ok, im 15y/o and i think i finally gonna get rid of my v card. im just a little nervouse about it caus...well ya know size issues,experinced partner,how good will i be,ect.... so im like 7inches and a 3.5-4in girth(im not sure,never measured that so i went on guessing), i wiegh about 140lbs at around 5'11 so im not like really fat or anything.So yea and shes like preety experinced...ok if you want to get tech. shes kinda a hoe,but whatever i take what i can get.but back on subject can anybody,chicks or dudes, give me some pointers so i wont look like a complete loser in the sack?

I come back to totse for five minutes and see this.. nothing ever changes.

Dude just go with it, if she cares about you she won't give a fuck. Let her be on top.

Wear a rubber.

was thinkin about that

thx,i guess

and duh on the second reply....but thx for lookin out anyway.

you gonna getz tha aids!!!

receive blowjob.

wear condom.

fuck her.

break out.

Tomorrow: "i got this girl pregnant.help."

quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

receive blowjob.

wear condom.

fuck her.

break out.





get head with a condom on????

wait, you're 15 and STILL have your virginity? what the fuck kind of pathetic loser are you? Here's my advice: don't bother. even if she does go ahead with the plan you won't be able to get an erection or your tiny penis will come within 2 seconds. Then she'll tell everyone and you'll never have sex again.

Haha, 15 year old virgin, what a LOSER

I lost my virginity in the sixth grade, faggots.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

wait, you're 15 and STILL have your virginity? what the fuck kind of pathetic loser are you? Here's my advice: don't bother. even if she does go ahead with the plan you won't be able to get an erection or your tiny penis will come within 2 seconds. Then she'll tell everyone and you'll never have sex again.

Haha, 15 year old virgin, what a LOSER

Seriously, what the fuck? That's even more pathetic than the poster who fucked his dog. Dude... seriously, cancel it. She'll never want to fuck you if she finds out what a loser you are, and believe me, she'll find out.

Your penis is pretty far on the small side too. :\ But, whatever. I wouldn't embarrass myself like that, but your choice.

I'll do this so jackketch won't have to. V card? What the fuck kind of naff American saying is that? You suck. I'll bet you're a ginger.

TROLL

LOL!really man you cunts crack me up,and i mean that in all dissrespect.no im not a ginger and btw just because i have my virginity isnt bad,i just dont manwhore myself to everyone in the gym shower faggot.i dont consider myself a loser,as i have alot of friends and im pretty popular it just hasnt happend yet.remember the size of my dick was only a estimate.it sounds to me like you are just trying to make up for your "shortness" in stature. you shouldnt judge people like you do nigger,it aint nice.faggot.oh btw,not american.

You should use spaces after your periods, it helps with the whole "coherency" thing.

ZOMG

quote:Originally posted by Psionicist:

You should use spaces after your periods, it helps with the whole "coherency" thing.

Bah! Thats absurd!

Twisted_Ferret, I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're too nice.

Come on man, you don't got the kind of dick that is needed to satisfy a real woman. 7 inches might be alright for an Asian midget girl, but seriously. You think you're going to get anywhere with a microcock?

She's probably used to some pretty big and meaty black dick, and I'm afraid you just don't pack the gear to serve her properly.

On top of that, you're a virgin. Does she know? She probably is going to fuck you just because some friends dared her, or an enemy of yours dared her so she could tell the town about your lack of skills and small wang.

15 year old virgin? Shit man, I guess to some people like you D&D and calculus is more important than women, but come the fuck on. If you haven't been laid by the time you're 15 you need to shoot yourself, you're fucking pathetic.

Damn is everyone on here 10"+ or something?

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Damn is everyone on here 10"+ or something?

*raises hand*

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Damn is everyone on here 10"+ or something?

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Phew, I thought I was some kind of freak.

Oh geez 7", wow unlucky you are. That makes me feel so much better about myself, damn.

Dude, seriously, go commit suicide, like now..

Baby penis you got.

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Damn is everyone on here 10"+ or something?

Well mines like 6 usually, but when I close my eyes, it doubles in size.

quote:Originally posted by niggersexual:

I lost my virginity in the sixth grade, and I was only 15 then.

fixed

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Damn is everyone on here 10"+ or something?

Length and girth.

lol dude, i fucking sucked the first time..it wasn't even meant to happen, and to be honest i lasted a few seconds..she got on top and fuck me (no pun) she was going at it..thinking about something else didn't help either as I had her tits in my face..

then after I joked about how i was gonna tell all the guys on ToTSE..

and I did..

now i don't see her..

just go for it, so what if she's dissapointed, at the end of the day, self preservation is what matters..

edit -

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Length and girth.

lol, choad .. i'm 7.5" - i used my mates maths ruler to measure..

Thanks Dave

[This message has been edited by RemadE (edited 03-10-2007).]

stop giving the kid a hard time!, i lost mine when i was 15 nad it wasn't as special as i had hoped, but i would say consider waiting becasue if she's a hoe like you put it. just remember that your first time should be special and everyone is just bullshiting if they say theirs are 10"+.

good luck whatever you do.

Everyone is just bullshitting with you. I was 18 when I lost my virginity and I was Mr. Popularity. It wasn't like I did good in school either so you can't blame that. I just didn't get around to fucking until I was 18.

If she is a whore she won't care. I used to fuck this one whore without a rubber all the time. It was great. I would fuck her then stick my dick in her mouth then put it back in her pussy. She loved it. She would let me put her face on a pillow and fuck it.

Way better than the sex I'm getting with my girlfriend I'll tell you.

Sex isn't that hard. It isn't rocket science.

Your 7 inches is just fine. Mine is 10 and a half and my girlfriend complains that it is too big for her.

Good luck.

As 100 virgins lie their best lie.

you fucks are all idiots stop acting like you have huge dicks for one i bet none of you graze 6 1/2 including the one posting this i mean seriously who are you trying to look good for.... and as for being worried about fucking her, just relax smoke some weed or have a couple beers before you do any worries will dissappear, and who cares if ur 15 and have a "v-card" which i must say is one of the gayest sayings i ever heard.. and also i dont think the people on this site are the best people to be asking there just gonna be stupid asshole and try and make you feel like shit because they themselves have nothing better to do

"when a person pokes fun at you it is a reflection of there own problems"

lol totse is full of kids, OMG LOLZ 2NITE IM GUNA STICK MY WILLY INTO A VAGINA OMGGGGG WHAT DO I DO?!

seriously, get a fucking grip.

your weight, height, and penis size are fine. the only reason i see why you'd make this post is to make an excuse to get out of having sex with her because you're a faggot.

I could give a girl 16 inches. Would take me 4 thrusts though.

quote:Originally posted by jorgethehippie:

"when a person pokes fun at you it is because you are a fucking moron."

Fixed that for you.

LOL! man thank yall, yall have made my day,oh yea it didnt happen last night since she couldnt get out.The only reason i asked yall to help me is i wanted her to enjoy it so when we broke up she wouldnt spread as much bullshit about me.

" V-card "

.. lol'd.

DONT FUCK UP LOL

TOTSE PEOPLE ARE BEGINNING TO PISS ME OFF ON HOW STUPID THEY ARE! Any who yes your more then likely lieing about your dick size anyway. But just stick it in her and be done with it.