check out the head on this grinning fool.

id be laughing to if i had his job,

lucky bastard...

www.latrobe.edu.au/chemistry/staff/jer.html (http://www.latrobe.edu.au/chemistry/staff/jer.html) - 16k

lmao.... im surprised he still has teeth....

mine would be ground down to nubs.....lololol

hey kirby are you one of those aussies that like vegimite, tried that once, and my friend, that is some nasty shit, whats it made of? was thinking about that today for some odd reason.

p.s. that guy is a lucky S O B

no chill,

i dont do vegemite,

i dont eat exploding tim tams,

i do not covert my neighbours sheep,

nor do i have sexual relations with kangaroos

ps,

the abattoir workers stand on steel grates, keeping them 6 inches above the concrete floor, allowing all fallen offal and waste to be washed down sluices into vats.

these vats are heated with salt and preservatives added, till the offal is a thick black paste. ""vegemite""

LMAO

you've got to be kidding. at least i hope..

i do remember it was the nastiest shit i've ever tasted

ahhh brewers yeast

[This message has been edited by sitbcknchill (edited 01-26-2004).]

im serious chill,

it is offal cooked to a paste with salt and preservatives added,,,

first used as wagon wheel grease till the fuckers got so hungry they began eating it.

why the fuck would someone come up with eating brewers yeast



In 1922, a young Australian by the name of Fred Walker decided to try to make a special "yeast extract" that would be as delicious as it was nourishing. The chief scientist in the company Fred owned was Dr. Cyril Callister, and it was Dr. Callister who invented the first Vegemite spread. He used brewer's yeast and blended the yeast extract with ingredients like celery, onion, salt, and a few secret ingredients to make this paste. After a national competition to find a name in 1923, it was launched as Vegemite.

In World War II, soldiers, sailors, and the civilian population of Australia all had Vegemite included in their rations and it got so popular that it fell into short supply. Vegemite recently celebrated its 75th birthday.

In 1935, the recipe and manufacturing methods was sold to Kraft Foods and has been wholly owned and made by American companies.

The main change to the original recipe in recent years has been to reduce the salt content from 10% to 8%.



[This message has been edited by sitbcknchill (edited 01-26-2004).]

i didnt know that,

but what i do know,

is that as early as 1840 farmers wives boiled the offal down adding salt and using it as a stock for soups and as a paste for bread..

glad i didnt live in that period

feces actually contain a fair amount of unused nutrients and a whole lot of useful digestive enzymes

that is why dogs and rats eat their own shit, it is because the extra enzymes are an aid to their digestion

something else you may not have known: piss is actually sterile, unless it came from a sick creature. in some under-developed countries cow urine is used as antiseptic due to high concentrations of ammonia and nitrogen

oh bearer of useless information,

what,

pray tell,

does dog and rat shit with cow piss,

have to do with vegemite.

Besides the taste?



[This message has been edited by Phedo_Phile (edited 01-27-2004).]

hmm,

our favourite place has disappeared,

your a kiwi right,

so for you its the north forty where the farmer has his prize ewes,

my favourite place is a spot in the boonies, where all me goodies is buried,

and if thats disappeared,

ill sulk for the rest of my life.

just wanted to know,does the ammonia haft to be anhydrous, Or can u use just plain ammonia,Because iam out of anhydrou,



just needing to know

I promise you if you chuck some li into some household ammonia it wont be pretty i wouldn't advise it. And with questions like this you should either research for about 9 more months or probally just give up.

lmfao, he`s out of anhydrous he says and wants to know if it HAS to be anhydrous. thats too fuckin funny man. im out of anhydrous. im out of anhydrous. for some reason i just want to double over laughing everytime i say that. im out of anhydrous HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by chicken headed:

just wanted to know,does the ammonia haft to be anhydrous, Or can u use just plain ammonia,Because iam out of anhydrou,



just needing to know



Well chicken you deserve a good flamin!Why dont you just go to the store and buy a gallon of mr clean for 87 cents,a box of pills for 3 bucks,a pack of batts and find out!Since you dont want to do any research and your post has nuthing to do with this thread.Just try it and find out.

Baa Baa

Pity im a pom :O)

I heard those roo's are just as tight..

Tend to jump away on you though.

Maybe you can save one for us Kirby.

I waz talkin about wetdreams.

Unless the ip's been banned locally...



Wuddnt suprise me,

Maybe the government has killed it, you bein the bad influence and all.

[This message has been edited by Phedo_Phile (edited 01-27-2004).]

i dont believe you just admitted to being born to them english,

you know the old saying,

beware them english

Ahh... The land down under... Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

oh bearer of useless information,

what,

pray tell,

does dog and rat shit with cow piss,

have to do with vegemite.

have you ever smelled it?

aaahh america,

where the grizzly loafer lives in a trailerpark with his 300 pound wife..

and next time shithead,,

dont butt into conversations between friends..



and yes i have smelt it,

cant say it smells like piss,,

mind you i havent smelt it for 30 years

[This message has been edited by kirby (edited 01-28-2004).]

roflmao ( rollin on floor laughin my ass off )

hey phed,

theres a guy over in better chemistry for living,

named sharpie,

he answered one of infrareds posts,

poor mans coke,

been registered since the 23rd of this month,

and has posted 340 times,

presuming this fucker is on 12 hours a day,

thats 9.4 posts an hour.

wow,

and i thought i had fuck all to do,

i aint got nothing on this prick..

SwIm thinks the brewers yeast is Marmite (but Pa will) tis Nz's version of Vegemite he thinks, gotta admit Vegemites better.

For thotse who don't know its a brown/black tarry stuff, tastes like stockcubes or gravey mix, its used for this too, makes a nice hot drink, 1tsp per cup hot water. A little milk or what suits your taste, great tramping, its hot at high altitude,light, easy to carry in large plastic toothpaste type tubes. NZ Army adopted too.

.. The land downunder... and deer are kept behind 10 foot fences.

Heard of the song "Eskimo Nell"?

Fuck I thought he WAS the board.

Automated generated bullshit.

Then again That topic about retarded chicks bein better lookin then american girls, I have to give him a little credit.



lol....

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

aaahh america,

where the grizzly loafer lives in a trailerpark with his 300 pound wife..

and next time shithead,,

dont butt into conversations between friends..



and yes i have smelt it,

cant say it smells like piss,,

mind you i havent smelt it for 30 years

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I was just jokin with ya Kirby. I have alot of respect for you after lurking and reading here for a good while. Oh and by the way the old lady isnt a pound over 280 lol.

quote:Originally posted by Phedo_Phile:



Then again That topic about retarded chicks bein better lookin then american girls, I have to give him a little credit.

lol....

Hey easy there Phile!!

That topic is wrong!!

Princess

and what country are these retarded chicks from? retardia? SWIM was under the impression that retarded chicks were worldwide. "Retarded Chicks are Better Looking Then American Chicks" now thats retarded.

I know,

but what use is a food fight without the food

Sorry princess.

overstepped my durastiction a little.

grizz,

sorry for biting,,

i read your post in a different context than what you wrote it,

and im pleased to hear you dont need a ladder to get on your wife,,,or have to roll over twice to get off her...