Im so fucking ashamed of myself. You guys might not believe this but its true. I was out of lotion. I was sick of using just my hand and was sooo fucking horney that i actually did it.

"I fucked my Golden Retriever"

The funny thing is that it didnt put up any stugle which is one of the only reasons WHY i did it. It actually just looked kinda confused when it turned its head to look back at me. Made a few funny sounds but thats it.

Ya know that feeling ya get after you have sex? That feeling where if you dont really like Or only liked that person for a "Kinky" Factor...Ya know that deep disgust within yourself?

Well i have it x1000. HOw do i get rid of this? I seriously regret this shit so bad i wanna kill myself

Murder/suicide

I vote in favor of suicide

This is serious guys. Im so fucking disgusted and filled with regret i dont know what to do!

How can i make this go away? What makes my deppression worse is that i now have to live with knowing i fucked a dog the rest of my life.

I pissed 3 times so far and when i looked at my dick i was so sickened at what i had done i actually cried twice.

Can someone give me a diffrent perspective or tell me im not the only one on totse who has fucked a dog?

EDIT:: OMFG im crying like hell right now. WTF DO I DO! Shes just sitting in my room and waging her tail and looking at me! DOes she remember what i did? I herd only cirtain animals remember crap longer then 10 min. Is this true?

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You fucked and now you're fucked!

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

thing is that it didnt put up any stugle which is one of the only reasons WHY i did it. It actually just looked kinda confused when it turned its head to look back at me. Made a few funny sounds but thats it.

I think she really likes you. Now you know, this will be frowned upon in your family and your hometown, so you should probably elope. If you live in the states I'd suggest heading to Las Vegas. If you live in Europe, I'd suggest heading to Amsterdam. You will be accepted in either town. I think you two will have a bright future, unless this is just puppy love!

I really dont know what to tell you. all i can say is wow.

There used to be poster who posted exclusively about fucking dogs. You're not alone. And hey, it was a one-time thing... disgusting, yes, but just forget about it and never do it again.

troll alert.

If it's not a troll, just ask yourself why its fucked up. Can you think of a single reason other than "its fucked up" that it is wrong? So if you enjoyed and she enjoyed, just don't get caught.



Oh and do you have a really little dick? How didn't you rip that bitch in half?

I think she just realized the love she has had for you all along has hope.

Now she will fallow you around and expect more.

She's like a real woman only she can't make you a sammich. perhaps she can bring you a beer?

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Meh, just dont tell anyone, i'de be more ashmed about crying about it.

quote:Originally posted by youngnastyman:

troll alert.

OZMFGBBQTROLLALERT!!!! QUICK GET GANDOLF TO COME OUT AND MAKE THE SUN POP UP SO HE TURNS TO STONE!!!

i know pitiful atempt lol

Well, you did it, and now you're stuck with that for life. Dumbass.

thems gonna be some fucked up babies,

Seriously. Mutant and/or miscarriage alert.

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

IIt actually just looked kinda confused when it turned its head to look back at me. Made a few funny sounds but thats it.

That right there is classic.

Well thank you all who possted serious responses.

As for you who are being jackasses go fuck yourself. Anyway im now drunk as hell and feel a little bit better. I dont regret it so mucjh (Could just be the alcohol)

Anyway thank you guys.

That's a little bit hot, in a sick, sick sort of way.

quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

That's a little bit hot, in a sick, sick sort of way.

I sense a repeat of the original offense approaching.

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

I dont regret it so mucjh (Could just be the alcohol)

Trust me, it is.

Anyone remember umop's thread about a friend wanting to get fucked by a dog?

Damn, just had a weird deja vu..

lol k

Hah, calm down man. You fucked a dog. Okay. Your dog probably doesn't feel much different about you, more attracted if anything. :P

Really, it's not something you should be killing yourself over. Just don't tell anyone about it, unless you want some odd glances every now and then.

different types of animals can carry aids, you really should make sure you didnt contract it. im being completely serious, when i had to take my cat to the vet, they had to check for aids in its blood so my guess is dogs can carry it too.

Uh cats can have FIV, which is a cat version of HIV, and its not transferrable to humans. I dont think dogs can get aids at all.

Ya know....Now that i think about it, Does it really count as sex?

1)I didnt cum inside him

2)I wasnt in there for TOO long

ect..

I mean....If a virgin sticks his dick in a girl once then QUICKLY pulls it out and changed his mind hes still a virgin.

So maybe this doesnt count as sex?

Wait, first you said "shes just sitting in my room" and now you say "I didn't cum inside him"? You don't know what gender your dog is?

Im drunk. Its a girl and that was a typo. Sorry. But on a side note maybe this should count. I mean.....Can i no longer say im a virgin?

Edit:: I mean its not like anyonne has to know who it was i had sex with right? Anyway im tired. Night yall

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I used to let my dog lick my asshole while I masturbated.

it's not cheating if it's your dog...get it?? cuz it's your dog...

quote:Originally posted by Clit Commander:

it's not cheating if it's your dog...get it?? cuz it's your dog...



-road trip.

Animal sex doesn't count as losing your virginity. You need to fucking calm down. I'm willing to bet every person has at least one very shameful sex thing they've committed, and that's not just my attempt to boost my fragile self-esteem. You will tell no one about this, in 30 years you'll look back and laugh at what a horny teenager you were.

Wait... In the ass?

put some food on your dick, so you'll get oral sex.

quote:Originally posted by ethical_digger:

Meh, just dont tell anyone, i'de be more ashmed about crying about it.

This is a real man!

It wasn't just fucking that animal, you RAPED that animal!

I would copy and paste this thread and email it to PETA, but I'm not sure if you're being serious. If you are that'd be kinda mean since you're upset about it.

If this is serious... well um, just try and get over it. Nobody has to know. Good luck and don't do it again, coz imagine how embarrassing it'd be if you were caught..

Umm... Troll, I really hope you are a troll. If not, I think you've gone just that little bit too far. But, atleast with people like you; every time I feel like shit I can be assured that there really are people out there a little more crazier and twisten than I am.

How old is the thread starter? If he was a virgin and he was only like 16 - 18, well Jesus H. Christ you need to get a fucking grip. If you're going to shag animals then move to the middle east. Honest to god people like you are a waste of time. And if you're a troll, get the hell off the internet and do something constructive instead of posting multiple retarded threads. Wanker

Please God, let it be a troll.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Please God, let it be a troll.

Wow..haha.

sux2beu

quote:Originally posted by exotic_touch:

Wow..haha.

sux2beu

When did you come back?

The thread title makes it sound like you've been considering this for a while.

Gross.

Well i woke up now. Im sober and feel just as worse as last night. I have no idea what to do Maybe this will wear off. Anyway thanks for all of you posting things to help me and keep my chin up.

This is a very hard time for me.

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

Ya know that feeling ya get after you have sex? That feeling where if you dont really like Or only liked that person for a "Kinky" Factor...Ya know that deep disgust within yourself?

Good times

the trollcraft is weak is weak in this one...

not strong enough yet, level up troll, come back another time

Do it agian!

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

Ya know that feeling ya get after you have sex? That feeling where if you dont really like Or only liked that person for a "Kinky" Factor...Ya know that deep disgust within yourself?



dude! i got that with my old girlfriend..i thought it was just me being a secret insensitive cunt

SO you fucked your dog? And the problem is?

Now, if you'd fucked a ginger then I could understand your shame and self-loathing...

Make sure to call her.

Enjoy awkward situations in 20 years time when your wife suggests getting a nice family dog like a labrador or a golden retriever, and your kids all start hassling you to get a golden retriever like the cute one in the toilet paper advert but you can't get one because IT WOULD REMIND YOU OF YOUR SECRET SHAMEFUL DOG-FUCKING PAST.

WTF is your problem dick face? Are you telling me you have NEVER done something you have regreted? Go fuck yourself dude. I may of done wrong but at least i have the balls to admit it. How about your secret collection of 12 yr old kiddie porn you sick fuck.



Bottem line....Go fuck youself. I know you got demons in your closet. Ive been doing some reading and apparently a person and a Dog can turn out to be a beautiful thing.

I even got myself a screen name at this forum where people have told me its not as akward as i think. http://www.beastforum.com/

I have demons in my closet? Well, you fucked a dog!

quote:Originally posted by Sioux-Reborn:

Make sure to call her.

Ok this thread has lost its fun. I will say though this has to be the most entertaining Troll thread i have ever made.

Good news is that there isnt some poor dog with a ripped flap. And im not some sick dog fucker.

Thank you for all who participated and i must say i admire those who didnt flame and actually showed tollerance twords a dog fucker! Love ya totse

quote:Originally posted by High on Datura:

Ok this thread has lost its fun. I will say though this has to be the most entertaining Troll thread i have ever made.

Good news is that there isnt some poor dog with a ripped flap. And im not some sick dog fucker.

Thank you for all who participated and i must say i admire those who didnt flame and actually showed tollerance twords a dog fucker! Love ya totse

You have my thanks, this thread was funny as shit.

Stay tuned for a bunch of posts from people who haven't read the entire thread and still think you're serious.

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Stay tuned for a bunch of posts from people who haven't read the entire thread and still think you're serious.

Ha! Jokes on you buddy, this is my first time posting in this thread and I read every response, so I wont be making an ass out of myself!

But yeah, overall a very entertaining thread.

This is beyond hilarity.

Oh, but suicide is the only answer.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Please God, let it not be a troll.



Fixed.

At least you didn't fuck a mutt.. Now that would be unforgivable... So what you fucked Lassey. Booh the fucking hooo.

If someone ask why you are crying just say "I just fucked a bitch"

What next the cat.... Don't stop their go for sister, Cousin, Mother hey why not. What's stopping you Keep on FUCKING.