Someone at my high school is having his damned birthday party on "My Super Sweet Sixteen". I'm not even going to go into *why* I wan to crash it, the list is too long. Anyway, the thing is, it's being held at the House of Blues, so I don't want to do anything too destructive, but I still want something to completely ruin the party. I don't mean being an annoyance, I mean actually shutting the party down. I've got a few ideas, like blackout plugs, dead possum on the dance floor, and a few others. Any of you have any other ideas short of molotoving everything?

Ill start off by saying you are full of shit.

But whatever you do dont get caught make sure you have an entrance plan where you dont get caught.You could also somehow use an emp to disable ALL the electronics in there forever that is if you know some people

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quote:dead possum on the dance floor[/B]

Giddy-up.

quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

Ill start off by saying you are full of shit.

...

You could also somehow use an emp to disable ALL the electronics in there forever that is if you know some people



First off, why do you say I'm full of shit? I don't want a flame war, I'm just wondering.

Secondly, EMPs can't be constructed without either a) high-power EM waves such as microwaves that you basically can't get without military-grade equipment, or b) a nuke. Neither of which I have.

quote:Originally posted by erbus:

First off, why do you say I'm full of shit? I don't want a flame war, I'm just wondering.

Secondly, EMPs can't be constructed without either a) high-power EM waves such as microwaves that you basically can't get without military-grade equipment, or b) a nuke. Neither of which I have.

I in no way was trying to do a flame war that is just my opinion and i may be wrong and i know that you dont have any of that stuf which is why i said if you know people.

molotov everything

fuck a possum get like a dog or like a tiger something big

emp if you can

cut power lines

hell drive a dump truck through it and run out of the truck naked screaming happy birthday u fucking suck

Put lsd in the punch it will be funny i swear.

If you are for real i hope they still air the episode if you get away with all of this.

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quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

Put lsd in the punch it will be funny i swear.

If you are for real i hope they still air the episode if you get away with all of this.



This is the baddest idea.

Take shit and put them in gladware or some shit like that then smear the shit all over the bathrooms.Make sure to wear gloves.

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Fucking with the electricity isn't going to be that easy; chances are MTv will bring in generators for the job.

Hmmm. On second thought, maybe not, because you are in a facillity that lights its own shows on a consistent basis... so they probably have a strong enough house system.

Just the same, there's no way you're going to be able to sabatoge this party unless:

A) You're invited, which'm assuming you're not.

B) You know someone on the crew (MTV / House of Blues) and/or can sneak your way in with them.

Gas the party with Zyklon B. That'll show them.

quote:Originally posted by Strike a Poser:

Fucking with the electricity isn't going to be that easy; chances are MTv will bring in generators for the job.

Hmmm. On second thought, maybe not, because you are in a facillity that lights its own shows on a consistent basis... so they probably have a strong enough house system.

Just the same, there's no way you're going to be able to sabatoge this party unless:

A) You're invited, which'm assuming you're not.

B) You know someone on the crew (MTV / House of Blues) and/or can sneak your way in with them.

You actually think someone from totse cant sneak in to somewhere.

quote:Originally posted by Magic_Hobo:

Gas the party with Zyklon B. That'll show them.

Na aw zyklon b only works on jews silly.

Make a sign that says MTV sux &T forever (dont say totse cause we will get shallow kiddies)

MAKE IT REALLY REALLY BIG!!!!

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quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

You actually think someone from totse cant sneak in to somewhere.



Not in this circumstance. I work in the entertainment industry and know how tight sets like these are.

You like this thread a shit-ton, don't you?

quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

Na aw zyklon b only works on jews silly.

The kid is rich enough to throw his party at the House of Blues. Who says he isn't a Jew?

Useually they get cars so key the car that will be great.And spray colored enamel in the shape of a penis on the car.

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quote:Originally posted by Strike a Poser:



Not in this circumstance. I work in the entertainment industry and know how tight sets like these are.

You like this thread a shit-ton, don't you?

He could also spend a couple of nights in the building and be there before it starts.

^^^^This idea is stupid dont draw any plans^^

ok better

set like a tiger or like an elephant loose

if you could do that you would be the shit.. but yeah getting in will be hard unless you fuck the electricity outside then get in and just act like your invited and then do your shit just dont talk to anyone and stay to yourself

Ok steal a random car then make it go really fast then jump out and watch it ram into the building they will never know it was you then casually walk in the hole in the wall abrakadabra your in.

BTW How is it hard to counterfeit one of the invitations?

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To gain access all you have to do is cause a big distraction near the door and the gaurds will run to help.Did someone say molotov a car or two??

Wait outside hiding somewhere and paintball the entire mtv crew and all the people waiting to get in. Then if they get a nice new car blast all the windows out with a high powered pellet gun.

We need to concentrate from start to finish maybe some more ideas on how to get in my molotov idea was pretty good.

Its not just security he'd be sneaking through, it's the crew. All the PAs and Production Managers / Coordinators, etc. are in the way too.

That, and the other side of the show; the House of Blues staff.

Not saying it can't be done. If you could blend in right away, you'd be cool to do whatever. Maybe it'll be semi-public; although knowing the budget of MTV, they probably bought the place for the day/week.

I do think that some destruction around the area (her limo? MTV?) would be solid. Might help you get in, too.

smoke bombs, AFTER the drugs in the punch. as people run out, paintball them. how you would do this, i guess it would take a whole lot of dashing to and fro.

Spam smoke nades at the entrence then run through the guards saying "WTF"

I can definitely get a few guys together to help with this. And secondly, its a *dude* having the party, not a chick. I dont know if that changes anything, though. Also, I'm pretty sure it's open to anyone from my school once the food's gone, so getting in shouldn't be too big of a problem.

When does it take place?

quote:Originally posted by erbus:

I can definitely get a few guys together to help with this. And secondly, its a *dude* having the party, not a chick. I dont know if that changes anything, though. Also, I'm pretty sure it's open to anyone from my school once the food's gone, so getting in shouldn't be too big of a problem.



In that case:

conceal t-shirts and a large banner depicting him in sexual acts with other men.

Pants him, and beat him to the ground. Once on the ground, form a circle of piss.

Pig Intenstines.

LSD.

And everything suggested above.

Okay. You know those big fountain machines they use to dispense soft drinks? SPIKE THEM WITH ACID. try to get the water to. This will result in a thouroughly enjoyable party, mostly for you. Date rape the hostess as a doublepluspoints modifier.

I just got an idea why not print up ALOT of shirts with goatse on them then pass them out?

too much money to waste on stuff that will probably get thrown away?

1.Prepare well,scout out,plan.

2.Sneek in(possibly using molotovs.

3.lsd in drink.

4.Smear shit in bathroom.

5.Put up huge poster(with what ever you want on it.)

6.Somehow key her car and draw penis on it.

7.Reveal shirt with goatse on it.

8.wait till people start going "WTF" when they see car.

9.Throw lots of smoke bombs.

10.Have friends fire on the fleeing people and to not shoot the guy wearing the goatse shirt.

11.??????????

12.PROFIT$$$$$

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since when did guys have sweet sixteens?

get a shit load of gorilla glue (get a few people with the big ass cans)

knife in the side & walk around the dance floor

LSD in drinks? You kiddin' me? Might as well give me that cid no need to let it go to waste :P. But seriosuly, just run completely naked across the stage with 5 other dudes with each letter of &TOTSE spelled out on your stomachs. Guaranteed party crasher.

quote:Originally posted by struggling artist:

LSD in drinks? You kiddin' me? Might as well give me that cid no need to let it go to waste :P. But seriosuly, just run completely naked across the stage with 5 other dudes with each letter of &TOTSE spelled out on your stomachs. Guaranteed party crasher.

Use &T not totse we dont need anymore kiddies in the forum.

quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

1.Prepare well,scout out,plan.

2.Sneek in(possibly using molotovs.

3.lsd in drink.

4.Smear shit in bathroom.

5.Put up huge poster(with what ever you want on it.)

6.Somehow key her car and draw penis on it.

7.Reveal shirt with goatse on it.

8.wait till people start going "WTF" when they see car.

9.Throw lots of smoke bombs.

10.Have friends fire on the fleeing people and to not shoot the guy wearing the goatse shirt.

11.??????????

12.PROFIT$$$$$



My 12 step plan for success seems to be most effective.

This is a big deal.

Therefor,if must be a big idea.

I know,try paying homeless people to sneak in and start yelling and screaming over the music.

Break SEVERAL stink bombs in there.There will be enough ammonia to make people dizzy and they will need to evacuate the place.Party over.Dead animals work too.Add alcohol to the punch and make an anonymous tip to the police about underage drinking.

quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

Put lsd in the punch it will be funny i swear.

If you are for real i hope they still air the episode if you get away with all of this.



its mtv

they would rather air a fucked up party than a run of the mill one

Yes,but i think they would avoid putting up something that shows that they can not stop illegal activity at their events.

1. Acquire a light machine gun

2. Murder/suicide

quote:Originally posted by vazilizaitsev89:

1. Acquire a light machine gun

2. Murder/suicide

Fuck my 12 step plan this guy is on to something.

Based on 1) not getting caught, and 2) being most destructive, putting a psychedelic in the drinks/food is your best route. LSD in the punch would be fucking dead on, everyone would get fucked up, literaly .01% chance of u gettin caught if youre good (its not that hard), and it'd totally ruin everyones night because they wudnt be expecting it and they wouldnt know if anyone else is tripping which = paranoia. Do this, I promise you, you wont be disappointed with the results. If you cant find LSD (you could soak blotter in the punch and it;d work), then poison with shroomies. Powder up a bunch of shrooms (a SHIT load, you should get an ounce or so). And poison some kind of food with it. Actually you could put any kind of mushroom in it (not edible, the kind that cause liver failure). LSD woud be your best bet though, a good quantity of it right into the punch, noone wud taste it and peiple would be tripping balls and freak the fuck out, it'd cause all kinds of chaos.



LSD ftw

first we need to know the theme of this party and whether or not a dress code will be enacted...if it's a costume party, wear a trench coat and hide lots of stink bombs in it, as well as a few flasks worth of really cheap vodka. If not, wear normal clothes and cargo pants, and set off as many stink bombs as you can get away with.

If you really hate them, fuck with their brand new car.

Also, get as many crickets or other small insects/vermin as you can get inside the party and release them in the middle of the dance floor, near a girl who you know will scream.

Empty the flasks into the punch or other open vat of drinks and call the police saying someone is serving kids alcohol at the party.



and to cap it all off, get a few paint pens and write &T and other things such as "In Soviet Russia, herpes gets YOU!" Do this on random props and in bathrooms and such.

quote:Originally posted by erbus:

I can definitely get a few guys together to help with this. And secondly, its a *dude* having the party, not a chick. I dont know if that changes anything, though. Also, I'm pretty sure it's open to anyone from my school once the food's gone, so getting in shouldn't be too big of a problem.

It changes a lot for me. I had a feeling it was a guy, anyway if it was a girl I'd be against this but guys who have these parties are just fags.

Good luck!

When / where is the party?



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When is the party?

And the thing you should do is find out where they're getting the cake from.

Then get a job there or somehow get into there.

Then instead of putting LSD in the drink (which could get you charged with manslaughter or worse!) cook a SHITLOAD of fucking weed in it.

Or even put some other kind of psycedllic that's not illegal like salvia in it if that could be possible.

Ugh... LSD wouldn't last long in most beverages; it would just be an enormous waste when it all breaks down before anyone has a drink (not to mention the enormous amount you'd have to put in to spike a large drink dispensing devise)

All of my advice is for entertainment purposes only; do not, under any circumstances, do any of these things.

Just post when/where it is on totse and have tons of random kids crash it. Also, stink bombs/fireworks inside. You could extract atropine from datura and put it in the food, but that's a horrible idea, not just a bad one.

All of my advice is for entertainment purposes only; do not, under any circumstances, do any of these things.

Pull a massive Bel Aire on them, make sure to get it on camera.

Wow, I can't believe no one thought of that yet.

I just wanna see you on TV LAWL

Switch the real cake for a belair cake shaped like will smith.

steal an invite from someone else, unless theres a fuckin guest list. otherwise try and figure out who they are having as a famous person and then try to stop them from getting to the party.

i'm liking keying the car idea.

Go up in a balcony area and throw a can of tear gas down where they all dance?

Hmmm, let me take a shot at this one...

If you arn't invited:

Wait until all the vehicles arrive, then scatter some cheap anti-tire caltrops around all the entrances and randomly around the parking lot. If the car is parked around back or something, take the opportunity to fuck it up. Whatever you want, but if you really wanna be badass, torch it to the ground. When people start to leave and their cars explode, throw a bunch of pyrotechnic devices into the parking lot, cause some nice chaos and carnage.

If you are invited:

Firstly, spike the punch with something wicked. Wait until you see people starting to really trip, then PULL A FIRE ALARM. This will drive them out of their fucking minds.

A couple of hypothetical ideas:

1) Rent/buy/steal a horse. Ride in through the front door, then randomly shoot people with a paintball gun. Also works with a motorbike or dune buggy.

2) Convince a group of people (gang, homeless people, etc.) to rob the place. They get all the money, you get to see the look on the kid's face. Win-Win.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

since when did guys have sweet sixteens?

I think gay guys get to, im not sure tho.

Leik OMG Kcill evrybdy wit a mcheen gun LOL!

Or just make a couple stink bombs and smoke bombs.

--Cr@sh

I really don't think you guys are considering a big variable here: the cameras. There will be a ton of them and they will see you doing shit. So if you do something illegal like putting lsd into the drinks there's a good chance one of the cameras will see you do it.

Just a thought

quote:Originally posted by d1rty piss stool:

Switch the real cake for a belair cake shaped like will smith.

quote:Originally posted by stumblemonkey:

I really don't think you guys are considering a big variable here: the cameras. There will be a ton of them and they will see you doing shit. So if you do something illegal like putting lsd into the drinks there's a good chance one of the cameras will see you do it.

Just a thought



I don't think YOU'RE considering a big variable here: ski masks.

The idea of crashing a party revolves around making it unpleasant for the parties' reciepiant, either physically or emotionally.

Foul odors and foul tastes, sudden illness, or lack of suitable heating can be physical menaces.

Emotionally, breakups, repeated visits by the police involving a "noise disturbance", embarrassing him on national television, or some kind of massive stressor would work well.

Get into his mind!

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OK heres the plan. Call any white supremacist organization you can and tell them a black, jewish, muslim whatever organization is planning a white genocide inside the club. Tell them they need to protest before its too late. I'm sure there'd be a riot.

Post "party invitations" from birthday boy in crack dens and pedo related chat rooms.

Call in a bomb threat, drop a smoke bomb, stink bomb, tear gas grenade (that'd be lawl).

an ass load of smoke bombs thrown from the ceiling would be fun for a while

Well you have to figure out exactly what you can hit.

From what you have told us:

1. The actuall Party

2. The mottorcade

Lets start with #2:

The motorcade if you can find out where the staging area is should be relatively unguarded. Use this to your advantage.

Great Stuff expanda-foam in exaust of all vehicles.

Slit tires on all vehicles.

Tag vehicles.

Use "Ninja Rocks" on vehicles windshields. (use slingshot)

Thermite engine block on motorcade.

Wrap chains around axles on motorcade vehicles.

Bleach to oil on vehicles.

Remove collant from radiator.

Drain oil from oil pan from below.

Sabotage route to party. (slows the motorcade if you somehow failed to disable it.)

Now With the motorcade effectivly disabled, You have the task of Shuting down the party.

At this point you have two options,

1. Stealthy approach

2. Brute force

Stealth will be near immpossible but try to dress like Mtv crew, House of blues staff, or a party goer.

From there basically sabotage anything without getting noticed or caught.

#2 Brute force:

This will definately get a shock effect.

Smoke grenades to inside of building

Cut power to building.

Flashbangs to interior of building,

Paintball on the way out with red paint always sounds fun.

Have fun with this. These are just somethings I can think of off the top of my head. I really need more info to custom suit things you can do. Try pulling up some dirt on him and exposing it.

just whip out your dick and start pissing in the middle of the dance floor.

oh and none of this will work. mtv securtiy will be HUGE at one of these events.

if i was you i would just go in normally and pull a fire alarm in the middle of the party.

Steal a car and drive it as fast as possible into the club while running over as many people as you can, then get out of the car and start huffing raid.

i know I'm not the only one who wishes this was legit and that the OP wasn't BULLSHIT.

And if it's not, please proove me wrong.

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

since when did guys have sweet sixteens?

Since Abercrombie, Hollister and MTV.

Assuming this is not Bullshit, which I'm almost certain it is...

you have an epic oppurtunity on your hands. This is at least a 3 man job. And you need to study the fuck out of it. That means: The Guy, The Film crew, the building, time, location, entrances, exits. And once you've studied every facet of this thing you'll see the weak-points that are rife with oppurtunity.

The LSD is a damn good idea, but you'd need at least 1000 dollars worth, and I don't know if diluting it into the punch will destroy it's properties.

I say go with the fire sprinklers. find a way to quietly torch one and the whole building will get soaked.

quote:Originally posted by -metalhead-:



I'm totally 'tarded.

quote:Originally posted by erbus:

First off, why do you say I'm full of shit? I don't want a flame war, I'm just wondering.

Secondly, EMPs can't be constructed without either a) high-power EM waves such as microwaves that you basically can't get without military-grade equipment, or b) a nuke. Neither of which I have.

ive heard of making a pipe bomb out of steel wrap it with a shitload of copper wire and blow that fucker up. i guess that will create an emp.

pepper spray/bear mace in the ventilation systems

Put something in the punch. If it's in a liquid or powder form, you'll never get caught.

How?

Instead of just dropping some unknown substance into the bowl (that'll probably get you caught), take one of the plastic/whatever cups they have next to the bowl, walk to where it's safe and put whatever you got inside. Then go back and fill it up by putting it in the bowl, just like normal assholes who don't care about ladles fill their cups - I bet at least 50% of the guests would do so anyways. Take the cup and either lose it somewhere or if you feel like a stealthy ninja, find a way to pour everything back into the bowl (not recommended).

colin jackson, shaker heights ohio?

When's the last time anyone's been to a party with a puch bowl??

Just thought of that...

bring a nigger that'll riun the party

quote:Originally posted by erbus:

SWIM doesn't want to do anything too destructive

well you tell SWIM to fuck that hippie shit. burn the fucker to the ground.

quote:Originally posted by SAMMY249:

Use &T not totse we dont need anymore kiddies in the forum.

Kiddies like you?