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Posted - Dec 11 2003 : 03:04:05 AM

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Chapter 12

THE LOOT

a few helpfull hints on how to verify and legalize illgotten

goodies

swim would first like to deal with the problem of explaining

where it came from

not only must you hide your criminal activity from your

parents, brothers, sisters, neighbours, friends and work

mates,, but you must also explain to them why your wealthier

this is a major problem,,if you do not explain it,,then the

gossip will be a huge security risk,,if you do explain it,,then

you must remember what lies were told and repeat them

for the rest of your life

what are you going to tell them???

if your family is limited or not a problem,,then a simple you

inherited it can suffice,,but be warned,,people get jealous,,

and jealousy leads to flapping gums

you can return from the bahamas and say you won a million at

the casino,,throw a party and tell everyone at the same time,,

this gets all the lying out of the way in one night, rather than

having to tell everyone individually

the best way, which few can do, certainly none swim has met,,

is to save the money, not spend any till after you stop drug

dealing

you could save the first first $250,000,,spending very little,,

and go gold prospecting

in australia there is no gold tax,,and large alluvial gold fields

open for public mining,,1000s live out there picking up

alluvial gold

you organize a few of the crew,,grab half a dozen high

powered weapons, 20 thousand rounds of ammunition,

camping gear,,rent metal detectors,get propectors license,

food and alcohol and go for a month camping and partying

meet the long term prospectors out there,,get to know them,

offer to buy there nuggets for cash,,bring the nuggets back

after a month and say you struck a nice little deposit..

this gold can be now sold and yourve legalized the money,

and your family might even believe it

when they assay the gold,,they can tell what area it is

from,,you must buy all the gold within a 5 mile dia of whatever

base camp you set up,,be warned,,,you buy outside that dia

and they can tell its not from the same area, save all petrol

receipts and food receipts to verify you spent a month in the

area the gold is assayed as coming from..

dont try to tell them you found 3 ounces over there,,and 11

ounces down yonder track a few miles,,and that pound,,well

that came from the village idiot waterfalls lease,,and yes we

found this in one month

but often 2 kilos to 5 kilos are found within 4 hours on a

quarter acre size piece of land by a family with metal detectors,

and then nothing for the rest of there time there

you can do this with opals, fossils and sapphires too but

with them you need a bit of training to know a good stone

from a bad one

another way is to put an ad in your cities newspaper,,which

tells of 45 separate diamonds for sale between 1.1 and

1.8 carots,,,also,,27 gold chains, all 14 carot,,all between

35 grams and 70 grams

the day of the ad take the phone off the hook

save the receipts to the ad,,and the ad itself,,put them in a safe place

for later use

if you are ever asked where that 100 grand comes from,,say you made

it when you sold off the diamonds and gold that granny gave you,,

bless her generous heart

make sure you have a aunt or a grandmother who is dead who you

can say gave all these items to you before she died,,,this is another

bona fide way to legalize money

you can do the same with an ad for rare old stamps,,and say

your grandfather gave them to you before he kicked it..

this works for anything,,grandparents or aunts and uncles could

give you,,from WW2 nazi memorabilia that grandad got fighting

the swine fascist,,silverware,,etc etc etc

the previous ways are tax free,,no gift tax,,no gold tax

there is a lot of discussion on how to legalize illgotten booty,,

swim has always found it easy,,,pay tax on it

the problem only arises from not paying tax,,if your willing

to pay tax on it then there wouldnt be a problem

this method works with many areas not just marron

marron are a fresh water crayfish,,they grow to about 5

pounds.

buy 20 acres and put ten dams on it,,then seed the

dams with a dozen marron each,, they feed off the algea

growing in the mud and reproduce a million offspring

each november

you then announce income of 10 grand,,50,or a 100 grand,,

then pay tax on it

when asked,,you sold them at a road side stall on a

country highway,,all cash no receipts,,but when you

pay whatever the tax man asks,,thats all the tax man asks

swim physically walked large quantities out of the country

and deposited them in an overseas bank for spending when

overseas

you can stand at the winners ticket box and buy winning

tickets off the punters,,these tickets retrieved after cashed

are proof of legality,,australia doesnt have tax on money

earnt gambling,,does the US?

when your up and affluent,,if the wife wants to do something,

buy her a nice little bar/restaurant,,,cut the profits of the

business so you increase turnover as such needing to buy

more stock

you then feed in your dirty money into the business and pay

tax on it,,making it legal

but dont ever forget,,the tax office has parameters for the

profit expected if you purchase an amount of stock,, eg;

if you buy 1 million in stock,,they know that you should

be turning over 2.5 million, and posting between $300,000

and $600,000 in profit,,so dont post $2 million in profit or

theyl ream your arse..

another way is housing,,buy a reasonable house,,then over

2 years get contractors in on cash deals to do it up,,put in a

pool,,second storey, redo the carpets and paint,,pay with

dirty money,,after 2 years sell it,,all that money is now legal,,

and its classified as capital gains so theres no tax,,if asked,

you and the wife did it yourselves

this next method is completely legal,,but i do not know of

anyone with the balls to do it..

im unaware of the laws regarding lost property in the US,,

so can only speak of commonwealth laws,,which are,,

Any property found, MUST, be handed into an officer of

the law at the closest police station to the point where it be

found,,,,if after 3 months,,no one has claimed it,,,you may

present yourself to the same police station with proof of

id,,and holding the receipt for the handed in property,,

and reclaim said property

there has been a few times in my life ive read a newspaper

report of some silly tosser finding a filthy big bag of

money and handing it in to the police,,i also remember a

couple of reports of these same squeezers being notified

by mail to come into the pig pen and reclaim unclaimed

property handed in by them..

youd have to be sweating that this went to plan,,but

theoretically it should work..

put on gloves and clean your money,,thats easy for us

as we have plastic notes now and there easy to wash,,

chucking them in a clothes washer works a treat..

then package up however much you wish to legalize,

in a way that is different,,because anyone claiming the

money must say how it was packaged,

now go down to the pig pen with your package of loot,,

make a statement of finding the money on the roadside,

at the beach,,anywhere...

then when 3 months is up,,back down to the swine house

you go,,reclaim the loot,,and its legalized,,no tax either..

this isnt legalizing money just a hint on how to handle it,

when swim was turning over 6 figures a week,,the five,ten

and twenty dollar notes were a nightmare,,save all your 50s

and 100s,,,,spend the 5s,10sand 20s,,

swim remembers when he first had buckets of 5s 10s and

20s,,the stupid idiot went to the casino and put $45000 in

the two up ring in 5s and 10s...

took the dealer about 20 mins to count it all,,,and everybody

watching gave swim a filthy suspicious look,,he never did that

again



if in doubt

run away

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Chapter 5

THE SALE

so yourve hidden the meth near the road and arrived back

at the car,,driven home and told your partner to call you

when he wakes,,it should be the end,,but it is only the end

of the beginning

if the cook used all he created,,and precursors were freely

available,,then no public contact is required,,bliss

but to buy the goodies,,acquire the toys,,to need money

counters replaced monthly,,then the dealing has to be dealt

but how do you deal quantity safely...

get one of your crew to sell it,,but your not born with a crew,

there acquired over many years,,it is you who must go

hands on

most cooks start out as ounce sellers,,looking for that one

buyer he can trust,,,discussing keeping watch on 6 eightball

sellers isnt worthy of consideration,,its tiring even thinking

about it

swim started selling to a few,,but quickly got it down to one

man,,it was only he whom swim had to watch,,

to survive,,you must only sell to one man

you can not cook meth,,and be a drug dealer!!

swims one man was a burmese fellow,,very carefull,,paths

only ever crossed for commercial reasons

this is how swim did it...

plastic skin sprayed on hands(this is for burns and is sold at

all chemists,,is clear and see through/invisible)so no finger

prints,,,meth was weighed into ounces and placed into bags,,

these bags into one bag,,the one bag wrapped in tissue

paper and rubber band placed around outside,, on the way

to the sale,a choc milk carton was bought, or a packet of chips,

anything...

the contents were eaten or drunk and then meth placed inside,

swim would arrive at park and walk to lake acting like he was

drinking choc milk or eating chips,,carton or packet was

then thrown in bin,, swim would then walk over to seats and

sit and watch bin,,whilst covertly scraping off plastic skin

swims partner would then call burmese saying lets have

seafood at 8,,or pasta at nine,,,each food type was a

different park,,each time given had 3 hours detracted, so being

told 9 means meet at 6

burmese fellow arrives,,swim sees him and walks past him on

bike trail,, indicates with his eyes the bin,,swim goes home,,

burmese fellow sits and watches for an hour,,calls one of his

kickboxers in,, who picks it out of bin and steps quickly to

road, motorcycle picks him up and its gone

this was changed monthly,,next month might be "did

you watch sydney rugby beat brisbane by 8 points", first team

mentioned is the park,,points spread is the time minus 5

hours

the time, place or day was NEVER given until the meth

was in location and being watched,,burmese knew to come

when beckoned

money and drugs NEVER changed hands together,,money

was either done the day before or after,,and by a briefcase

swap

identical briefcases were purchased,,,location decided upon,

burmese would place his down in a aisle in a large shopping

centre or at a bar,, anywhere crowded,,swim would place his

down next to it and covertly pick up the other one and walk

away,,deal done

a few years went by,,crew was obtained,,amounts got bigger,

swim found he was moving over a kilo a week.

swim began to bury it,,parks, little gardens in carparks,

anywhere,,,only has to be 4 inches deep,,this is done at 5am,

then swim would sit back and watch till burmese fellow

arrived at 1pm

this was a horrendous long wait,,but at $160,000 a kilo it

was well paid,,and who cares how long it takes,,swim went

home after every single deal

as swim became one of his cities bigger small time cooks,,it

changed again

swim would collect from bush at 2am by high speed motor

bike,,all precautions taken to the point of sitting out there

for an hour quietly to make sure no plane was watching,

his crew doing circles around him..

taken into city and buried in nature reserve,,3 days later

burmese contacted for meet,,at meet told where it is eg;,

at the north end of boas nature reserve,,theres a huge

tuart gum tree, ten feet directly north of the tree there is

a lone black boy bush,, lift the fronds and its buried

against the trunk on the southern side of the black boy

bush,,,theres an old coke can on top of it,,its 6 inches

underground...

the money transfers never changed

then swim took another quantum leap,,burmese fellow was

trusted completely,,,swims crew were fiercly loyal

swim began to make his crew do the deliveries and burials

whilst he always collected the money..

never forget,,your the boss,,why pay a crew if your taking

the risk

Delegate;

a person chosen to act for others...

to entrust duties or powers to another person...

to authorize a person to act as your representative...

Latin; Delgare

to send on a mission

One cannot answer for his courage if he has never been in

danger...

In drugs,,truth is the first casualty...

hope that helps freddo

if in doubt

run away



[This message has been edited by kirby (edited 01-04-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

Posted - Dec 11 2003 : 03:04:05 AM you can stand at the winners ticket box and buy winning

tickets off the punters,,these tickets retrieved after cashed

are proof of legality,,australia doesnt have tax on money

earnt gambling,,does the US?

kirby you cant even take a shit in the U.S. without being taxed....americans get taxed for everything under the sun over and over and proly be a tax on the sun pretty soon

hmmm,

i guess that means yes

correct....sad but true

[This message has been edited by sitbcknchill (edited 01-04-2004).]

Kirby great information clear concise and very practicle. Kilo weekly is alot of precursors must have had/have a great crew, and great resources. Change, non routine for sure is the way to go. The things you spoke of are very practicle for me, close to home if you know what i mean. Its great to hear of such things from an actual life experience instead of theoretical bullshit which is so commonplace. Keep it coming man.

do you want every chapter bucky

I'd like every chapter... it sounds like something from a book. It really is a great help.

I'm still looking for anyone in the forum from Brissi. If you're there spook, gimme a buzz.

fucken oath kirby, it could almost be like star wars jedi obewon kinirby. Seriously thou that would be great. I too have played quokka socca once upon a time by the way.

bucky wing wing,

this level of information really doesnt belong here on totse,,and even though i wrote it,,it belongs to wet dreams,,look under dreaming in blue,,the birch,by kirby,,theres 15 chapters there,,and if you have 5 hours,,read ,,my life,,in dream journals,,

and to all you members of totse whom visit us here at lab tips,,

im not the legend here,,

he stays quiet,,

what he says is worth listening too,,

he has memories that we all dearly wish to read about,,

but he will not tap out little stories of things he has done,,

like,

was he ever required to pull the trigger when riding shotgun,

but he doesnt,,

he prefers to whisper sweet nothings to huge fuckin bears on the corner of arctic boulevard and freezeyournutsoff street alaska..

[This message has been edited by kirby (edited 01-04-2004).]

found it gonna read it monday

so tell me about punting marsupial field goals

I guess that means that there's no one from Brissi on the forums anymore...

Hey, if anyone runs into spook, let him know I'm after him.

Thanks.

Being at school at the time (young and cool)

the yearly camp just so happened to be at rotto. You know the shit I think George Michael was number one on rage, the Jets were crankin round about same time. Anyhow took the boat to rotto, first night there straight outside 11pm ridin round on our treadlies with a few mates chased a few into the army barracks where we were staying. Hand passes and drop kicks it was a fuckin great game I reckon I should of got fairest and best of the W.A.Q.S.L (western australian quokka soccer league). Good times for sure very lucky not to get caught, there is a hefty penalty I think.

I'll sit on the bench next game.

to remember the jets,,

gives me a ball park figure on your age,

many an evening was had watching the jets,,

the nookenburra,,the dianella,,raffles,,good times were had,,

there was a blue at the morley,,i dragged the roadie of the jets off the stage and bashed him with my crew standing guard on my back,,made the papers at the time..



and buck,

theres enough information at wet dreams for you to know who i am,,keep it to yourself aah

[This message has been edited by kirby (edited 01-05-2004).]

great info mate I can see why you had limited heat. Currently I dream of the red head shuffle, I can see the advantages of miss annie very portable and fast compared to other methods. The bush setup mate great fuckin setup, swib will 4 sure study the blue dream. Aspirations I have of much youve

done all in due time. Plan Plan Plan.You kind of remind me of a modern ned kelly. Havent got a helmet have ya.

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