a hockey stick shaft,but drill a hole into the end and pour some melted lead into it. but remember if they can grab the weapon from you they will most likely use it against you, so a lanyard would be a good idea. i carry a chain about a foot long with some big lead sinkers on the end, and a big ring to put my finger through on the other end. the chain is pretty small, but you can rig it up to look like a chain wallet, so its very concealable

If you live on a military base, just ask the MP's for help. Man, theyve got me out of a lot of jams, and Im a civvie. MP's protect their own. Maybe you havent realized it yet, but the military is one big brotherhood, if your have problems they have problems, hear me? Mp's are trained to take down peopple who know how to fight, Ive even seen them take down drunk special ops guys, a few street punks dont stand a chance.

ok, first off, i'd like to point out that a pile of newbs replied to this...

in my opinion, if you want something to beat someone senseless, you must consider the following:

1) how many are there

2) how strong are you REALLY

3) how fast they are

and 4) how stealthy do you want your weapon to be

in the good ol' days of shogun-monarchy in japan, the cane was considered THE most deadliest weapon of all time. yes, a cane. pathetic, ain't it? it's a piece of wood, yea long... what will that do? well, i shall tell you my dear Watson. most of the smarter, less offensive people would reinforce their canes with hard metals, such as iron-steel alloys. others carved out their canes and fiddled with their handles. why? put simply, very hard to notice a sword if it's in a cane-sheith, is it not? the art of conceled(spelling?) weapons... oh, what fun can be caused. they would have anything from a small wakizashi (2-3 foot long sword) to a manriki (brass chain with two heavy weights... similar to nunchaku/nunchucks) to a flail. some even had a kusari-gama (sickle with a flail attachment at the base of the blade) for their canes. or, just for the hell of it, they'd just leave the cane alone and beat you senseless with it. but, if you wanna make yourself announced in the "c'mere, i hate you, i wanna beat your head into the pavement" fashion, i suggest a metal bat with something fancy like Metallica on it.. my personal favorites are the Soul Stick insignia and Louisville Sluggah

Shadow Knight.. welcome to my FRIGHTMARE!

i love the cain idea, i guess i could use an umbrella if not a cane. i had a switchblade and a butterfly knife, but i broke them both cutting power lines, they exploded and chunks of the blades were gone. i could get someof those, but i really dont want to use a knife. chains and canes are the route im thinking of going. im not going to carry money on me anymore, and if i do im going to hide it in my shoes or soemthing. thanks alot.

oh yeah, theres no way in hell im going to talk to the MPs. most of them are complete assholes. they threatened to bust me and my friends for ANYTHING if they ever saw us again. this was just one incident with one pair of MPs, but there have been more. They said they would get us for littering and if not that then loitering. if we were doing nothing at all they would bust us if they just saw us. well... we never saw them again. but theres no way in hell im going to ask for assistance from the MPs

YEAH (idea!) i think im going to get a large sized choke chain for dogs and put a padlock at one end or something! thanks for all your help everyone.

Heres what I got...

I cut a bike chain off, and now its 1 straight piece (instead of a loop)

and I ran one end of the chain through a practice grenade (hollow 2.5 inch in diameter chunk of steel, spherical) from college ROTC.

My idea was to do this and then loop the chain back onto itself (where it could reach the longest, 3 feet or so) and then padlock it there. The problem now is that the padlock I have wont fit between the damn links on the chain. Guess i gotta tie it off or something, perhaps with a boot lace. But thats going to be so fucking hard to keep in my pocket, concealed. Ill have a 2 1/2 inch bulge. I dont want to carry a backpack EVERYWHERE i go. DAMN! Its like 80+ degrees here everyday with high humidity. How the fuck am I suposed to conceal this?

this is my decision:

a plain chain and a glove

why?

easy to conceal

easy to use

able to inflict lots of damage

intimidating - a big metal chain being swung at you by me.

and its a chain... i get caught with it... "i was going to lock up my bike"

http://www.geocities.com/unchewed_meat/knife.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/unchewed_meat/knife.jpg)

just in case any of you were wondering.. this is a pic of my butterfly after i cut the powerlines. notice the gash in the blade and black scorch marks. my hand was a little black too and smelled funny but it didnt hurt.

visit my bullshit: www.geocities.com/unchewed_meat/ (http://www.geocities.com/unchewed_meat/)

shit i dont think the pic is working, see it here www.geocities.com/unchewed_meat/knife.jpg (http://www.geocities.com/unchewed_meat/knife.jpg)

GODDAMNIT THAT LINK DOESNT WORK

COPY AND PASTE IT IN YOUR ADDRESS BAR

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good plan my man, make sure to have a hefty padlock on the end of the chain and that also backs up your "locking-the-bike" lie.

yeah, you should also talk to your dad or sumthing. Maybe he will give you a good idea. Sometimes adults have wisdom that is usefull.

http://www.geocities.com/taipan526/Bladed_Mace_Staff.html

This is just something I thought up / made up when I was board one evining.

Good God. How far has this place degenerated?

Simple solution: Get a car. That's 2000+ pounds. Run it at 60 miles per hour. Now run them down. Repeat as necessary. You can chase them if they decide to run.

If you're not serious about fucking them up, then go back to your room, sit down, and shut the fuck up.



peace out.

sph3ric pyramid.