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 #1 
Old 2003-08-29, 03:49
0.S. Sparkel 0.S. Sparkel is offline
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Default The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

She says she wants to study after class (hubba,hubba)! Do you guys think its too early for me to slip her a Mickey (Rohypnol)?
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Old 2003-08-29, 03:53
em de em aye em de em aye is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

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Old 2003-08-29, 04:01
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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man if you got to slip the wench a mickey to get laid thats sad. SWIM would make some meth and get her high then get laid heh
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Old 2003-08-29, 04:45
tReePHrOg tReePHrOg is offline
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yes I agree with Wickter_rain on that,

your sad, slippin pills to chicks should be to gank ther money from their purses after pursuading her that after studying together you gays may go to a very expensive restuarant, in which case she makes a withdrawal from the bank on the way to your/her house. Man use your head, I wouldnt

slip the hoe a mickey unless she pays for it.
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Old 2003-08-29, 05:34
J. A. Seed J. A. Seed is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

Call me stupid but i think that was a joke. Could be though that i just have a sick sense of humor

and wrong forum for senseless ego posts

[This message has been edited by J. A. Seed (edited 08-29-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-29, 06:10
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

OS Sparkel don't listen to all these nerds that never got to fuck the hottest girls in school, slip that bitch a roofie, smoke a blunt then fuck the living shit out of er till the sun comes up.

Turn that cooter inside out bwoy
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Old 2003-08-29, 06:12
NeverSleepy NeverSleepy is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

Quote:
Originally Posted by NeverSleepy
OS Sparkel don't listen to all these nerds that never got to fuck the hottest girls in school, slip that bitch a roofie, smoke a blunt then fuck the living shit out of er till the sun comes up.

Turn that cooter inside out bwoy
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Old 2003-08-29, 06:15
tReePHrOg tReePHrOg is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

WhAt is A CooTeR?
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Old 2003-08-29, 06:17
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

LOL
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Old 2003-08-29, 07:03
suttleila suttleila is offline
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man never give a hoe any drug for free charge that bitch and all her friends and see how bad you can cut that shit a hoe ain't worth the cookin time if ya get my drift...........and personally i think your gettin set up that hoe is trying to bring you down man gas that hoe off while ya got tha chance 4 real =)
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Old 2003-08-29, 08:07
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

im surprised its a big event for you---havent you done a lot of rooting before---the last thing this woman wishes to see is a man lacking porking ability---read the eyes, her body language,thatl tell you what to do
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Old 2003-08-29, 08:10
kirby kirby is offline
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oh,another thing--surprise her,,dont be all crass and try,,,let it come to you,,,be interested but not eager or pushy
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Old 2003-08-29, 10:09
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NeverSleepy:

OS Sparkel don't listen to all these nerds that never got to fuck the hottest girls in school, slip that bitch a roofie, smoke a blunt then fuck the living shit out of er till the sun comes up.

Turn that cooter inside out bwoy



whats the matter neverhappy... i mean neversleepy, you cant get laid inless the bitch is passed out? i like gettin em all methed up and then gettin laid. yeahhh i like em on full alert status. heh, i can hear you now neverhappy... dammit neversleepy i mean... get ready bitch for two minutes of the best sex you ever had.
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Old 2003-08-29, 15:12
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Sceamin and hollerin all the way! The only

way. Awake and alert!!!

A young maid was once heard to say,

OH Dear! I'm withering away,

The inside of my thighs,

Look like mince-meat pies,

Cause my boyfriend won't shave everyday!
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Old 2003-08-29, 15:54
NeverSleepy NeverSleepy is offline
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Wicked_lame ohh i mean wicked_rain there is a point to all this but since your still a virgin youl never understand.
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Old 2003-08-29, 18:06
smellyneohippy smellyneohippy is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

And the decline continues...
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Old 2003-08-29, 18:49
reallystupidstuff reallystupidstuff is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

morons...
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Old 2003-08-29, 19:15
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this thread sucks.
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Old 2003-08-29, 19:18
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

take her out, back to yours and fuck her...simple as that.

if she don't wanna fuck then you don't get none mate.

don't fucking drug the bird man...that's just fucked up!
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Old 2003-08-29, 20:33
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

quote:Originally posted by NeverSleepy:

Wicked_lame ohh i mean wicked_rain there is a point to all this but since your still a virgin youl never understand.





LOL yea i guess your right NS im a virgin to slippin women drugs so i can get laid. im 40 years old and never had to resort to that yet. you on the other hand are a virgin to reality.
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Old 2003-08-30, 04:01
0.S. Sparkel 0.S. Sparkel is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

Wait, what ph should Swatch ph his shyt if he wants to get HER REALLY HIGH?
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Old 2003-08-30, 04:17
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

morons...

quote:Originally posted by smellyneohippy:

And the decline continues...

quote:Originally posted by weed man:

this thread sucks.

i dont recall any of you 3 posting here before, or contributing anything to this forum. we here that do contribute and are here everyday are simply having a little fun. we arent stick in the mud chem professors. so if you think this forum is declining or this thread sucks or we are all morons then go back to spurious or BLTC or wherever you came from. come back when you have a usefull contribution, synth, method, or extraction technique. if you dont like the posts dont read em simple as that. as long as this forum exists people that do what we do will continue to talk shit and poke fun, insult one another or whatever we choose. if you dont like it or choose to take posts that dont involve you personaly then you are one click away from leaving this forum. you are like a stranger trying to break up a fight between friends, unwanted and unneeded.
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Old 2003-08-30, 04:21
tReePHrOg tReePHrOg is offline
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I would bomb that shit to 3.
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Old 2003-08-30, 04:23
0.S. Sparkel 0.S. Sparkel is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

Amen Brother
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Old 2003-08-30, 04:25
tReePHrOg tReePHrOg is offline
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quote:Originally posted by tReePHrOg:



And skip an acetone recrys- recrystallize



[This message has been edited by tReePHrOg (edited 08-30-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-30, 04:41
kirby kirby is offline
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amen wicked
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Old 2003-08-30, 05:41
NeverSleepy NeverSleepy is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

Reality? wtf is it?

So your fat, bald, 40years old and want to fuck the neiGHBors 17 year old daughter.

Should wicket-rain A) spit game

or B) buy some roofies?
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Old 2003-08-30, 05:55
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Holy crap!! Is this the new sex forum?? *looking around*
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Old 2003-08-30, 06:34
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NeverSleepy:

Reality? wtf is it?

So your fat, bald, 40years old and want to fuck the neiGHBors 17 year old daughter.

Should wicket-rain A) spit game

or B) buy some roofies?

lol you stupid fuck if you had as big a brain as you do a mouth you mighta done some searching thru my posts and checked out the addy to my online photo album where friends asked to see my race and other stuff i have built. had you taken that time you would see im niether fat nor bald. get a life wannabe chemist go back to the hive or wherever you claim to hangout and be the supreme leader. no one here lends one bit of credance to what your dumb ass has to say. you have always been doubted and laffed at here as far back as i can remember. you claim to be well respected at the hive altho i have never seen anything under your name that contributes shit. oh let me guess you use a different name there huh. oh and btw neverhappy if i want any shit out of you ill squeeze your head.



[This message has been edited by Wicked_Rain (edited 08-30-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-30, 08:33
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Rain Man, you got an online photo deal?? Lemme know where....and do you mean race cars and such? I'd like to see 'em. Switrd builds Sprintcars. SORRY EVERYONE I know this is off subject and not appropriate for this forum...*sneaking away* I'LL DELETE IT SOON!
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Old 2003-08-30, 09:10
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

Rain Man, you got an online photo deal?? Lemme know where....and do you mean race cars and such? I'd like to see 'em. Switrd builds Sprintcars. SORRY EVERYONE I know this is off subject and not appropriate for this forum...*sneaking away* I'LL DELETE IT SOON!

the mods have been great about allowing us leeway on straying from the topic for the most part lwaystired and i appreciate that from them as we faster people seem to get sidetracked from time to time well all the time lol here is the addy: http://www.freewebs.com/wicked_rain/

i built everything in the cars section and the alaskan 4x4 section and in the monster truck section i built the blue 1957 gmc called warpath and the orange 1970 gmc called the big orange ratt. i still have over 250 pics to scan and put up and will do it as time allows so book mark it and check back every once in awhile. oh and btw i have a friend that just aquired a alcohol sprint car that he races on the dirt track. i have been helping him as i live and breath alcohol motors. they are my specialty.

[This message has been edited by Wicked_Rain (edited 08-30-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-30, 09:14
suttleila suttleila is offline
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ok girls enuff flirting letz get back to the forum =)
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Old 2003-08-30, 12:24
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hey wicked_rain that's some bad ass shit i've alwayz liked cars my hobbie is antiques like old chevy's trucks stepsides,impalas,fleetmasters,sidepanel's,etc from years 1948-1979 anywayz just thought i'd let u know you guyz sometimes really surprise me to see who you guyz are and what you guyz do anywayz brother keep up the good work peace...
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Old 2003-08-30, 16:06
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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thanks crash. i do love what i do and i have mastered it to a degree. not bad for a guy with 1 brain cell lol
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Old 2003-08-30, 17:06
NeverSleepy NeverSleepy is offline
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Default Re: The hottest chick in my Analytical Chem class asked for my phone number!

Even better, a scrubby ass hillbilly truck drivin lot lizard that waits for nasty meth addicted hookers at truck stops with a pair of $2 shades.

I bet you need a stick to keep all the hot bitches off ya.

Whares your daughter at bwahahahahaaaaaaa

I wonder why a scrubby ol man like yourself even posts in this forum. You wanna "rain" on my parade do ya?
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Old 2003-08-30, 17:29
Wicked_Rain Wicked_Rain is offline
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lmao bitch you aint got no parade. your just a big mouthed young punk who likes to flap his jaws with no evidence to back your claims. everything is: they say this at the hive they say that. well fuck what they say. when they say shit at the hive they back up with evidence and procedures all you say is i did this or i did that and this was the result. when pressed for specifics you become silent like you went outta town suddenly. i think you better get ready for school i think the bell rung. oh thats right its saturday huh guess we are stuck with your punk ass till monday. oh and btw punk my shades are NOT 2 dollar shades ill have you know i paid 5 dollars for them bad chickens. lol dumbass

[This message has been edited by Wicked_Rain (edited 08-30-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-30, 18:50
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RIGHT ON RainMan!! That is some cool shit. Makes them sprint cars seem...well like hotwheels. hahahhaah Those are some cool pics. My 5 yr. old son was sitting here drooling over the monster trucks. Thank you for that. He's already bugging me about putting them on the printer. I need to put an engine like that big block in my 63 SS Nova, then a set of wings and BAM!! I could go anywhere.
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Old 2003-09-20, 06:39
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Hey Wicked,

I made the same observations of neverslipped-it you did. He tried to tell some newb not to listen to my "sound" advice, but it was ok to listen to his bullshit "opinions". When I backed what I said, and cordially invited him to contend his claims...It was like a fuckin' ghosttown...wind whistling...tumbleweed blowin' around and shit!

But anyway, back to the subject of the thread and my "girl" problem:

I just can't seem to score... Its the same 'ol story, I mean do you realize just how freakin hard it is to get laid when you have the curse of being an attractive, young, rather muscular, intellegent yet "dangerous", white male who happens to not only sell, but makes the best shit around, and at a mere 26, is practically a legend in the glamorous, whitetrash meth-community and has such wonderful toys...

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever get laid!

Could one of you, you know, "pimps" like Big-dick-daddy-neversleepy give an unfortunate miscreant such as myself some tips, you know, show me how to "spit some game" and put my mac down on these scandulous-ass connieving hoes! Please hurry, I've got a freakin' rocket in my pocket if you know what I mean bro!

THANKS!

jizzShooter
 
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