Switrd was just wondering what the average age of the Dreamers here in Lab tips is.

Switrd is 28.

I'll delete this mods....if it's inappropriate. Thank you.

swim is 22 been cooking dope for about a year swim is a newbie but has made alotta dope =)

SWIM turned 40 18 days ago. SWIM has never made dope or done dope or seen dope. all the info SWIM gives in this forum comes from a piece of paper he found stuck to his shoe after a walk in the woods.

Wicked_rain , thats what happens when you shit in a meth lab d0rk.

and if that damned bear would stop shitting in them thar woods, things would stop sticking to my shoe

that wasnt very friendly treephrog

Treephrog...

Dear:

[_] Clueless n00b

[_] Lamer

[x] Flamer

[ ] Pervert

[_] Sexist

[_] Spammer

[_] Racist

[x] Dumbass

[_] Waste of Life

[_] Other: __________________

You are being flamed because:

[x] You obviously don´t know anything about the topic at hand.

[ ] You started a pointless thread.

[_] You bumped a pointless thread.

[x] Your post contained nothing but crap.

[_] You can´t spell more than 3 words right.

[_] You failed to do what normal people do...A FREAKIN SEARCH!

[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.

[_] You made a useless assumption.

[_] You posted IN ALL CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.

[x] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.

[_] You say you´re "1337".

[ ] You posted a topic that´s been posted 50 times already.

As punishment, you must:

[_] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you´re doing.

[x] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.

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[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.

[x] Make goatse.cx your home page.

[x] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.



[This message has been edited by LwaysTired (edited 09-02-2003).]

thats fuckin sik holmes

lol treefag your stupidty and flames do nothing to phase me. i know i have forgotten more than you will ever know. i talk the talk and i walk the walk. you just talk. and besides i have never been in a methlab. a meth lab dont make meth.

20.

swim is 20, never made dope yet, going to attempt soon..

done dope, and a lotta of other varieties of dope.....

I have never been around any illegal activities in my life, shit, i dont even know how to SPELL metamfetermine. but im 25

I swear, some of you guys should have been comedians! For punishment, Tired that was harsh! Stabbing yourself in the eye with a pen or jumping in the tub w/a toaster. Can't help from gigglin, but that kind of talk was rough! LOL! Where in the hell do you guys come up w/this shit? Eatin paint chips for 6 months, hilarious!

[This message has been edited by stillbill (edited 09-02-2003).]

43 on the tenth of this month,,it only seemed yesterday i was 30 and last week i was 20,,but it was fun and i ended up with lots of toys

Ltired, your jabs r getting funnier by the day.

swirl wishes that was age of AM and knew half as much, damn youngster is one smart COOKie. lol

but 43 is the age and been dancing with the girl for 26 of em.

LATER !!!! !!!!!!

Swim wishes he was Sutt's age, but knew what

AM knows!

40. Swik has only attempted nice dreams for the last month or so.

Well, since everything is relative, I'll have to think about this one.

In general, I feel 55. I look 33 (that's if I have 20's in my hand). In the 70's, I was 13. Got my '68 coog with a 302 in '80, I was almost 16. 25 or 6 to 4 came out when I hit my 20's(maybe), but 46 and 2 rocked when I was 36, plus or minus 2.

Now, my daughter's not quite 2. Chances are she won't live past 10. The last 6 months, I've aged 20 years and don't even care.

So, that makes me 58, the oldest one here.

Wicked, I knew you weren't a kid, we all knew sutt was.

Kirby, the Aussie, no suprise. Depth and confidence takes time to develop.

Frog is young, maybe a chick (with a dick??), definitely a cracker, probably 20.

Young folks don't get tired, so L can't be young, but an old dude couldn't fling that kind of attitude, so lets call it 32.

Shows how old I am. By the time I hit submit for this post I had already forgotten that you stated your age in the very first post. goddamn whippersnapper!

The rest of you kiddies, fuck you, I'm jealous! You may have a long way to go, but that's the point.

Acidmelt, I am speechless (not quite). All of the pictures in my head, the dialogue spoken to my mind's eye from the scenarios of your clandestine upbringing.........GONE!!!

Wisdom comes with age, but smart is timeless.



That's ok. The Geezer is still my father figure. If I ever find out he's a kid, heads are gonna roll.

You guys is family and family be tight.

Right frog?



[This message has been edited by gottagogo (edited 09-02-2003).]

Wow, some of your ages come as a complete surprise. Acidmelt, you have wisdom beyond your years my friend. Thank you to those that have already responded though there are a few I still wonder about. Tryptamine, Gotta, Luckky, Red... come on guys. We won't make fun. hahahaha

OK....maybe the toaster in the bathtub deal was a little harsh. But ol' frogger busts out with some unecesary shots himself. But I'll apologize anyway, sorry froggy....that was uncalled for. *whispers* You guys don't need to tell of your experience doing anything. Switrd just wondered about the ages. Plus your posts pretty much explain if you got it....or you don't.

So be safe Dreamers, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. And to the new peeps....be patient, it's not gonna happen tomorrow.

*waiting for the rest to fes up, and tell their ages*

[This message has been edited by LwaysTired (edited 09-02-2003).]

Gogo, that was totally rude what you said

about frog. Now stay focused and be serious!

Sure that hurt especially if family!Being

tight and all of that other chin-music.

Btw, I'm 28 and don't be late!! LOL

22, and like Gotta, some say that I have aged rather quickly. Seen some things that "kids" shouldn't have to see, put myself through most of it due to being extremely young and restless.

Lukky D

Lukky D. are you serious? Quite surprised at

22! Through your writings, your demeanor seems so laid back and passive. Always keeping your composure and knowing just what to say if someone tries to rattle your cage!

Thought Lukky D. was about 50 years with a heartbeat of 52 beats per minute... total

control always. You must have a high IQ or

an excellent teacher to know this subject so well. It's a priviledge to know you (cyber-

space) Lukky D.

SWIM is damn suprised at lukkys and AM`s age. SWIM is gonna guess tryp is 25-28 might be shocked again lol

Yea, me too Wicked! How about Gogo being such an old fart! hehehe lol, just kidding

GOgo!

gogo, whats wrong with your daughter??

Hey, I just turned 30 on Saturday. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Belated b-day greetings, please...

Turned 30 on the 30th! That is cool, Cindy.

I turned 28 on the 27th of August. Happy Birthday to Cindy!!!

lol happy birth day cindy!!!!!

From ppl I have met from this site and CH, almost everyone of them has been really suprised at my age. I never really understood it. I have only been in the game for 8 years now. I started studying when i turned 17, and was so interested that my studies completely envolved my life for quite a few years. I have taken 2 study breaks for about 6 months each time, but anyways I am rambling on, I was just saying that I am suprised at everyones suprisedness about my age.

Wicked -- really suprised me there..... I thought you were about my age. interesting. Know that I think of it there are very few ppl that are really in the game that are my age (lukky too), most have been quite a bit older and have a few years on old AM.

Kirby -- another suprise. thought you were a youngster as well.

46method -- you were one that I wasnt sure of. your posts sound very mature and well thought out most of the time, I was guessing around 30 probalyh.

Gotta -- I know your real age but I wont tell!!

Now LWays -- actually I thought you were older than that. another suprise for me.

You all are great assets to the board and you all have your own individual talents and skills to offer. this wouldnt be such an interesting place to hang out if you all werent here. thanks a bunch

Well that means a lot to switrd...ty acid. And coming from all you guys. Switrd's been doing it since he was 15. Been to the bottom and close to the top. But learning how to create, has changed a lot in his life. Switrd's learned quite a bit....and has studied more here than he probably did in school. He's glad that he can contribute a little something every now and again....even if it's just a good laugh. *wiping tear* He loves you guys... hahhahaahhah

Ok, ok. Now who do we have left? Tryptamine, I'm going to guess 27. And uhmmm, Red....where the heck are ya? Neversleepy, and a bunch more I think.

oh shit!! Happy Birthday cindy, still, kirby, and b-lated to rainman!!

*continues to wait*

Hey Kirby--

I don't reveal a lot about our daughter anymore, it's just too hard. A few months ago CH probably saved my life. At the time they had just opened a new forum, support, that was receiving some criticism. It seems that a drug forum shouldn't offer "support" to members, it's hypocritical.

Well, a whole new light was shone on that forum. You see, Gotta's 1 year old daughter got sick (first time in her life), began seizing, went to hospital, diagnosed with rare genetic metabolic disorder, metabolic crisis stabilized, brain damage had already occured, daughter suffers from cerebal palsy, epilepsy, other shit, fed through stomach tube, probably die very young.

That's the shit part.

Good part.

She's still beautiful, happy, a true joy to be with. She's not dead. She could have died then and there, but she didn't. There is still time to know and love her.

When I say that some of these guys from CH are family, it's because I got to know some of them very personally. While she was in the hospital, I had to commute several times a day between my wife and child in the hospital, and home with other kids and real life (it doesn't wait for you to get your shit together).

The support forum was my outlet, my portal to other people. It was what I needed when I needed it.

I was reading some of those threads the other day (I have it on file. I don't think it survived the crash.) and I realized that these are all real people, many of them full of compassion and genuinely concerned for my family's state of distress. Lukky may be a young buck, and yeah, he knows a few things about "the medication", but when you get right down to it, he's just like you and me, a real person, with a real life, and a real history full of experiences. This two dimensional world sometimes hides that truth.

If there was ever a group of motherfuckers I would want to meet up with and group I would want to be associated with,

It would be all of you......even sutt and sleepy.

Happy birthday cindyloowho.



Thanks again, lukky, for your words in my time of need. You're a good man.

The lover of all foolishness is going to be 31 on John Lennon's birthday...it is my fucken birthday too, ya.

gotta sorry man about your daughter and everyone thing you prolly been through more than you deserve im sure...i use to ask god why let infants have problems because they are innocent and don't deserve it i mean if suddenly i came down with all that she has then i would know why and understand it. but why her i mean i got an answer it was that god has no control and that if god could stop it then god would.well man im glad she is better now and im glad people on totse helped you through it. btw thanx for sayin you would even wanna chill with me cause most people on here think i suck and wouldn't wanna chill..i mean i just tell people what i think and yah im wrong but that is the learning process everyone makes mistakes and thats part of life. i just try to learn from my mistakes and i love being told when im wrong and the correct way i mean i just got into chemistry about 2 years ago and have learned so much and now i don't know what i would have with out it...its not even the fact of gettin high its cool how stuff is made and how things work and i hate when people take stuff for advantage like breathing i mean that is what got me involved not the drug part...the fact that when people take showers they don't think about how hard it would be to make water they just use it and take it for free..i mean i love how stuff works and it makes me feel like im a part of something i want as much knowledge as i can get and i want to teach others the correct way to do things =)..id like to chill with ya 2 bro thanx again

Am I the only one or did you just get an eerie flashback to Ghostbusters? You know, the part where Rick Moranis' character is throwing a party (or any scene where this character has a bunch of dialog) and rambles incessantly.

No, really. Sutt, I am quite sure you are a decent person. I would like to pass something down that I have learned from all of this.

God has a plan. The sin of this world has reached a level of complexity and sheer volume, that random chaos occurs. It may sound oversimplified, but "Shit Happens". Its true. God didn't want it to happen and didn't cause it to happen. God loves us. He is not a punisher.

When shit happens, God grieves with you. The part thatI have learned is that after you wake up from the baseball bat to the head, God is there and He says,

"It has happened, you are devestated. Let Me help you get through this."

Without Him, I would have been dead by now.

I realize this is off topic and I apologize. I will not crash the thread again.

[This message has been edited by gottagogo (edited 09-03-2003).]

theres not much i can say about your girl go go,,words fail me,,,,,its very difficult to find positive words to console a friend when the friends child is ill,,,im sorry or i hope she gets better just seem worthless,,,im not a man of god, i lost that fighting in the army,i find the loyalty of friends to be the salve that heals wounds, may your friends be there for you and your wife, and carry you through this terrible ordeal you must endure, enjoy what time you do have with your girl and remember that love may not heal bodies but it consoles them that we are losing

I'm butting in again to express....well I don't really know what the heck I'm trying to express cause I have no idea what it would be like to go through anything close to that Gotta. But I'd like to say that you're doing a terrific job at all that it is you're doing. Does that make sense? And finally, you can crash my thread when ever you feel like it.

OK. Enough of this real life bullshit, let's get back to the surreal. Man, if it wasn't for the "main topic product", I would have never been able to do all of that back and forth driving. I know the antidrug propaganda machine would have a coronary if this got out, but I don't know what I(we) would have done without stay awake medication. It was a blessing to have.

Speaking of which, Swigotta really outdid himself this time. The pessimist was moping around all day yesterday (or maybe it was the day before) thinking his batch was shit because of the extra water (81mls. on a 52 grammer). The fucker took forever, but newbees take your time. Mark my words, you will be rewarded for your efforts. I (of course) came to the rescue and figured out how to yank that bitch out of the slime.

Have you ever seen the inside of one of those geodes? I heard someone did a dual solvent in a ranch dip jar and that's what it reminded him of when he pulled the jar from the freezer and gave it a good rinse with some dry tone. Growin off the glass like a friggin geode.

Anyway, what I wanted to tell ya is this. You guys did the math,right? I may be old, but I'm not that old. Just wanted to make sure that ya'll weren't worried about me having a heart attack or something lame and average like that. No, when I go out, I'm gonna do it with extreme violence. If I know it's comin, I'm takin some motherfuckers with me.

Make sure you're on the right list.

ole sawdust may very well be the old man of the crowd.from what i saw 40 was the oldest and i got that beat but just cause i`m old don`t mean i don`t like to P A R T Y.

Sorry bout the delay there...Lways...Swirh jus been somewhat busy and hadn't been reading Much as of late... just here and theres..

Anywho...I am 30... but the Swirh is (as close as I can nail him down to...) is about 45...

I can relate to Gotta in the aging dept. and sympathize with him...You got my blessings and prayers man...I have undergone some hard times in the past year...Sometimes life gives you lots of rough ground to cover...Takes strong heart and soul to overcome...and in some instances...exist...

Hope you all the best...Peace

Gotta, sorry about your daughter. Happy B-day, Cindy, and everyone else.

Thanks you guys for humoring me!

Gotta...you're a strong man. I send compassion.

Stillbill...another Virgo! Cool.



[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 09-03-2003).]

36... soon to be 37.

I have been coming to this site for awhile now I don't sign in because of security.I don't like that IP address has been logged deal.Here is the first chance I've had to find out some personal info on you folks.Gosh I fell like I've stumbled upon a group of people who have some felling for each other.The ages are extremely surprising I've almost always been able to tell ones age pretty close by the way they post I missed a couple this time badly.AM's age is damn surprising he's my sons age I can't$%#^&@* believe it hats off to ya man.But ya know I'm still waiting on one guy to fessup to the age thing.Where ya at other moderator.I'm 44 born in the same town as elvis he died on my 18th birthday.I got one more thing to say and then I'll go back into hiding and leave yall alone,I live north of Sutt. couple three hours dude you crack me the $#%% up with your post.Till yall lure me out again bye bye now phoof gone!!!

well i'm 30 and'll be 31 on abe's day which is feb.12 coming up yeah and happy b-day to ya cindy

twenty-eight and nothing to hide.

...25 years, Aries

I want to express my feelings for all my B.R.O.E.S (Brotherhood of Eternal Sleep) espeacially those that truly feel like friends (Wicked,Gotta, Swigotta, etc., etc.) with dynamic,inspirational, words of wisdom and comrardery...but I feel like right now I would churn out a Gotta style rant...LOL.

Happy belated Cindy and everybody.

I'mma a little sad nobody wanted to know my age...I think the exclamation point(!) in my name subconciously suggests "Asshole" to people...but those who have read more or exchange with me know I'm not(that lava-lamp thread had a life span!)...usually, but its hard to not say something to dick-munches like tree-fag, just ask the easy going, always courteous, level headed Wicked_Rain...Sometimes fuckers like tree-fag'll make us go from cool and docile to FUCKING HOSTILE with the qWickedness!

Peace my friends,

Shooter

[This message has been edited by Str8_Shooter! (edited 09-05-2003).]