well guys its that time for me. at work they decided to do a drug test on us. and iam fuck unless i get some help from you guys. i have perception for lortabs, oxyicotin, percacite, and etc. but dont have the perception for Marijuana.

i was woundering if i could go ahead and drink something now to get read of the Marijuana out of my system so i can start taking the pain pills before they make me piss in a cup. where i will have the pills in my sytem but not the Marijuana. because they know i take the pain pills day by day and if they arent in me than they will know something up..i heard vinger and water, pickle juice, but will it take the Marijuana out for good until i have the test.. thanks for any help and after this i will smoke one for you...thanks

I'm not aware of anything that will allow you to selectively remove toxins, but I have had much success with XXtra Clean detoxifying drink (for probation). Personally, I'd rather have nothing in my system and them wonder, than everything in system and get fired. Your call, but I swear by that product.

thanks for the help...zaabadboy

not long ago swim had a pre employment test, swims puffed herb for 20 or so years and uses niacin and salads with apple cider vin, 5 days ahead, 2 days till test swim puffed a wee bit fur da nerves. and passed the test ( to my surprise ) lol.

swim holds tight to niacin for fluid flushing, apple cider vin to rip fat cells outa bladder creating clean pee for a good while , less ya puff like swim

this was a field drug test for the big 5, plastic cup, sponge, dots to turn + or -

rnx57

Drink as much water as you possibly can and I mean until you feel like vomiting. Continue this over and over to make you urinate to flush your body. Also, if you could get your hands on some lasix(20 mg.) or whatever mg. This is a powerful diuretic that will make you piss like you have never

pissed before. Along with the extreme H2O guzzling, this will take care of your problem, time allotted.

Niacin is toxic in higher doses, so be careful, and it can also make your skin very dark(I guess that's not a problem if it already is).

I've heard of those milkshake things you can get at headshops, and I heard that they work, so that's probably your best bet. As for the prescription drugs being missing, tell them that you have been fasting and doing sweats.

Shit, if you're taking all that stuff, why the hell do you need pot?

Right on, K man!! If I had access to all of that you're takin, what would you need pot for?

quote:Originally posted by stillbill:

Drink as much water as you possibly can and I mean until you feel like vomiting. Continue this over and over to make you urinate to flush your body. Also, if you could get your hands on some lasix(20 mg.) or whatever mg. This is a powerful diuretic that will make you piss like you have never

pissed before. Along with the extreme H2O guzzling, this will take care of your problem, time allotted.

This method does work better than any other but dont forget the B12 so you dont get pinched for dilution.As far as the milkshake drinks they sell in head shops ive heard alot of mixed results.Im guessin that they dont work if your urine gets sent into a lab but if they only use a field tester you may be able to squeek by.Good luck.TMG

my votes with meth god and bill,,

we get tested once a year but get 48 hours notice from one of the girls at the office who warns us,,,if you have notice,,then flush,,

drink at least 3 litres the night before,,when you wake at night to go to the toilet,,drink more,,drink till you begin to see your urine coming out clear as water,,i know this to work,,

one thing though,,if they are suspicious of you,,,they do a metabolite test (i think its metabolites)there should be say a 100 to the ml in urine but if you flush it drops way lower,,and they know your flushing

Jam says quote:On a urinanalyisis,

the walls of your kidneys and bladder are what you need to visualize and focus upon in order to tackle the tell-tale cannabinoids excreting cell-by-cell as the fatcells which have trapped them release them as they are burned.(fat cells don't just expell their by-products due to disolution of the interiors via consumption of miscellaneous liquids).

This is why the old rule-of-thumb which is accurate as a calculator states that keeping it at no more thn 1000 milligrams per cycle(cycle=waking hours of each day where calories are used at peak consumption in order to function your voluntary muscles) and consuming no less than 1 gallon or 40-deciliters(I'm trying to get more metric litterate so if this is wrong then 4-liters is my intended volume here) of good ole-tap/spring water per day.



NOW HERE IS THE ESSENTIAL COMPONENT FOR PARADISE CITY!!

At the end of each day ie. bedtime which you have drank the last of your necessary daily volume of water three hours ago....

You slam down 4 fluid ounces/1/2 cup of APPLE CIDER VINEGAR.

This will disolve the depostits laid down throughout your daily puff-n-passin' and expell any and all cannabinoids present inside your kidneys and bladder.

take test within 6 hours.

As for the opiates, you could either tell them you quit taking you meds for some amount of time or take more than usual... I guess that would work.

First thing, is your job so great that you want to submit to this invasion of your privacy by pissin in thier cup while some asskisser fag watches you?

If so I wish ya luck.

As for some magic substance that will allow you to pass just by drinking it before the test there is only one that I know of, H2O.

Start the night before by taking 2 or 3 doses mof vitamin B12,this is to give your diluted piss some color. Follow that with 3 or 4 quarts of H2O, you can add a twist of lime or lemon for flaver if ya want.Then wake up 3 or 4 hours early on "test day" to start your flush. Coffee and cranberry juice and a gallon of water is a good start, drink drink drink,then drink some more.You want to be pissin your brains out for a couple of hours before you give the asskisser fag his thrill for the day. What you are shooting for is to get the level of matabolites they are testing for below the threshhold of the test they use.

On the other hand, if they dont have someone watch ya piss you could obtain some urine from a nondoper and fill the cup with it.

If ya do the temp of the clean urine has to be close to body temp as they will check it.

Put it in a ziplock and use somthing to keep it warm, maybee one of those pocket hand warmers or a pair of electric socks? There are many ways to warm it, be creative.



Or you could just say fuck it, quit your job, drop out of the rat race and deal drugs to make your money.

Or you could just say fuck it, quit your job, drop out of the rat race and deal drugs to make your money.

man i only wish i could do that, factor in child support and begin slaven (and pissin in a cup) for the rest of ur rat race life



which does suxx to an extent

rnx57