Hey, I’ve got a theory about Lord Mighty.

There’s this bible thumper right, I’m talking devout Christian, somewhere in middle America. All of his life he’s had these stringent religious beliefs ground in to him by his parents, fellow church goers, priests, teachers. Probably even been diddled by a priest or two.

Then one day, he looks around him and realizes that the world is living in sin. Drugs and sex are rampant, and the sinners go unpunished. And then he has a revelation: God put him here on this planet to do His work and rid the planet of the evil sinners, fornicators, and drug dealers, and save mankind as we know it.

So he sits down, and carefully crafts a recipe for a bomb. After making the bomb, he rights out the simplest instructions possible, so even a monkey with a developmental disorder can make it. Then, he creates a pseudonym for himself – Lord Mighty, in honour of the Lord Almighty, hallelujah amen praise jesus – and publishes the recipe on the internet as a meth recipe, for the sinners to find and wipe themselves out.

When he’s not online spreading misinformation he’s probably out killing hookers to cleanse them of their sins.

Just a theory…