i am going to go to her house with a fucking pipe kill him.

Yea...sounds like the best solution. Since you are only 15, mind not pulling anymore stupid ass fucking stunts?
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Old 2007-03-11, 18:01
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quote:Originally posted by Mojo Savage:

why did you leave him with a broken jaw if you saw him abusing a woman, hell any woman?! I ORDER you to return to his house tonight and brain him with a roof tile or something...

yeah, if i saw somebody messing with my gf or her mom i would fucking end him. and how do you know you broke his jaw?
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Old 2007-03-11, 18:38
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quote:Originally posted by LucifyRe:

He is 15. They wont do shit.

That is, if this actually happened. Seems shady...
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Old 2007-03-11, 18:52
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quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

I don't know, I'm on drugs or something.

Best totse post ever.
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Old 2007-03-11, 19:01
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Well he won't be talking for about a month anyways..Ya know..Because they wire their jaw shut when it breaks.
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Old 2007-03-11, 20:07
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Unless your from the red country you dont leave your doors unlocked, if he was beating up his wife he would have locked the doors.



A grown man say 180-200 pounds would need more then a kick to break his jaw. maybe a hammer



I call bullshit on this scenario



Edit: Pirate/ninja - wootville, what kind of troll are you?

[This message has been edited by Jack_and_Jill (edited 03-11-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-12, 16:33
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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Unless your from the red country you dont leave your doors unlocked, if he was beating up his wife he would have locked the doors.



A grown man say 180-200 pounds would need more then a kick to break his jaw. maybe a hammer



I call bullshit on this scenario



Edit: Pirate/ninja - wootville, what kind of troll are you?



To be fair, you might have someone weighing that much with softer bones or whatever.

And plus, maybe he didn't think to lock and door and risk the wife running into another room and locking it and just layed her straight out instead.

Though I'd like to know what the daughter said and what's happened since...
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:18
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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seriously, in england if yuor door shuts it wont open unless you havea key, and i dought the guy attacked the wife before she shut the front door. in plain veiw of everyone.
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:33
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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

seriously, in england if yuor door shuts it wont open unless you havea key, and i dought the guy attacked the wife before she shut the front door. in plain veiw of everyone.



WTF? I thought you guys felt really safe with your lack of gun crime... My front door hasn't been locked in probably 6 months, besides for the 4 hours when noone is awake in the house.

You all have some weird ideas as to why this is a troll post. I'm not sure, but someone not locking their door isn't very conclusive proof.
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:36
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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it depends where you live, i live ina 1930's style house with about 30 houses down the road, chavvies are downa close, when you shut a front door it is locked plain and simple, meaning if you push it you cant open it, im talking about a fucking YALE front door not a shitty PVC back doors retards call front doors
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:44
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quote:Originally posted by Mojo Savage:

Double post chum...

Anyhow, why did you leave him with a broken jaw if you saw him abusing a woman, hell any woman?! I ORDER you to return to his house tonight and congratulate him for showing that woman her place.

Fixed, and I call bullshit.
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Old 2007-03-12, 19:59
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Ok boys and girls I think some ketchian words to your shell-likes are called for here.

So let me mark your cards ...in a totally non-paternal fashion of course.



1.ain't no way, no how, you can know whether or not his kick can or can't have broken the guy's jaw. Bones are some weird shit and everyone is different. Remember the story of the girl who slapped her cheatin' boyfriend across the face and broke all 4 fingers.

2.Legally the moment the father ceased his attack (IF IT WAS AN ATTACK!!!) Dork Angel had to desist. While I do recommend always using a weapon, legally it puts you straight on thin ice.

If the father was attacking his daughter then most courts would let Dork Angel's first blow with tea pot go through as 'defence of another' but the kick to the jaw was assault.

3. Kicking to the jaw is an extremely stupid thing to do in that situation. You run the risk of killing/maiming the guy (look up the term 'contre coupe' for starters).

Also a broken or disclocated jaw won't always put a man out of a fight.

He would have done better to smash the guy's fingers. That would have, 9 times outta ten, ended the fight , is extremely painful and you run little risk of killing someone.





[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-12-2007).]
 #47 
Old 2007-03-12, 20:06
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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you didnt say anything about open front doors mister
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Old 2007-03-12, 21:28
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Default Re: Broke her step-dads jaw...

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

chavvies are downa close, when you shut a front door it is locked plain and simple, meaning if you push it you cant open it, im talking about a fucking YALE front door not a shitty PVC back doors retards call front doors

I think I could use a translation here...?

As far as I am concerned the front door is the door on the front of your house.
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Old 2007-03-13, 20:24
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Why would you need to drop out of school?

Just keep your story straight and have the cooperation of your girlfriend so she doesn't suddenly turn on you cause she's scared.
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Old 2007-03-13, 21:51
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Yes, which usually locks when you shut it.
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Old 2007-03-14, 00:45
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The OP is a moron. Either he lives in Harlem or Detroit, or he's a fucking dipshit that thinks he's a hardass.

'Yeah I gave her some weed and she was fine'. God, why are people like you on earth? THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN. If it really did, your faggot niglet ass would be in jail for assault.

EDIT: Page 2

[This message has been edited by Zippo (edited 03-14-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-14, 10:55
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How do you know you broke his jaw if you left straight after?
 #53 
Old 2007-03-14, 11:20
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You seem like quite an honorable person.

I don't know her step dad but there's about

a %1 chance he'll go to the police over this

because he was beating his wife/your girl.

Plus his daughter's boyfriend kicked his ass. OWNAGE!!!

I don't know what to tell you though, seems

like you were dealt quite a shitty hand. I do suggest your girlfriend live with you, at least temporarily.
 #54 
Old 2007-03-15, 11:59
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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quote:Originally posted by KriminalMinded:

You seem like quite an honorable person.

I don't know her step dad but there's about

a %1 chance he'll go to the police over this

because he was beating his wife/your girl.

Plus his daughter's boyfriend kicked his ass. OWNAGE!!!

I don't know what to tell you though, seems

like you were dealt quite a shitty hand. I do suggest your girlfriend live with you, at least temporarily.



Omg dont encourage him!

Look it didnt fucking happen, his a wannabe skater boy who is a noob. Seriosuly, have you read his profile and wondered if he really isnt a troll? You think a kid who says 'Wootville' could break some guys jaw, and also think his a ninja, is he like 10?



And ffs he isnt your step dad you arnt fucking married. His your gf's dad
 
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