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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-11, 01:24 |
CptnCrackHound 
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 If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
The answer is NEVER more than 5.
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2007-03-11, 01:27 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
All girls are lying whores.
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#3
2007-03-11, 01:30 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:
All girls are lying whores.
iam maggotcorps, and i approve of this message.
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#4
2007-03-11, 01:30 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
You start counting on your fingers, and once all of your fingers are up, you start putting them back down. Then back up again. Repeat this until they walk away.
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#5
2007-03-11, 01:32 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
What should you say?
Whatever is the truth.
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#6
2007-03-11, 01:33 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
"one or two.nothing special"
READ AND LEARN, people, READ AND LEARN!!
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#7
2007-03-11, 01:33 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:
You start counting on your fingers, and once all of your fingers are up, you start putting them back down. Then back up again. Repeat this until they walk away.
then start on your toes, once they ran out, count your penis, cep't that counts for 10.
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#8
2007-03-11, 01:39 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
Or you tell them the truth. It really isn't that hard.
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#9
2007-03-11, 01:39 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:
All girls are lying whores.
Whatever number they give you, you have to multiply that by 2. That is the number they think they have had at a minimum as far as they can remember.
Seriously, what do girls expect a guy to tell them? Everytime I'm asked that question, I side step the question by asking something like "Why? Should I be worrying about your past? Threesomes, foursomes, moresomes?"
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#10
2007-03-11, 01:40 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by Khepri:
Or you tell them the truth. It really isn't that hard.
But the truth is so boring. Being a loose old whore is so much better.
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#11
2007-03-11, 03:08 |
woopsueypigs77
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:
But the truth is so boring. Being a loose old whore is so much better.
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#12
2007-03-11, 04:11 |
suissemista
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
I always claim 3 to 5, i don't want to seem like a manwhore. that doesn't seem to attract many girls in my area lol.
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#13
2007-03-11, 04:14 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:
"one or two.nothing special"
READ AND LEARN, people, READ AND LEARN!!
qft!!!
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#14
2007-03-11, 04:50 |
silverballs
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by suissemista:
I always claim 3 to 5, i don't want to seem like a manwhore. that doesn't seem to attract many girls in my area lol.
Girls wanna be special and fuck a virgin
hmm role reversal.
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2007-03-11, 05:38 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
"Only a few alive, but the ones with no pulse...I couldn't count if I had an abacaus."
That is what you would say if you were half as badass as me.
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2007-03-11, 09:35 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:
"Only a few alive, but the ones with no pulse...I couldn't count if I had an abacaus."
That is what you would say if you were half as badass as me.
Sometimes..I worry about you.
This is not one of those times.
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#17
2007-03-11, 09:41 |
ZeroMalarki
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
37?!
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#18
2007-03-11, 09:43 |
Mojo Savage
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by MandatorySuicide:
You start counting on your fingers, and once all of your fingers are up, you start putting them back down. Then back up again. Repeat this until they walk away.
Laughed at this, good one im gonna try that sometime.
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#19
2007-03-11, 09:46 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
My ex girlfriend told me not to ask and I don't want to know.
I thought that was fair enough.
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#20
2007-03-11, 10:21 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:
37?!
My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
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#21
2007-03-11, 10:55 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:
My ex girlfriend told me not to ask and I don't want to know.
I thought that was fair enough.
that usually means shes had alot of cocks up her, and doesn't want to tell you because you might think shes a slut.
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#22
2007-03-11, 11:24 |
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Re: If your partner asks you how many have you had B4 me, what should you say?
quote:Originally posted by southernsun:
that usually means shes had alot of cocks up her, and doesn't want to tell you because you might think shes a slut.
Yeah she was a slut (but she'd been 'clean' for a while before we went out).
I suppose it was just enough to know that without putting a number to it and letting my imagination go wild.
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