hi wicked,

hows life in the freezer,

tell me something mate,

do bears really have butt plugs through winter,

thanks mate

and wicked

of course you can sell anything,,,

6ft fuckin 5 giants,,

that dont shave or cut there hair,,

sell anything they want cause most are to damned frightened to say no

lmao kirby. i dont know nothin bout them bears and butt plugs, this is 1st ive heard of it. my size does come in handy at times but i never thought about that being the reason for my sales succes. shit im goin out door to door tomorrow. dont know what ill be selling but i guess it dont matter does it LOL cuz they will be buying.

Heres to both of you.

This sounds like one of those threads

that could become a real good one.

Haven't had a lmao thread going in a quit awhile.

It's about time you guys are great!!!

Stay free & Stay high

Princess

I have to agree, princess! Kirby is one of the few on here that could quit his day job and make a living as a comedian. And Wicked is just too cool(I don't dare leave him out!).

no no no... theres more than comedy in this. it was meant as some kind of language that nobody would understand... kirby was asking about whether or not a large butt plug would make a good stopper for a big flask during a reaction... *i am smart, much smarter than you!*

yep its secret code lol

secret code my arse,,

supposedly,,

bears eat grass and twigs and wood as they see the first snows,,

then oink themselves on a last feed,

the wood and grass roll into a ball and plug said rectum,,

allowing all future food eaten to be disolved,,

maybe that explains why bears get to spring in a bad mood,

imagine trying to crap out a 6 inch dia ball of wood,,

itd be a teeth grinder

i hadnt heard that but it makes sense why they wake up in such a shitty mood lol. 10 years ago SWIM had a run in with a 9 foot grizz. that had just woke up from slumber. he was eating the fuckin dogfood out of the large trash can SWIM kept the food in out in the shed. SWIM stepped out the house saw this and reached in the door and grabbed his 338. SWIM then said "HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER" that bastard spun around and with no warning charged SWIM. he was only 20 yards out and let SWIM tell you them big fuckers are FAST. SWIM shouldered the 338 and shot him once in the breast area just below the throat he stood up on his hind legs and was like trying to reach behind him with one paw, swiping his paw at his shoulder. SWIM seen later that the bullet went in just below the throat to the bears left a bit and exited out the shoulder towards the spine. he then hit the ground again and charged and SWIM shot the fucker again this time hitting him in the mouth his front legs crashed out from under him and he died 10 feet from SWIM. as he was dying he was still looking around trying to locate SWIM and pawing at the air. keep in mind all this happened in less than 3 seconds. SWIM found himself shaking like a leaf and couldnt stop for some time. he realized how close he came to dying himself and that the only thing that saved him was he reached in the door and grabbed that rifle BEFORE yelling at the bastard. if he would of yelled first and then tried to grab the rifle as bear was charging he knows he never would of made it. the law states that when you have to kill a bear you are supposed to call fish & game, report it and they come out and take the bears skull measurments etc. and take it away. well SWIM was setting deep in the woods with 120 plants growing in the house under 20 1000 watt high pressure sodiums and he wasnt callin nofuckinbody. SWIM finally got his shit together and the shit cleaned out of his pants and went and got the trackhoe and dug a 12 foot deep hole and drug the fucker over and dumped him in it and covered him up before a plane flew over and possibly spotted the battlezone and the deed lol but not before he chopped off one of his front paws so he could keep the claws. to this day SWIM has a 4/12 inch bearclaw in his mojo bag he wears around his neck. SWIM never steps out the door without a fuckin gun in hand anymore looks around sees whats up and where its up at then relaxs and go`s about his buisness. shit happens fast and if you arent prepared BEFORE hand then you will pay the ultimate price in this land where SWIM lives. SWIM remembers thinkin about why the bear charged the way he did and SWIM remembers thinking... wonder what was up his ass... guess now SWIM knows what was up his ass lol

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LOL!!! now you need a ghost white smiley with his pants full of shit jam.

i knew you had good stories in you wicked,

thank you for sharing that one with us,,

now keep bloody tapping them keys and tell us some more

Yes Wicked that was a good one indeed. Swim normally skims those long ones but read every word and it was worth it.

Give Jam a little time swim is sure he will come up with something.

Just picture a big ghost with long hair, eyes popped out, in a soiled sheet. lol