People have been talking about this and all...and at the moment ive been considering changing ways of having sex with my gf, ok so i want to have sex with her but without the silly condom (she is STD free)

Ok so how many days after her period or before should i insert my member?

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mehowee_1

however many days she's been on the pill for. that's when.

OooOH, you want to play the menstrual russian roulette, huh?!

IT IS NEVER TOTALY SAFE TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM.

*slap*

I am 90% sure that girls can get pregnant even the day after her period. Also, ITS NEVER TOTALLY SAFE TO HAVE SEX WITH A CONDOM. Even condoms fail sometimes. Ive never heard of it happening to someone I know, but there is a 1% chance it wont work (maybe less, but theres still the chance... even if you use it right).

When she's already pregnant. It is a well known fact that you cannot impregnate a woman twice at the same time.

Look Kid, I know 'believing makes it real' and a healthy fantasy is a good thing in general but you are taking it too far!

Or do they now make blow up babies to go with those dolls?

She can get pregnant whenever during her cycle, but some times are more fertile than others.

With young girls (if you are a teenager) they are more fertile even in the "not-so-fertile" times of her cycle.

Just get her the pill FFS.

I never got the concept of "Ninja Turtles" sure, they were mutant teenagers, but they're like the slowest mother fucking animal around. No matter how hard you try, some animals just wont sound cool. "Teenage Mutant Rabid Sloths", see what I mean?

Now something like "Mother Fucking Cheetahs on Fire!:, that'd be a cool show.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I never got the concept of "Ninja Turtles" sure, they were mutant teenagers, but they're like the slowest mother fucking animal around. No matter how hard you try, some animals just wont sound cool. "Teenage Mutant Rabid Sloths", see what I mean?

Now something like "Mother Fucking Cheetahs on Fire!:, that'd be a cool show.

GTFO...

Fucking twat.

I suggest that only time that sex without a condom is safe would be when you're having it with yourself. Put her on the pill and re-examine your conviction that she is STD free (like you were her first and she's never been with anyone else, right?).

yeah...fuck...that...shit...don't...do...it, my bestfriend was on the pill...her son just had his first birthday

my old g/f had something implanted in her arm (fucking alien) but it stopped her from being fertile for 3 years..I felt it and everything..eurgh

damn, I was so fucking paranoid..and I still am..if she was lying i'm gonna drop kick that bitch so hard in the stomach

They have this new thing that they stick in your vaj and it's 99.9% effective for five years. It's like a little plastic y.

As to your question. just do her in the ass. That's 100% effective.

quote:Originally posted by DiamondX:

I am 90% sure that girls can get pregnant even the day after her period. Also, ITS NEVER TOTALLY SAFE TO HAVE SEX WITH A CONDOM. Even condoms fail sometimes. Ive never heard yof it happening to someone I know, but there is a 1% chance it wont work (maybe less, but theres still the chance... even if you use it right).



our full of shit, there is about a 12 to 24 hour period after ovulation in whitch an egg can be fertilized. Sperm can hang around in her neverregions 72 hours before dying, so at most the is a 4 day window in whitch the egg can be fertilized.

Of course though I'll agree there is no such thing as safe sex, only safer/less risky sex.

Now go do wome reseach on the menstruel cycle and try to find literature about how to chart the ovulation cycle of a woman. The rythym method tends you be ineffective, you actually some observation measurement of her body. Cervix mucus thickness, and body temperture in the morning have noth show to be fairly accurate in predicting cycles.

quote:Originally posted by WorBlux:

our full of shit, there is about a 12 to 24 hour period after ovulation in whitch an egg can be fertilized. Sperm can hang around in her neverregions 72 hours before dying, so at most the is a 4 day window in whitch the egg can be fertilized.

People thinking this kind of thing are always so surprised when their girlfriend falls pregnant.

Nobody should trust sex advice from a guy who advises doing "wome reseach on the menstruel cycle".

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 03-10-2007).]

or calling them neverregions. I just hate what that implies. It is netherregions as in below.

Besides you phrased the question wrong. Only have sex duringher period.

fuck condoms real men dont get pregnant!

The fertile period is short, but because sperm can hang around, and because the internal clock is not extremely accurate, you can't expect to stay safe that much. It is a risk.

However, I used to just have sex right before my period was due, it made me feel more at ease. It's when you stop being cautious that you're fucked. Wrap it up.

If you've never had sex without a condom, dont do it.

It's so hard to go back to using one once you know what you're missing.

I used a condom for three months before she went on the pill. And then after a month or two, she had to stop taking it. It was never the same again.

Seriously, I'd rather not have sex then use a condom.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

If you've never had sex without a condom, dont do it.

It's so hard to go back to using one once you know what you're missing.

I used a condom for three months before she went on the pill. And then after a month or two, she had to stop taking it. It was never the same again.

Seriously, I'd rather not have sex then use a condom.

Agreed.

I'm not gonna lie. Sex without a condom is godly compared to sex with a condom. It's criminal how bad sex is with one after you've had it without.

^^^

sex with a condom is shite.

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

Just get her the pill FFS.

i dont want to sound all old and wise but that is the way to go for sure.

WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN DUMBFUCK.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

OooOH, you want to play the menstrual russian roulette, huh?!

IT IS NEVER TOTALY SAFE TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM.

*slap*

quote:Originally posted by DiamondX:

I am 90% sure that girls can get pregnant even the day after her period. Also, ITS NEVER TOTALLY SAFE TO HAVE SEX WITH A CONDOM. Even condoms fail sometimes. Ive never heard of it happening to someone I know, but there is a 1% chance it wont work (maybe less, but theres still the chance... even if you use it right).

My boyfriend's sister in law got pregnant when her and her partner where using a condom and she was one the pill.

It happens.

So watch out.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

My boyfriend's sister in law got pregnant when her and her partner where using a condom and she was one the pill.

It happens.

So watch out.

yeah ok, but what else are people supposed to do? just never have sex out of fear? i don't buy into that.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

yeah ok, but what else are people supposed to do? just never have sex out of fear?

Damn right!

there actually is a time of the cycle where women are less likely to get pregnant, which is "technically" the only kind of birth control catholics are ever allowed to use.

of course it takes 12 months of observation and only has a recorded ~60% effectiveness.

i screw my girl all the time raw....but she's on the pill. still not pregnant....

the pill makes a big difference....

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Damn right!

hahahaha.

i guess if i keep having sex, i WILL get PREGNANT AND DIE.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I never got the concept of "Ninja Turtles" sure, they were mutant teenagers, but they're like the slowest mother fucking animal around. No matter how hard you try, some animals just wont sound cool. "Teenage Mutant Rabid Sloths", see what I mean?

Now something like "Mother Fucking Cheetahs on Fire!:, that'd be a cool show.

Oh god, I can't stop laughing at that post, I love you arquin.

And NEVER have sex without a condom if she's not on the pill/other form of birth control. EVER. /thread

quote:Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:

Oh god, I can't stop laughing at that post, I love you arquin.

And NEVER have sex without a condom if she's not on the pill/other form of birth control. EVER. /thread

Might I add, never have sex without a condom unless you have known her/him since infancy and know that they were never with anyone but yourself. That might mean that you were siamese twins, but even then I would be suspicious.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

hahahaha.

i guess if i keep having sex, i WILL get PREGNANT AND DIE.

You forgot the part where oyu get the STD, rgardless of who your partner was, pass the STD on to your kid, be disowned by your family, and then get lung cancer and live a painful life in a hospital never leaving a small room and no one will ever visit you and you will be miserable until you finally die and burn in hell.

Or at least thats what they taught me in sex ed.

quote:Originally posted by pepper23:

Just get her the pill FFS.

Ok, i think that's the best idea soo far, well i guess its quite reliable and you can use it whenever but she could get fat, and then she will be shite at sex...well as they say, nothing is perfect on this world

I'm sticking with the Jonny on.. I might be able to last longer than 2 minutes.

quote:Originally posted by mehowee_1:

i guess its quite reliable and you can use it whenever but she could get fat, and then she will be shite at sex...well as they say, nothing is perfect on this world

you sound like a complete fucking retard. you should not be procreating in the first place

quote:Originally posted by Docta?:

When she's already pregnant. It is a well known fact that you cannot impregnate a woman twice at the same time.

It's happened.

I'm going to give you the most reliable answer I can think of. I know there are stated ovulation times(when she can get pregnant)but every male and female is different. I've read no method of birth control is full-proof, which is most likely true. Other factors include wether you smoke or do drugs(lower sperm count supposedly) wether you or your partner has ever had an STD.

If she has an ovarian cyst the chances are reduced greatly and this also applies with an STD, which doesnt seem to be in your case.

Personally I've blown my load in girls literally thousands of times and haven't impregnated a girl ever.

^^^You are either sterile, or those people you were with were on the pill. Or they were trannies, which is the option I'm going with.

And to the OP: Use a condom until she gets on some other form of birth control or in like a month you will be posting one of those "OMG my girlfriend is PREGNANT" threads.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I never got the concept of "Ninja Turtles" sure, they were mutant teenagers, but they're like the slowest mother fucking animal around. No matter how hard you try, some animals just wont sound cool. "Teenage Mutant Rabid Sloths", see what I mean?

Now something like "Mother Fucking Cheetahs on Fire!:, that'd be a cool show.

I completely agree.

quote:When to have sex without a condom

...when "By the way, I caught herpes from my kids' mom" becomes a 100% fool-proof pickup line.

quote:Originally posted by DiamondX:

I am 90% sure that girls can get pregnant even the day after her period. Also, ITS NEVER TOTALLY SAFE TO HAVE SEX WITH A CONDOM. Even condoms fail sometimes. Ive never heard of it happening to someone I know, but there is a 1% chance it wont work (maybe less, but theres still the chance... even if you use it right).

What the fuck else are you gonne do then? Jack of all your life? Quit beeing a smartass.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

I never got the concept of "Ninja Turtles" sure, they were mutant teenagers, but they're like the slowest mother fucking animal around. No matter how hard you try, some animals just wont sound cool. "Teenage Mutant Rabid Sloths", see what I mean?

Now something like "Mother Fucking Cheetahs on Fire!:, that'd be a cool show.



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