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here is a fictional story from a drunk man.. i make no claims that
this is how its done.. this is a fictional story.. damn my drunk ass..
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this is a fictional story any damn way..
the first thing i would do is go around buying stuff that i needed.
here is a list of things that i would buy the week before making it
150 80ct. packages of psuedoephedrine pills (60 milligram pills)
5 gallons denatured alcohol
20 gallons distilled water
4 gallons 7% strong iodine tincture
12 gallons hydrogen peroxide
2 gallons muriatic acid
1 lb. red phosphorus
the pills were pretty easy to get, just time consuming, i had to go to
about 15 stores 2 times a day buying 5 packages, cause in this state
you are limited to 5 pakages per visit, and i went during different
shifts so that different people were selling them to me. the denatured
alcohol was easy too, i got it at hardware stores, but i went to 3
different stores for it, and i only got 1 gallon at a time. the water
was very easy, i bought all of it at once, at a grocery store. i had
to go to a feed store to get the iodine tincture, and i could only buy
1 gallon per week there or the cops would start following me home. so
i got a few of my friends to buy that too. the hydrogen peroxide was
very hard to get, i had to buy small amounts at different stores, but
a lot of stores sell it, so it really wasnt that bad. the muriatic
acid came from wal mart, two separate visits though. i had a friend of
mine go to http://www.pyrotek.org/ (they dont sell P anymore) and buy
the phosphorus. he had no criminal record and also wasnt seen with me
very often, but for extra safty on his part i told him to order a book
on homemade fireworks with it.
my girlfriend and i and a few of my friends sat around for about 6
hours poping the pills out of their blister packets. we then sent my
friends away and payed them for helping us. after they left, we ground
the pills up in coffee grinders and put the powder into a five gallon
bucket, we added 2and a half gallons of the alcohol to that and
stirred it with a mud stirring drill bit and an electric drill. after
that we put it in the freezer. i then went out to the shed and put on
latex gloves and a gas mask. i had 4 buckets in there. i put a cup of
muriatic acid into each bucket, i then put a gallon of iodine tincture
in each. after that i put 3 gallons of peroxide into each bucket. i
then went inside. i had 7 wide mouth 1 quart mason jars with bands and
2 lids for each. i used pliers to hold the lids as i used a propane
torch to burn all the coating and glue off of them. when i was done
with that, i wieghed out 20 grams of the phosphorus and put it in one
of the jars. i repeated this for each jar. we then smoked some meth
that i had from before. after that we had sex for the next 4 hours.
then i went out to the shed and put on the latex gloves again. i
poured all the liquid from the buckets through coffee filters and into
other buckets. i squeezed all the liquid out of the filters, what was
left in the filters was elemental iodine, it looked like small peices
of obsidian. i then put the iodine into containers and added a bunch
of water, i closed them and shook them up real good. i then poured it
through more filters. i repeated this a few times util the liquid
coming out of the filters was clear. i took the iodine inside then.
once inside, i turned the black light on and turned the normal light
off, i wieghed out 60 grams of the iodine and put it into dark
light-proof containers. i then put them in the back of the closet, i
also put the mason jars with the phosphorus in there too. by this
time, my girlfriend was asleep, so i smoked more meth and went to
sleep too. she woke up earlier than me and went and cooked breakfast,
she then woke me up and we smoked some more meth, cause it was hard to
wake me up any other way, we then ate. after we cleaned up the dishes
and stuff, we opened the window and put a fan in it facing out, we
took the bucket out of the freezer and syphoned the liquid off(the
waxes and other non-psuedoephedrine ingredients had dropped to the
bottom)we also ran that through coffee filters. we then added another
gallon of alcohol to the bucket with all that other shit and mixed it
up and put it back into the freezer. we then poured about a pint of
the stuff that we had syphoned off into a glass pie plate and put it
in the microwave. we set it for 20 minutes, and watched it, if it
started to boil, we would open the miclowave and let it cool down.
after a while, the fumes changed flavor, it began to smell sweet. i
then turned it off and sent my girlfriend out of the room, i put on a
gas mas and heavy clothes, i also got a wet towel in case i had a
fire. i then started the microwave again and watched it really close,
after all the alcohol boiled off, i took it out and scraped the
psuedoephedrin off the plate and added another pit to it. we repeated
this with all the alcohol/psuedo that we had syphoned out of the
bucket. i then weighed it all, it came to about 450 grams. so i
weighed out 60 grams and put it into one of the mason jars with the
phosphorus(i did this for each jar). i also put 20 grams of water in
each jar, i then closed the jars and shook them up until the
phosphorus and ephedrine had mixed well.
i had a pressure cooker/canner, it would fit 7 mason jars in it. i put
about 2 inches of water in it and put it to my left. i was sitting in
a chair at a little table with the black light on, the black light was
on cause iodine is photosensitive. i had all 7 mason jars on the table
along with the iodine, i would put the lids(2 for each jar) of the
jars on my left knee and quickly pour the iodine into the jar, after
that, i would quickly put the lids on the jar and close it. then id
put it in the pressure cooker as fast as possible, cause the iodine
and phosphorus start reacting fast. after doing that with all the
jars, i put the lid on the cooker and put it on a little hotplate that
i had. i started to increase the heat until the guage was at 15 psi, i
would then keep it there for an hour. after the hour was up, i
increased the heat until the pressure was at 20 psi. i then set an
alarm clock for 6 hours. my girlfriend and i then had sex while
watching the cooker to make sure the pressure didnt go way up. after
the alarm went off, we got our clothes on and took the pressure cooker
off the hotplate. we then went to a few stores to get more stuff, we
needed to get some lye and coleman fuel. we got about 8 cans of lye
from 3 different stores, and 5 gallons of coleman fuel from the same
stores, i would go in then my girlfriend would go in. we went back to
the house and the cooker had cooled down enough to open. we opened it
and took the jars out. the white psudeoephedrine had turned into a
frothy light yellow stuff. i set out 3 buckets in front of me, i put
a strainer on each one with about 30 coffee filters in each strainer.
i then took one jar, opened it and poured it into the strainer. i
filled the jar up with water and poured it into the strainer. i filled
it with water and poured it in another 2 times, this time using a
little stirring rod to scrape all the stuff off the sides of the jar.
i did this with all the jars and ended up with 2 jars in 2 of the
buckets and 3 in the last. we went to a restaurant while it was
straining and ate dinner. when we got home, i put on some latex gloves
and squeezed all the liquid out of the strainers. after that, we put
the balled up filters with phosphorus in them into the jars and put
them all in a box in the shed. after that, we put the buckets into the
corner of the room and went to sleep. we woke up the same way as the
morning before. we took the buckets and put them in front of the chair
that i was in, we put a gallon of coleman fuel in each one. after
that, we slowly poured lye into it until a violent reaction happened,
the water layer would get hot and start to bubble like 7-up or
champaigne. the buckets would do that for another hour or so, so we
just sat there and had sex while we waited(we were like a couple of
rabbits or something....) after about an hour, the fizzing had almost
stopped, so i took a plastic coat hanger and cut the ends off it so it
was like a little hook, i stuck the hooked end in the bucket and gave
it a gentle stir, i then started to fizz again and we went back to
what we were doing. after another hour we did the same thing and
nothing happened, so we poured the coleman layer off into another
bucket(everytime we would pour something into another container we
would run it through a coffee filter). we did this with all 3 buckets.
after that, we combined the water layer of the 3 original buckets into
one bucket and put another gallon of coleman in it and set it in the
corner. with the 3 buckets that had only coleman in them, we added a
gallon of water to each. we then added about 10 drops od muriatic acid
to each. after that, we checked the pH of the water layer. we wanted
the pH to be at about 8.5. wen it was there, we diluted a cup of
muriatic acid with 3 cups of water and added drops on at a time until
the pH was at 7.4 when it was there, i syphoned the water layer off
and put that into another bucket. once we did that, we each took a
small glass of that water and drank it. we then ran a little trough a
coffee filter into a glass cooking pot. we started to boil that until
all the water was gone, after that, we sat ther and smoked a bunch of
it, each time we filled the pot, we would get about an ouce of meth
out of it, if you took the pot and held it up to the light you could
see through it, it just looked like the glass was distorted. our yeild
was about 8 ouces, so we took the buckets with coleman and added
another gallon of water and repeated the process. this time we got
another 4 ouces. we then dumped all of that down the toilet and took
the bucket out of the corner and stirred it up really good, once it
settled, we poured the coleman off and repeated the whole procedure on
it. this time we got 3 ouces and then one ouce.
then we cleaned everything up and got rid of all the waste. we took
the bucket out of the freezer and strained the alcohol off and boiled
the alcohl off like we did before. this time we had 300 grams, we put
that in a container and put it in the closet. we took the extra iodine
and put it in the closet in a light proof container, we put the extra
phosphorus in a container in the closet. we took the extra coleman
fuel and put it in the shed. we took the extra lye and put it under
the sink. we washed all the buckets and put them in the shed. we
washed the pressure cooker and put it in the kitchen... but im sure
you get the idea. when we were all done, you couldnt even tell what we
had done there unless you were to test the pH of the residue off the
walls.
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