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Laboratory Tips Safety proceedures, test reagents, drilling rubber stoppers, bending glass tubes, etc. Contributed to by chemists.

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 #1 
Old 2003-12-08, 17:34
greenhorn164 greenhorn164 is offline
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This is Greens opinion(take this with 2 cents and youll get.......2 cents)

If you are a "newbee"(like myself)hehe

and you are fucking stupid enough to come into a public bullitin board on the internet and "bluntly come out" and ask someone you dont even know just to post a step by step way for you to manufacture methamphetamine, then you are to much of a dumbass to use the information you could eventually obtain here without killing yourself......Its like swim is always telling me.......The dumb ones always weed out the dumb ones, its called "Natural selection"(in a way)Its the bottom of the "foodchain"

And this is why I will now refer to all of you who do this from now on as "Fucked up as a Football bat"

------Green
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Old 2003-12-08, 19:42
stillbill stillbill is offline
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Charlie Darwin would be proud, Green horn!!

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Old 2003-12-08, 21:17
kneedragger kneedragger is offline
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how du i get meth out of sudafeds??!!?!!?!
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Old 2003-12-09, 06:02
kman kman is offline
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That's easy! You squeeze 'em with yer left hand while standing in a fish tank, then jump onto a 2-liter pop bottle and put the now smoking meth into yer pipe in yer right hand, and smoke that shit!
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Old 2003-12-09, 06:20
kirby kirby is offline
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green,,

i know im going to regret asking you this...

whats a football bat??
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Old 2003-12-09, 08:07
Grizzerr Grizzerr is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kneedragger:

how du i get meth out of sudafeds??!!?!!?!

There isnt any meth in sudafeds to get out.
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Old 2003-12-09, 08:24
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quote:Originally posted by kirby:

green,,

i know im going to regret asking you this...

whats a football bat??

*glad kirby asked instead of me*
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Old 2003-12-09, 10:10
kirby kirby is offline
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gee grizz,

are you sure
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Old 2003-12-09, 10:29
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kman...now, if the 2liters are too hard to find in my area could I substitute a 3liter in it's place? Also...I'm right handed, so could I have my quokka hold 'em in her left hand while standing on my head in the fish tank....then simply have her put them in my right hand at the correct time? Oh yeah, can I use actifed instead? Thanks
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Old 2003-12-09, 13:35
Grizzerr Grizzerr is offline
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I'm pretty sure of it Kirby, Everyone knows you get it from Vicks inhalers. Unless you happen to have yer own fish tank mini lab.
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Old 2003-12-09, 13:41
RedHorse RedHorse is offline
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Crazy man... hilarious... Day One is always a hoot. Thanx for the laughs guys...Laters...

And oh yes... which of the above methods really produces the fiiiiiiirrrrrreeee? Gotta have that fiiiiiiirrrrrreeeee ya know...

[This message has been edited by RedHorse (edited 12-09-2003).]
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Old 2003-12-09, 23:14
greenhorn164 greenhorn164 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kirby:

green,,

i know im going to regret asking you this...

whats a football bat??

Thats exactly my point,kirb! a football bat would be pretty fucked up huh?? lolol
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Old 2003-12-09, 23:18
greenhorn164 greenhorn164 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kneedragger:

how du i get meth out of sudafeds??!!?!!?!

heheehhehe via "solvated electrons" dont forget you need two!!! hahahahahah----Green
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Old 2003-12-10, 23:45
kman kman is offline
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Don't forget the +'s and -'s and the anions and cations and stuff!
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Old 2003-12-11, 00:52
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*making note*
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Old 2003-12-11, 03:41
wolffe69 wolffe69 is offline
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A footbal bat? Sheesh, that is about as fucked up as a soup sandwich IMHO!

Guess it beats a Hockey Ball, or even a Basketball Puck (Both used in the same arena, if I recall)
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Old 2003-12-11, 18:26
greenhorn164 greenhorn164 is offline
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well i finally made it back, got the blaster worm or one of them anyways,i had to crash my whole system and im still working on it

oh and there are more fucked up things than footballl bats, theres A lead anchor with a styrofoam canoe, theres a tennis ball inflater, theres " fucked up as a wheelbarrow seat the list goes on and on

peace, Green
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Old 2003-12-14, 02:42
buffalo princess buffalo princess is offline
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Hey green

Not sure of time but swim heard if you go up the downside of the hill, the second tuesday of next week there is a game of football bat scheduled.

Actually turn down the mud way do through the cornfield and get ready to ride the white horse. See ya there!!!!
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Old 2003-12-14, 05:02
kirby kirby is offline
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at the primary school i went to as a kid,,a good friend of mine,,his mother was an alcoholic,,

anyway

she use to make him yoghurt sandwiches,,

you had to see these things by lunch time,,

poor bugger couldve eaten them with a spoon..
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Old 2003-12-14, 22:44
greenhorn164 greenhorn164 is offline
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swims polishing his football bat right now, when your on the "tornado" yew dont give a phuck what game you play as long as your playin something-------Green

As swims friend always said, " Annie up!! mutherfuckers!!!! if you wanna get high you gotta ride the white horse"!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!! i got dope YAY!!!!!!!

Kirb??? a yogurt sandwich!!! eweeeeeeee

maybee it would be better if your friend fried it heheehhe yummy!!

peace-green
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Old 2003-12-14, 23:52
buffalo princess buffalo princess is offline
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by greenhorn164:

[B]swims polishing his football bat right now, Green

As swims friend always said, " Annie up!! mutherfuckers!!!! if you wanna get high you gotta ride the white horse"!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!! i got dope YAY!!!!!!!

Snow is on the fields, stables are ready and waiting.

With head stuck out the window yelling Hmmm whats that smell. Let the games commence Annie up mutherfuckers
 
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