Is there anywhere on the internet I can buy something, have it sent to another address, and use a victim's checking account for the purchase? I know, I could go to the library and sign up for paypal in their name, but I'm too lazy!

Well get off your fucking lazy ass and do it, you probly need the exercise.

Dark templars don't need exercise dude.

Hey, z.neocide- Ever hear about the guy who was overzealous when it came to placing someone else in the line of fire? My guess is that you probably are either a disqusting pig, or a little worm. Probably the worm.

don't get mad or your concentration won't be high enough to cast fagbolt.

Nice one, but this is still going to Bad Ideas.