How would it blow over if a rich American man with an exciting lifestyle decided that he wanted two women to live with him so he bought them? You know, mail order brides. He would spoil them and treat them as nicely as he could. He would have more than enough money to do whatever he can to keep them both happy. One would sleep on the left side of him in bed and one on the right. He would be honest in the way that he would not engage in any kind of sexual activity with anyone besides his two girlfriends.

This is what I want to do. I will be rich enough when I'm in my late 20's whether you believe me or not. I'm 19 now and I already own my own house. I'm going to pay it off by working on fishing boats in Alaska and then the rent money will pay for another house (that will be only a year and a half from now). I'll do this until I have a few houses and then sell them all to buy my own fishing boat. The people that own these boats make ridiculously large amounts of money and I'll still have the other half of the year (the off season) to build big houses in the lower 48. I'm also decent at playing the stock market.

I don't want just one girl because that would only be half as fun and pretty much have no respect for women whatsoever anymore. My mother left me and all my girlfriends broke my heart. I tried to be nice I really did. My last girlfriend whom I loved more than anything just left me because he mom doesn't like me. Her mom actually broke all the flowers I bought her daughter for valentines day and then stomped on them in the driveway. The only reason her mom doesn't like me is because I'm from an underprivileged family (she's a rich elitist bitch) and I smoke marijuana (even though both of her daughters and her ex-husband smoke marijuana too). By the time I go through with my plan of buying two girls at once I will have had my heart broken by more spoiled American girls.

So how good do you think this will work? Would I be able to keep two girls happy without them getting angry about each other? An honest response from some girls would be nice even though I'm being disrespectful to womankind.

It wouldn't be easy, but you have my full support.

No. That's a terrible idea.

Now that the serious answer is over, lets be more realistic.

The women who are looking for this sort of thing want someone with money to use and abuse, in general. You could very well be that man. You could support two women that, at best, see you as an ATM.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

The women who are looking for this sort of thing want someone with money to use and abuse, in general. You could very well be that man. You could support two women that, at best, see you as an ATM.

Right, but there are thousands of women doing this. I can spend a lot of time researching so that I could find two that are really looking for love and that wouldn't mind sharing me. I could also replace one or both if it's not working out.

Sure these girls will manipulate their men just like all other girls. But, like all other girls they should be able to be manipulated BY men too.

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You'd be nothing more than a cash machine. A means to an end.

Sure, you could find women that would be completely content with spending your money and living in your home(s).

You never know, something could grow from that beginning, but the odds are slim.

Sounds like somebody has a bad case of heartbreak.

Dude, get over it. Girls hurt. End of discussion.

But, if you keep dating and looking, you will eventually find one that truly loves you and wants to be with you. You're only 19. Give it some time. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up and get married.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You'd be nothing more than a cash machine. A means to an end.

Sure, you could find women that would be completely content with spending your money and living in your home(s).

You never know, something could grow from that beginning, but the odds are slim.

Well, fortanately for me, I'm good at being used. .

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

Sounds like somebody has a bad case of heartbreak.

Dude, get over it. Girls hurt. End of discussion.

But, if you keep dating and looking, you will eventually find one that truly loves you and wants to be with you. You're only 19. Give it some time. Don't be in such a hurry to grow up and get married.

I know that girls hurt and I will be getting over it by buying two of them at the same time. I will keep dating and looking between now and then but I already know that they will turn out to be just as heartless as the rest of them. And why wouldn't I be in a hurry to find a lifepartner? When I have a girlfriend I'm happpy and when I'm single I'm miserable. I hate being single. IMO being single is only fun if you have no self respect.

dude, you're 19 and you're already resigning yourself to the idea that all girls are heartless bitches? you need to get out more. yeah, you got hurt. everyone does. but you move on and in 10 years you'll be laughing at your 19 year old self and his logic that mail order brides were the key to companionship. it's really sad to be that jaded before you even hit 20.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

dude, you're 19 and you're already resigning yourself to the idea that all girls are heartless bitches? you need to get out more. yeah, you got hurt. everyone does. but you move on and in 10 years you'll be laughing at your 19 year old self and his logic that mail order brides were the key to companionship. it's really sad to be that jaded before you even hit 20.

Are you sure I'm jaded? I may be. But perhaps I'm enlightened? You guys will all grow up and get wives that will leave you and/or cheat on you and/or start acting crazy. That's what women do because they are mentally unstable. Some of you will find good girls and science bless you, but most of you won't. I say FUCK taking that chance because I'm too much of a sissy to be hurt like that again. I'll go with two recyclable girls.

Is it just me, or is this guy crazy/delusional/jaded/heartbroken?

i cant see this working out... theres too many things that could go wrong...

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

Is it just me, or is this guy crazy/delusional/jaded/heartbroken?

No more than the rest of us.

quote:Originally posted by moike:

i cant see this working out... theres too many things that could go wrong...

There is an endless supply of these cunts. If something goes wrong... NEXT!

sounds sorta like a bad idea man. I definitely wouldn't try it myself, due to the fact that it seems like you would be just asking to have your closet cleaned. My buddy once knew a guy that did this, and it only brought him trouble, as he seems to have lost a significant portion of his funds through this ordeal. Thats just what I heard though, so don't take it for fact. But if you're feeling lucky, then by all means, go ahead and take life by the horns and do it sir.



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Is it me or do a lot of weird things happen a lot when your high or on acid?

quote:Originally posted by Spade:

Are you sure I'm jaded? I may be. But perhaps I'm enlightened? You guys will all grow up and get wives that will leave you and/or cheat on you and/or start acting crazy. That's what women do because they are mentally unstable. Some of you will find good girls and science bless you, but most of you won't. I say FUCK taking that chance because I'm too much of a sissy to be hurt like that again. I'll go with two recyclable girls.

if that's your standpoint, then i'm the mentally unstable half of the relationship who will cheat and lie and break his heart, and some guy will be the one putting up with ME. but you know what? i could easily say that all men are cheating two-faced assholes and i'm sticking to the single life. but you know, i would rather believe that they're not. i would rather keep hoping i'll find someone to spend my life with. i don't think "enlightenment" is closing off your mind to possibilities that you can't even predict.

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Get over it, kid. Angst and faux cynicism aren't attractive to anyone except 15 year old goths.

To abandon any hope of love or a happy relationship is cutting off your nose to spite your face.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Is it me or do a lot of weird things happen a lot when your high or on acid?

It's just you.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

if that's your standpoint, then i'm the mentally unstable half of the relationship who will cheat and lie and break his heart, and some guy will be the one putting up with ME. but you know what? i could easily say that all men are cheating two-faced assholes and i'm sticking to the single life. but you know, i would rather believe that they're not. i would rather keep hoping i'll find someone to spend my life with. i don't think "enlightenment" is closing off your mind to possibilities that you can't even predict.

Touché. This shut me up. I did say that it will be a long time before I have sufficient funds to do something like buy two bitches and in the meantime I'll be looking for love because that's all I really want. It just seems so hopeless. .

Anyway I have to get to work on my house THAT I OWN AT AGE NINETEEN. Honestly, how could you break up with a 19 year old that already has his own house? It doesn't take a genius to realize that you're onto something there.

WHAT A BITCH. !

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Buy two, you'll discover you can't take two because they are driving you nuts, and then you can give one of them to ME!

You have a lot of ambition, I salute you for that.

Ehhh.. good luck on the thing though.

quote:Originally posted by Spade:

Touché. This shut me up. I did say that it will be a long time before I have sufficient funds to do something like buy two bitches and in the meantime I'll be looking for love because that's all I really want. It just seems so hopeless. .

Anyway I have to get to work on my house THAT I OWN AT AGE NINETEEN. Honestly, how could you break up with a 19 year old that already has his own house? It doesn't take a genius to realize that you're onto something there.

WHAT A BITCH. !



you'll find someone. what's that saying? when you stop looking, that's when love finds you. or something equally as corny. work on your house; occupy yourself with that. hey, now it's kinda like a scene in "the notebook"!

and do me a favour...when a girl does come around, post here so that i can say "i told you so."

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

you'll find someone. what's that saying? when you stop looking, that's when love finds you. or something equally as corny. work on your house; occupy yourself with that. hey, now it's kinda like a scene in "the notebook"!

Yeah I thought of that because my girlfriend left me mostly because of her mom.

Money seems like it's very important to you. Perhaps you need to take a look at your values?

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Money seems like it's very important to you. Perhaps you need to take a look at your values?

Nah, I'm from America. .

Do it, dude. When you're rich, you can do anything. And three-way cuddling is probably the sexiest thing alive. Picture a cute topless lesbian resting their head on either side of your chest.

And the best part is, when you get bored of them, you can have them fight to the death and just replace the one that lost.