i need a meth recipe that is written in laymans terms so i can understand it. It has to be really easy and really fast, and I only have $50 so it has to be cheap too. please post the recipe for me and walk me through step by step so I dont have to find out anything on my own.

lol, sorry i will delete this soon, i had to do it.

Look on speedy drugs its called

Slacker ;heard the dude knew his shit.

LOL

later, 46

Well since swim isnt nothin but a cornfield kid she well give it her best.

Take a hadful of crushed pills any color any kind will do. Throw in a bat or two think D ya the bigger the better. Dump in some liquid shuff from your local yocal roundup is good.

Mix mix and mix. Now dump in some lamp fuel scented is good help with the smell. Now here is the tricky part dissolve some drano in warm tap water and slowly dip through a hose into your batter.

Filter off let dry and viola dope. If not try again the gods were just having a bad day.

AM as always kick ass excellent.

Princess sorry for spelling etc.

You need a 2-liter pop bottle;a fish tank; some string; some gun bluing; a dirty sock; a whole buncha different pills(don't matter what kind); some matches(don't matter what kind); some iodine tinc(with povidone); and that's about it. Oh yeah. pray to the ultimate meth god-ChickenSutt!

miss buffalo,

cornfield kid,

dont they grown up to be cornhole adults,

or is that just in kentucky

Oh that hurts Kirby. LOL

Swirl hears them banjo's a picking but not in the far reaches of West KY only in them thar hills to the east! Swirl DON'T squeal like a pig! LOL

And Kman you forgot to add that one has to lived in a trailer that one has burned trying to "cook" the FIRE man.

later, 46

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happy birthday. Edit-Joke thread get it?

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how to make meth...

find cook

put gun to his head

tell him to get on with it

Buy 5 packs of contact capsules, open the capsules and separate the little red granules from the rest, dissolve these in a cup of hot water and apply as an enema. Guaranteed to make you ass twitch!

well melt,

go out and buy like 30 vicks inhalers and soak um in gas to get the "goods" off um.....

then use a lighter to dry the "goods"

hope this helps u in yer qwest

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

miss buffalo,

cornfield kid,

dont they grown up to be cornhole adults,

or is that just in kentucky

Kirby the cornhole phrase applies to the hills not the fields.

Swim in somewhat still a kid at heart, but an adult otherwise. Get the picture!!!

Princess

AM with all the info you have received you will be a master in less than a week, and FYI wallys is a good one stop shop. They may even assist you in completing your list.



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Oh this is to good to bee true I dont no AM have you ever tried the slacker LMFAO.

I love totse

SWIM also needs an easy meth synth. it has to be simple, fast and be "FIRE". it would be great if i could do it from items and chems that i already have in my house as SWIM is on a limited budget. maybe someone could come to my house and help me with it hands on. and maybe give me a blowjob too. and make me a sanwich would be great. also ill need to know what to cut it with cuz i am concerned for my friends safety and dont wanna give them "PURE FIRE" one more thing we have to start on saturday at 3 pm and be done by 6 pm as thats the only time my mom is gone for any amount of time cuz she has to go to her AA meetings. any help would be greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kirby:

how to make meth...

find cook

put gun to his head

tell him to get on with it[/QUOTE

LMFAO Again!Thanx all for makin TMGs day before he punches in and becomes a slave for 8 hours

i have been trying and trying could someone please tell me how to get this damn pop bottle thingy to work .

Pikk, throw in some orange peels!

well i tryed bannana but i will try orange . be back with findings tomorrow . if it works i will give yall a full write up

ive found harsh language works well

Wicked

To start with this may take a couple saturday due to time frame, and the hands on depends on the weather.

The sandwich wheat or white. The other well we wont dicuss that.

Round up anthing WR things can be useful, use the other posts in this thread as research guides and swims well go from there.

The cut heard bayer childrens aspirin works great. Gives it that orange tint.

Pikk did you remember to take the top off first.

Princess

look man, meth isn't something u just wander into. you have to have a very thorow recipe, because if u don't u could kill or hurt you or someone u sell to. personnaly i don't care, but it may be different with you. i have a friend who was blinded by anhydrous, he forgot to put a pressure realease hole on the thermous he was using. so if you remember anything, poke a fucking hole in that thermous.

sirwanksalot,

you come in here and lecture us without knowing the writers on this page,,

this is a lighthearted meaningless thread,,

similar to your normal lighthearted meaningless thoughts

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

sirwanksalot,

you come in here and lecture us without knowing the writers on this page,,

this is a lighthearted meaningless thread,,

similar to your normal lighthearted meaningless thoughts

AAahhhahaahahahahhahaha

ive sat here and read sirwanksalot a few times,

but just havent been able to put my finger on whats been bugging me..

now i have..

the whole idea of a thermos would be to transport ammonia,,

so there should be no gas escape hole or by the time you got where you were going to it would have all evaporated...

or,

if he was doing the reduction in the thermos and had no gas escape hole,,

then it was his first cook and he didnt know the correct procedure..

so sirwanksalot,

your friend is either a liar, or he made a mistake he will never make again..

or

sirwanksalot really does wankalot,,

i must say i agree with the last scenario.

He's a bloody fookin' wanker!

you lie orange peals dont work it just made it turn orange . now i am mad

lmao

quote:Originally posted by pikk:

you lie orange peals dont work it just made it turn orange . now i am mad

lmao

LMFAO

Keep goin Pikk it is working. That is the good stuff, it's called GAAK

Princess

Sorry Pikk, I forgot the most important part! You have to piss on them first.

Damn, kman that is a great idea. bet thats what gives them FIRE cooks shit that pretty yellow color. swim guess that clear stuff he has might as well be thrown down the shitter. lmao!

this is great we get to burn off some of the pent up xxxxx!

later, 46

Sad people to see trained animal thinking theyre human. dark sarcasm from acidmelt, but he is serious, and these dumb joke like answers. lab tip is what he fucking asked for but nooooo youd like to see different "synths" around. the fucking thruth ... . ...? the right answer from lies or shit. ok

poopeen,

and to think we had thought we had seen the last of you,,

to all members,

id like to introduce another man who posts under multi names,

wastes the forums time,

is a liar,

and has this strange but virulent disease that seems to make him unable to leave himself alone, which has got to make him one of the best one handed typists in totse.

after your disgracefull deception of many members in this forum,

your not welcome here anymore.

go away



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Sounds like a fun guy, heh

K.Sizz

Poop, we don't hold it against you if you think you're human-but we don't like it when you eat your own shit! Stop!

ok so from what i have gathered, I take orange peels, vics inhalers, and gun blueing, and then i mix it all together in a magical 2 liter bottle. then i put the 2 liter bottle in a fish tank and bury it underground for a few weeks? does this sound correct? hehe this slacker synth does sound interesting though,..... maybe i should look into it.....

Yeah, that slacker thing MIGHT work, but the magical 2-liter fishtank double-barrelled whammy-jammy is guaran-fuckin'-teed to work!

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

how to make meth...

find cook

put gun to his head

tell him to get on with it



swims favorite method (the true slacker synth) lol



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Acidmelt, O.K. newb...I'm gonna' tell your lazy-ass 1 time...

USE THE GODDAMM-MOTHERFUCKING SEARCH-FUCKING-ENGINE...DONT BE A LAZY-ASS SLACKER!

BTW,(LOL) Call yourself SWIM (Someone Who Is Mentallyhandicapped), that way YOU don't have to be responsible for anything YOU do! ...So, when Officer Dick Lickey or Detective Jhonny Buttstinko, kick your door down, and twist you and your parents into fucking pretzels and yell "WHERE'S THE FUCKING LAB DICK CHEESE!" You just say it wasn't me! It was SWIMM!

Even if you've got more Pyrex and chemicals than Dr. Jekyl...They have no choice but to pull your mom's legs out of her ass and let you go!

Piece Bro...You've got potential, I can tell...Hell, hit me on my P.M. sometime, I might just take you under my wing...

Shitter

melt' i also hear that peach pits in the mix flavors it just a bit..takes the bad taste outta the gun blueing.....add that to the list...

OH AND,



LMFAO!!!!!

????

What kind of liquid are you planning to use. Wont your mixture be rather dry, or does the reaction of such ingredience make its own.

Or is that just part of the magic of the Magical 2 Liter Method.

Princess

Just grow a meth plant,much easier than making it with all that chemical crap

quote:Originally posted by Speddy Eddy:

Just grow a meth plant,much easier than making it with all that chemical crap



totally organic....hmmmmmmm.....where would one get the seeds...swim heard from a friend you can order them online from some company called the DEA? that sounnd right

quote:Originally posted by Speddy Eddy:

Just grow a meth plant,much easier than making it with all that chemical crap

LMFAO Could be easy and maybe fast if it works. Now where would swim acquire quality seeds for such plant and is there a variety of this species.

Princess

You put your right foot in you put your right foot out you you put your right foot in and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around and thats what its all about

Bump!

Mix 8 cups of lye with 1 gallon of boiling water in a mason jar. Seal jar and shake for 10 minutes.

Don't be ignorant. Try this synthesis before claiming it to be false.

WTF are you trying to do kill him! We all know what happends to NaOH when its mixed in H2O and shaken, !!!!!!

nothing will happen if you add the lye to the water NEVER add water onto lye tho. always add the lye into the water. piece of cake man.