what's your favorite chemistry related joke?

The place to the left of your post where it says where you are from. hahahahahahaha

Good luck.

I always liked the magic 2 liter coke bottles...

I'd have to agree with red....Lordmighty was the funniest chemistry joke ever! ahahahahhahaha

I dont know if this is considered chem. Maybe you can figure out an application:

Q: How do you ease someone who is too tense?

A: 1/5

(My cornball Calc teacher enlightened me with that)

quote:Originally posted by 0.S. Sparkel:

I dont know if this is considered chem. Maybe you can figure out an application:

Q: How do you ease someone who is too tense?

A: 1/5

(My cornball Calc teacher enlightened me with that)

2/10, 1/5....i get it. that's more of a math joke.

and yes, lordmighty was amusing, even though he had the potential to cause great harm.

I'm not sure if this is "chemistry", per se, but its pretty fuckin' funny...

Q. What is the favorite sexual position of tweekers?

A. Doggy-style... so they can both look out the window.

Which reminds me of another one:

I'm from Texas, do ya'll know how to fuck your gal rodeo-style?

Get 'er going real good doggy-style, then lean down and tell'er that 'er mamma's a better fuck than she is...and see if you can stay on for 8 seconds!

Which reminds me of one more:

Q. How do you keep your girl from smoking?

A. Use lubrication!

quote:Originally posted by 0.S. Sparkel:

I dont know if this is considered chem. Maybe you can figure out an application:

Q: How do you ease someone who is too tense?

A: 1/5

(My cornball Calc teacher enlightened me with that)



This ones about booze aint it? Too tense? Well a fith of jack will lossen up anyone.

little jimmy was a chemist, little jimmy is no more, for what he thought was H2O was really H2So4

quote:Originally posted by suttleila:

wannabe i believe you and your friend unlike rest of peps here i have heard of many people cutting dope while cooking for example cookin dope and adding b12 which makes for pefect dope that there is no way of tellin it is cut or for example people cuttin dope while cooking using dxm to make trippy dope...it is possible to use almost any other drug combaination yet swim don't have the slightest clue how to go about using viagra yet swim does know how to use dxm tho =) goodluck



heh

swim comming in lords defence its not his fault he thought the 2liter worked because in his mind he had sucess with it just as many of you prolly thought you had sucess with something till the day you learned you have been an ignorant fool then you kept your mouth closed and finally had your dream....lordmighty was fooled into beileveing that his mentor knew alot and was teaching him correctly...its not lords fault and his buddy swim will help him here and there but like swim did he will have to learn and read nothing is given to you for free and if you want your dream to come then you have to put in in the vision in otherwords lord is not dumb nor did lord intenally try to hurt anyone and has asked to be forgiven for his mistakes i think as yall have forgiven me and gave me an extreme amount of patientce and knowledge since... i think yall should do the same for lord and give him another chance...i mean do what you will but remember how hard it was for you and how noone gave you a break............help someone lord is gettin wiser =)

Ok Ok

Q: What do you call someone who hasnt slept in 14 days?

A: A 2-weeker

quote:Originally posted by 0.S. Sparkel:

Ok Ok

Q: What do you call someone who hasnt slept in 14 days?

A: A 2-weeker

ahahahahahahhahah....I like that one

Yeah... 2-weeker... good one

No more jokes?

you want a chemistry joke do you

ok

do a search on any post by poopeen,

suttleila or postman pat

there always good for a laugh

and postman pat sounds like the name for a serial paedophile

two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other.

One said to the other "you look sad, whats wrong?"

The other one said "i lost an electron today'

Concerned, the other one asked "are you sure?"

he replied 'yes, im positive"

ho ho ho!!!

I cant think of any good chem jokes but this is kinda neat http://www.ghettopoly.com/

A biochemist walks into a bar.

He says can I have a pint of adenosinetriphosphate please?

Certainly says the barman, that'll be 80p

Synth

(An understanding of British currency is advised...)



[This message has been edited by Synthorcist (edited 11-12-2003).]

from a engineering prof at my school:

chemistry is all about sex....you got your whores (alkali earths) always looking to give it up...you players (halogens) always lookin to get some...and your prudes (noble gases) who don't do anything unless you really mess them up