...Swiod's would like to know of any best known ways to rid his apartment of "the smell", the "sweet" one. Goddam he hates that smell. And any other clean-up products, methods, ect.

sniff it all up

get oxyclean and use hot water instead of cold. i had a dream where i dropped 5 g's of iodine all over a white carpet, and oxyclean came to the rescue. for the smell... spray your wals with the unsented lysol spray. it'll smell like old people, but you wont have to deal with the evil "smell"