ok this is getting concerning, ive had sex what 6-7 times since losing my V plates, and each time i cant shoot my load.

all those times ive been drinking, but seriously everyone keeps telling me that the first few times they were so nervous they shot in a few mins.

and im going for ages not shooting, ive yet to shoot

anyone else the same or am i just shaking hands with the president to much

'V plates'?

You are obviously a ginger and american.

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neither, im shaved head (originally brown) and scottish

quote:Originally posted by phoenix nemises:

neither, im shaved head (originally brown) and scottish



hmmmm..probably a Hearts supporter...

aberdeen supporter (no i dont shag sheep)

i had that problem the first two times I fucked but now its pretty natural...i dunno, it concerned me the first time and it kind of upset the girl

maybe because ive been shagging fattys,

i didnt kind of realise what i was doing half way through and my mind started to wonder about what the weather's going to be like and if i should buy a new golf driver..

hrm, maybe i should try not fapping for a few weeks and see if that works

Yeah not fapping helps, but fucking her really fast and out a little so her opening is stimulating your head should work too.

Seems really weird, I've never heard of something like this. =\

quote:Originally posted by phoenix nemises:

no i dont shag sheep

Found yer problem.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

'V plates'?

You are obviously a ginger and american.

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Jack, don't go throwing that around.

I've never heard of V plates and I live in the US.

You're just still pissed about your tea.