 Re: Proper Etiquette for Buying at a Lab Store
Chapter 13
LYING
swims feels that the best criminals are born great liars.
swim knows he was born with the ability to lie and appear
very sincere.
the people whom you must lie to, when you choose to be a
meth cook could easily be stated as everyone
swim would like to share with you some of the lies he told.
swim returned from working offshore, 3 days later goes
down to company workshop and cleans returned diving
gear, at lunch time he borrows the work truck saying he
needs to pick up a chest of drawers for his wife.
he is dressed in work overalls with badges on shoulders and
back,red wings work boots,heavy anchor link gold chain,
rolex, has short hair, clean shaven, no earings or tattoos,
work clipboard with work stationary.
he arrives at the gas supply business and choose a dopey
looking counter hand,,says he wants to open an account,
the clerk begins to fill out the paper work and asks swim what
he needs
swim states his company does marine engineering work, that they have
4 prawn trawlers coming in from the exmouth gulf and they
need there wiring stripped out and replaced,,and there
refrigeration needs servicing,,that they first need anhydrous
ammonia to flush and scale the refrigeration stainless steel
tubing after it has been welded, and later we will need the
freon to fill it.
he signs the account form putting down his address as the
mailing address,,goes outside and watches them load a 34kilo
container of anhydrous into the company truck,,he drops the
anhydrous at his home and goes back to work
next day he borrows the truck again,,dressed the same, drives
to a lab supply business and parks where the office staff can
see company logo on truck
goes inside and asks for a catelogue and the forms to start an
account,,explains that his boss isnt happy with (name there
competition) and wishes to start trading with them
he fills out paperwork and opens an account,,purchases ph
papers and sulphuric acid,,pays out of a company envelope
with (lab and office consumables--petty cash $200) written
on it,,under that is welding gloves$19 and a new figure of
$181,,then 6mm iron powder welding rods $48,,with new figure
$133,,now in front of the receptionist write ph and acid with
the price next to it,,deduct that from the total and write new
total
over the next 3 months he buys a lot of glass ware and bits
and pieces,,he has catelogue so begins faxing orders through
with right serial number from the catelogue,,he adds 4 x 250
gram can sodium metal
when he goes to the lab company in a week to pick up order
one of the chem guys comes downstairs and asks him why
he wants it,,swim states they have 11 tons of stainless steel
equipment coming in from offshore and they mix the metal
in a bath with acids ,,immerse the equipment in the bath and it
scales the stainless,,chem guy said ok and went back upstairs
swim still has both these accounts to this day
swim feels that lying is another skill that you must have,
all good criminals can lie to there mother looking her in the
eye,,if you cant lie,,find a new job
and lets define lying,,,if people minded there own business,,
then you wouldnt have to lie to them,,why is it wrong to
lie to a nosy inquisitive person who asks questions they
have no right to
why is it wrong to lie to a person who asks questions like,,
where did the gear come from,,or,,how much can you get
mind you,,the wife does have the right to ask him where he is
going,,,and swim is an arsehole for saying he is going over to
help bung when in fact he is spending the night with a lady
gardener
sometimes its better to say nothing than to lie,,or put an
expression on your face that makes people know not to ask
those types of questions again
always maintain eye contact when you do lie..
never lie and smile at the same time.
when lying,,lead him away from the lie with another part of
the story eg,,,when swim was asked about why he needed the
anhydrous ammonia,,he spoke of prawn trawlers,,and exmouth
gulf,,and all the electrical wiring,,and the need to strip it out
and replace it,,of welding pin prick holes in the stainless
tubing,,then how he needed it for scaling,,and finally how he
needed freon to refill it
this gives him much to think on,,he has to process all that,,
and then he gets the why,,when done correctly it is a very
decieving way to lie
always weave 95% fact with your little bit of bullshit..
whenever possible,,have another person with you whom
appears honest and disinterested in whats being said,,but
when asked,,confirms the lie 100%
whenever possible have the extras with you,,eg;,,the right
clothes,,stationary,,vehicle,,updated history knowledge,,
the right look, short hair,clean etc etc
learn to lie without opening your mouth,,,if your a wealthy
drug lord,,and you wish to pass yourself off as a worker,,
learn to do it from your appearance
dont buy something with 100 dollar bills if yourve just told
him your a labourer
if you say your a labourer and you havent done a days work
in your life,,dont let him see your hands,,,
if you say yourve just come from work,,,roll in the dirt and
rub muck into your hands
if you get the background and appearance right,, 9 out of ten
times they dont even ask the questions requiring you to lie
always downplay who you are,,dont do the drug drop off in
your new BMW convertible
dont ever let anyone ever see your guns,,
if you wear them,,
hide them well,,,
and if you wear them,,
wear two
dont ever go to a fight without your guns,,i dont care if the
rules are no weapons,,fuck the rules,,there is only one rule,
he who wins makes the rules
if your not prepared to pull a gun,,
dont wear it..
if you pull a gun,aim and fire within half a second..
many a wanker has pulled a gun,with the intention of frightening someone,,to have it taken off them,,,and used on them
when questioned by those whom dont matter,,learn to say
one thing,,and do another
if the legislated laws gave us the freedom of choice we are
entitled too,,then we wouldnt have to deceive
read who your going to lie to,,
find information about him or her..
dont try to tell a chemical engineer anything that isnt fact,,
in the aforementioned scenario at the lab supply business,
it would have been just as acceptable for me to say to the
employee from upstairs that i was the purchasing clerk for
the company,, and i wouldnt have a clue what they do
down on the floor
always do your homework
to survive this game,,it will be because you perceived the
problem before it eventuated
if in doubt
run away
[This message has been edited by kirby (edited 01-04-2004).]
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2004-01-03, 23:36
