Recently here in the great state of Iowa,(lol) they have been running TV and radio commercials asking the GOOD citizens to help rid our communtity of the infestation of cockroaches, otherwise known as tweakers. I think this is some bullshit slandering the character of us good people. Do you all have these ads and what are your thoughts on this? Thanks, Tore up in Iowa!

I've yet to see one of those ads.

we have DOB IN A DRUG DEALER down here..

is that the same

Hi Kirby

I'm not sure what the DOB is, but the ads we are listening to about every 5 minutes are going out to the public telling them meth is a dangerous infestation and the people who are using it are cockroachs. By the way the Snow Queen and myself are close personal friends of Chef Wallah.

quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

I've yet to see one of those ads.

Trust us they exist and are aired about every 5 minutes, warning the public of this infestation of cockroaches. Be thankful you live in CA. at least your still refered to as a human.

They have tried killin the roaches for years and it hasn't deterred them yet. As a matter of fact, those roachheads are everywhere!

Damn old meth, oops, I mean roachheads. After

a while, they even become immune to the sprays! Long live cockroaches!!!

*chanting* RoAcHhEaDs, RoAcHhEaDs, RoAcHhEaDs!!!

Ahahhahahah!LOL Bill is sprayin the room right now, but those old roachheads won't leave. Roachheads beggin Bill for one more hit of that 2 hitter, gotta quit her!!lol

quote:Originally posted by stillbill:

Ahahhahahah!LOL Bill is sprayin the room right now, but those old roachheads won't leave. Roachheads beggin Bill for one more hit of that 2 hitter, gotta quit her!!lol

LOL!!!

Roachheads? Consider yourselves lucky! Here in Texas we have a larger, far more deadly creature, of primate origin...The dreaded "BUMP MONKEY"!

*scared now...looking for nightlight*

hi str8

hows our favourite texas cow puncher,,havent seen much of you..

ok ill bite..

whats a bump monkey??

one could go racist,beastiality,fetishism, actually the possiblities for the perverted sarcastic mind is endless..

princess,

why choose the name buffalo princess..

im sure your a pretty little thing, but your name conjures up the proverbial coyote fuck

rofl .... it hurts ..

Swim lives on the iowa border i think there migrating into my state!Muuuuuwaahahahahaha.

kirby a bump monkey is one of those fiends that never leave or want to pay . just stick around waiting and hopeing you will throw them a bump

Str8shooter:

Yet to see any meth ad's down here, but the anti-marijuana commercials has taken a strong hold. Was tokin up last night and watched a TV commericial showing a little girl (about 3-5) throwing a blowup floatation device in the pool ready to get in. Then an narrarator takes over and says something to the extent of "so you will tell them you were getting high instead of watching your little sister", or something along the same lines. Besides wasting my tax money, SWIM finds them entertaining. SWIM is still waiting for the government to correlate 9/11 to marijuana users. Guess the meth scene has not taken too bad of a toll in cow town for anti-meth commercials to start appearing as they have in other states. What about the rest of the world? Are you guys experience the same wrath of war on drugs, as far as anti-drug commercials go? kirby-what about down in your region? Thanks

--kneedragger

Kirby,

Pikk just about nailed the deffinition of a bump-monkey...Yep', I was AWOL, but now I'm back...I think!

May your koala not do-up your killa' and may your ding-dong still dangle after being dipped in those dingos!

I think the "buffalo" in her name comes from Iowa's notorious dope production, some call it "the white buffalo" (annie).

yeah the ads in australia on drug abuse are over the top

but people

just one more generation

im kinda hoping the next set of political leaders who were teens in the 60s will rule with brains, if not

then itl be another ten years before my age group controls the country

i thought so str8 we dont live that far from each other . so i fiugered thay were the same

but i guess a bump monkey is the same all over

nah

down here

your bump monkey is the girl next door your porking

when her husbands out

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

hi str8

hows our favourite texas cow puncher,,havent seen much of you..

ok ill bite..

whats a bump monkey??

one could go racist,beastiality,fetishism, actually the possiblities for the perverted sarcastic mind is endless..

princess,

why choose the name buffalo princess..

im sure your a pretty little thing, but your name conjures up the proverbial coyote fuck

kirby, I'm really disappointed in you. I thought you would know what I was meaning. Yes I love roaming the Iowa plains in search of the sacred ones, and by the way I have alot of cherokee running through me along with the buffalo juices. Wait tell the Chef reads this one he will give you holy hell.

smiles at you princess

you cant give an old soldier hell

he has been there and come home

and please dont take my words to heart

by no means were they meant as insulting

you sound a fine lady

Where i live, if your a tweeker, your a "Lowlife welfare piece of shit". You coulbe be a lawyer and they will say that.

tell us about your drug ring rebel

*sits down with a bowl of popcorn and PIneloPE*

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

and please dont take my words to heart

by no means were they meant as insulting

you sound a fine lady

none taken it would take a lot more than that to insult me!!! by the way the next time you talk to the Chef W. ask him how the past week went with the princess and snow queen it was Wallah.

ok miss princess

i shall

quote:Originally posted by kirby:

ok miss princess

i shall

the chef was here earlier and i told him about our chit chat .he has been on quit the adventure, use your imagination. by the way what is the DOB.

quote:Originally posted by Str8_Shooter!:

I think the "buffalo" in her name comes from Iowa's notorious dope production, some call it "the white buffalo" (annie).

way to go shooter, you got the picture. may the winds blow the fumes away as you are roaming the plains looking for the buffalo.

kismet

perhaps the reason is she may have small tits

quote:Originally posted by kismet:

hey buffalo princess.....at least he calls you a "fine lady"......i get called "big tits"....and thats one of the nicer ones.

perhaps the name reminded him of royalty. Kirby and the Chef confer back and worth and he knows the Chef enjoys the finer things in life. just kidding

please don't take it the wrong way

the princess

hey kirby

got your message on the other side and replied.

the one thing i keep forgeting to ask you is what is the proverbial coyote fuck

I live kind of close to you but i havent heard any ads like that, thats crazy. Altho Iowa is supposed to be the meth capital of the states, I guess because of the all the annie tanks, but i was wondering if its mostly annie there or any crystal. Ive seen lots more meth moving east towards my area lately.

quote:Originally posted by PAIN:

I live kind of close to you but i havent heard any ads like that, thats crazy. Altho Iowa is supposed to be the meth capital of the states, I guess because of the all the annie tanks, but i was wondering if its mostly annie there or any crystal. Ive seen lots more meth moving east towards my area lately.there are basically two major types around here the so-so mexican(water dope) and our claim to fame miss annie!! from time to time we get hit hard with ice and believe me this town gets tore completely up for days. we don't see much if any crystal. god save us if and when we do!!

Yes I have heard the ad on the radio. I am in north Missouri .That ad is on here about every half hour. Fuck em. Those people that make those propaganda ads don't even know what drugs are. They think marijuana kills brain cells and alchahol slows down your reaction time,shit. I am as fast as ever and got lots of cells to spare. I say, fuck em.

a coyote fuck is;

when you wake up with a woman sleeping on your arm who is so ugly youd rather chew through your arm then wake her up

no reply recieved



and kismet

try not to answer to many questions directed at me please

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heres to you neighbor(redneck hippy) they don't have a clue if they did they wouldn't have to run those ads, you don't see us running ads asking for help.

a big daaa to me. i should have figured out the coyote thing. looks like its time to reload and crack back!! a big thanks to you kirby for keeping me in line

I have the same commercials here. What bull. I think they need to find more inportant things to put on t.v. Really dose anyone ever forget to watch ther kids???? Do they think this will scare people to not do drugs???? Yeah right. People are going to do what they want to no matter what anyone says about it. You cant scare people in to your belives and scare tacts will only work for so long. In the end the temptations is to much and people will enjoy what ever actvity that makes them happy. So I say up with cockroaches and down with stupid closed minded people!!!!

quote:Originally posted by kneedragger:

Str8shooter:

Yet to see any meth ad's down here, but the anti-marijuana commercials has taken a strong hold. Was tokin up last night and watched a TV commericial showing a little girl (about 3-5) throwing a blowup floatation device in the pool ready to get in. Then an narrarator takes over and says something to the extent of "so you will tell them you were getting high instead of watching your little sister", or something along the same lines. Besides wasting my tax money, SWIM finds them entertaining. SWIM is still waiting for the government to correlate 9/11 to marijuana users. Guess the meth scene has not taken too bad of a toll in cow town for anti-meth commercials to start appearing as they have in other states. What about the rest of the world? Are you guys experience the same wrath of war on drugs, as far as anti-drug commercials go? kirby-what about down in your region? Thanks

--kneedragger

Tweakers are retarded.

quote:Originally posted by NormlDrGonzo:

Tweakers are retarded.

Well NDG one could say at times this could be mildly correct. Everyone is intitled to their opinion. To this many things could be added, such as takes one to know on, as you most definately do not know the family members in this forum. Out of respect for Jam and AM, swim will keep her opinion of you and your comment to herself. FYI the members of this forum do not take kindly to idioticness.

Crash you must have been doing some series reading this is an old thread.

Princess

Tweekers? Where?

LMFAO



NormlDrGonzo you can bite me!

Although I do agree that "tweeekers" at times can be retarded, only the "tweeker" sittting next to you, watching you be retarded has the right to call you retarded.....as for "cockroaches".....they are one of the few things that will survive the Nuclear holocost, so up....up..up and away with the infestation.......

As for the drowning kid comercial....anyone that smokes, knows better.......





"Tweek" Away

Get Stoned

Ride the rollercoaster

Sincerely

Baby girl

What we should do is devise a highly sophisticated plan to infiltrate Americas political system. We should set up a program called “sponsor a tweaker”. People simply sponsor a young chemist, by helping them pay for college. After this tweakers degree, they will put themselves through law or graduate school with their chemistry knowledge . After law school/grad degree the tweaker then seeks political offices. Once we have enough tweaker agents in the political scene, it will be time to launch an intellectual counter attack by setting agendas geared at easing drug laws for the common, hard working, tax paying, tweaker.

--kneedragger

Knee now that sounds like a plan.

Behind the scenes, long term, counter attack strategy.

Surprised there isn't an anti-drug conspiracy/terrorism law already in place to cover such horrific acts of treason. Hell there probably is. LOL

Princess

well, buffalo princess, i live a bit north of you (abdn, south dakota)

we do have a small meth population here; i'm not sure how it compares to elsewhere. however, i've not seen any commercials run targeting that shit. mostly pot, if anything.

edit: tho, come to think of it, within the past two weeks two surrounding counties have had the largest meth busts in their histories. or so i read in the paper.



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Princess is not full blooded, yet that is the

heritage she favors and honors.

Blame you can't say. Rare quite such of, probably only in pictures.

Princess

Pictures yeah..

Dreams?

Now were talking.

quote:Originally posted by kneedragger:

Str8shooter:

Yet to see any meth ad's down here, but the anti-marijuana commercials has taken a strong hold. Was tokin up last night and watched a TV commericial showing a little girl (about 3-5) throwing a blowup floatation device in the pool ready to get in. Then an narrarator takes over and says something to the extent of "so you will tell them you were getting high instead of watching your little sister", or something along the same lines. Besides wasting my tax money, SWIM finds them entertaining. SWIM is still waiting for the government to correlate 9/11 to marijuana users. Guess the meth scene has not taken too bad of a toll in cow town for anti-meth commercials to start appearing as they have in other states. What about the rest of the world? Are you guys experience the same wrath of war on drugs, as far as anti-drug commercials go? kirby-what about down in your region? Thanks

--kneedragger

Yeah, seeing the same bullshit on tv over here too. The mighty u.s. propaganda machine just keeps on getting more laughable by the day. The real funny thing? Some people actually buy into those things.

where does this opinion originate from,,

where is over here..

where are you with your chemistry,

are you in uni or has one of those rare specimens with a chemistry degree appeared..

if you do have one,

stick around as there always yelling for you..

heh

propaganda

check out "traffic: the mini-series"

nothing but a load of crap trying to create the illusion of a link between drugs and terrorism in the minds of the factory-working nascar-and-football morons of the world, along with "the shield" and other shows that glorify badge-wearing criminals

things like that ARE useful in gauging whether or not someone is worth a damn. as in, if someone says "wow, that show is the coolest" you know the person is a moron and potentially a narc too

the most effective propaganda on t.v. comes in the form of fictional shows that show "feds" and "cops" as being effective, highly technical operators when in reality most of them just joined the force because A: they got out of the military and had no useful job skills or B: they were too lazy/stupid to get a real job

"everybody knows" what a "fed" looks like, but how many people have ever knowingly conversed with a federal agent?

think about how much of what you "know" about the world outside your own little sphere comes from sources like t.v. network news, which are owned almost entirely by large corporations which invest their money in media companies for diversification of their assets and in turn dictate or heavily influence policy for those same media outlets

wait a few decades until U.S. prisons are privatized, and large corporations start lobbying to have EVERYTHING made illegal in order to fill prisons and increase their company's bottom line

we are heading toward a society in which it will be necessary to have paperwork from a licensed business to buy anything more useful than gasoline or rubbing alcohol, or even to buy common hand tools

imagine if the only way someone could pursue an interest in chemistry was to be under contract to a large chemical interest

it is a brave new world, and if YOU don't turn off the god damned t.v. and start reading more, YOU are directly responsible for bringing us to that point

truer words were never spoken symbiote.

those ads will do about as good as piss tests for meth-----yeah whatever

quote:Originally posted by lost-in-ne:

those ads will do about as good as piss tests for meth-----yeah whatever

Well you completely lost me with this post.

The ads althought totally false are effective.

They reach the unexperienced, uneducated, close minded, brain washed members of the so called society we live in.

Due to the vast numbers of these moronic followers the games of bureaucratic bullshit

continue to thrive.

The tweekers/stoners because of the sterotype placed upon them by this society are considered to be a diseased

infestation to be rid of, therefore stopping the spread of this plague. LMAO this will never happen.

Piss tests--Want to make your PO frown, drop a dirty one or two and see what happens--Trust swim it is not good.

Buy some automatic rifles and a gas mask, 300 pounds of explosive ( or make your own if you are into the DIY scene ) and wire the entire neighboor hood up.

make your own nerve gas and various other little toys and things.

get a hold of a nice rocket launcher courtesy of the black market, a stinger is okay, but the LAW will pack a bigger punch . 6 rockets should do it, ( or 6 law's as they are disposable ) 3 for the helo's and 3 for the swat vans as they rock up outside and think they are dealing with some idiot maniac who has a shot gun, give them one fucking hell of a suprise.

Reminds me of the time someone held up a bank, with a full armour vest leggins helmet and arm guards.......and an ak47.

Cops couldnt touch him, bullets just bounced off..he killed about ten officers or somthing.

Then the swat turned up with there 5.56 FMJ m16's and shit, blew him away, but he didnt have a rocket launcher and nerve gas. + pre wired the entire city block for 3 mile radius with high explosives with the exception of a safe zone that you go to before you punch the button.

It'd be a better way to go then pissin your life away infront of the telly.

that I know.

Work > TV > FUCK > SLEEP > DEATH

screw this im getting stoned.

so much for giving up the weed, I realised, why the fuck should I, some people reckon you think a little slower, well FUCK.

still makes me ten times quicker then half the fucking police force.

Bfore I run off down the road...

Flight 811...

Boeing installed ******ds opening cargo doors on there planes, to maximise proffits.



Fucked up the design, 8 people died, sorry , 9, 8 people fell 4 minutes to there deaths from 25,000 feet 1 got sucked throught the engine..

Boeing denied it was design, bullshit

Took 2 years for the campbell family to get into the boein wankers, they had 18 months to fix the problem because of the money it would take to fix this shit up...

Then the campbells got into them again, and the authoroties gave 30 days to do it,

Like the airline lawer said, who was on the flight itself, they do this because it costs money to fix the planes, to take them out of serverice...when they find these faults...

aparently when they find electrical faults on these 10-20 year old aircarft they say not to touch anything and dont fix it, because the fucking wires are so brittle you will fuck even more shit up...

What they are doing he said, is gambling with peoples lives every time, lives vs profit, hahaha.. I love this planet, gets better every day.

"my bottom line uber alles!"

Oh reason why they took it down from 18 months to 30 days,

one of the outter cargo hatches opend automatically on the runway before take off..

Good shit.

Feel sorry for the campbell family and everyone else..

Been multiple accidents on airways.

Not all of em linked to money of course, only say..

90 %..

swim can go with name calling, cause we all know drugs are bad in one form or another, but what a person chooses to do should be an indavigual choice.yes some ppl tweak , and then outhers tweak out, sometimes badly.

what swim dont like is people in white suits removeing every day used products, all bought in any store mostly world wide.

in america, most these bought products are used everyday by people like us who work jobs with these products , usen them with no protection of any kind, ask any mason bout muratic, swims used iodine for 40 years, mostly on redbugs. matches for the cigs, cold pills for the nasel decongestant,, works nice at work for breathin, actone by any painter, car painters use naptha, and worse shit than that ( body work sucks for safety) in the usa that is. all these things used everyday by green collar workers without a white suit... swim thinks any people that think a lab would blow up is either crazy or smart due to people out there not knowing or thinkin and flames, cigs, sparks catch actone, nappy, of fire, quick to burn for a scared lab rat with no knowledge...

if anything hurts , its the lamerz out there with no common sence, trying something that takes a bit of precaution, planning, and patience. and fuckin it up good by causen a fire n running from it.

but swim thinks if ya do a batch a month for personal,,, and got brains to know what ur doing, it is no different than mixxin paint, or washin brick work, or doctoring urself or ur kid with cold pills or iodine.or painting a room or a car... money hungry greed is what kills most cooks, swim seen his buddys go down in the old home town,, far from swim. by tweakin, cookin, tweakin , cookin, non stop n get nowhere.

once swim closes his doors, swim exspects to not be bothered after bustin ass all day, and slowly cleaning things up for a crop of corn to eat this winter, same as medicin, or tobacco, anything , but some will wonder how bad is what joe smo is doing, is it mustard gas, a bomb, so we will allways have a loss of privacy due to society and the safety of the ppl, also a right to be protected from danger forseen... but saying by makin meth u will blow up, or blow up ur ppl on the block is dead wrong,,, all prosses of meth making is a controlled act, like painting a room, planned and proper items to do such work safely should not be a reason to jail ppl. as long as it appears safe to police, acetone used in paints is just as dangerous as used in cleaning anything, proper percautions are needed. things in sepperate places, fluids in garage, meds in bathroom (locked for safety), lye in under sink (locked again from kids). all belonging where it should be and safe should be no more illegal than painting, masonary work, boo boo meds, uncloggin a sink. another way for the states and goverment to make money on the backs of green collar workers tired of payin for swims beer for swims weekends..

well deserved at that anymore, only to be taken from us all on the word of a nark, pissed off friend, even by accident ppl get popped. dont take it for granted, its dangerous to do anything ya read that involves modifieing a store bought product.



leave shit in bought form till ready, store in proper places, watch fire hazzards, swims thoughts are the quick, hot cooks as less time less worry. 3 1/2 to 6 hrs is plenty in swims world. swim dont do more than 10 to 20 g's at a time, less material to get and less time gettin the cleaning right, less everything, but swim likes personal for the month, 5 to 10 g's is plenty per month to 2 months between risky time of 4 hr cooks and 2 to 3 gassin properly,, fume hoods, wish ppl knew how to make n use a fume hood,,,,, so much safer for the green collar. protect urself at all costs, some things need precautions and should be heeded very strictly.

swims lucky compared to most swim guess's, swim never had a fire or real problems, swims been burned by hydrcloric gas and uses a fume hood with great draw in dreams anymore,,, takes no chances, swim learned by seeing a dream or two, then reading a hell of alot, n leared theres more to it, and learned dreaming of nanos to get by, close to free compared to street price and swims knows what swims got. same as growing corn for winter,, to get by.

bee safe as rnx is moven to sunny places and will be off a while, read n learn long before u get good... member cooks dont sell. they cook, grow , build, survive like human has for thousands of years.

peace ppl.

rnx57

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