how to extract ephedrinehcl at home easily withoout chem lab.

quote:Originally posted by colt45:

how to extract ephedrinehcl at home easily withoout chem lab.

so wheres the tip? or is this a question?

Colt...this a strictly theory but has a good chance of results... Use caution as this in somewhat dangerous. Take two (2) tubesocks (kneehigh kind) and reinforce a hole at the top with a grommet. Make sure it is real tight as it will be a safety issue in the following steps. Put congested epphy in doubled socks and thoroughly wet them down with a mixture of dilute laundry detergent/DH2O (Swirh like the Sparkling Ocean scent). Provide slight agitation for about 5-7 minutes (longer will not hurt but may effect yields).

To dry: Using a lawnmower motor (larger the better). Remove guard and attach a hook for the end of the blade of said mower. Take socks w/ grommet and attach to hook. Use Extreme caution when starting engine!!! Swirh would recommend a larger self starting engine from riding mower with longer pushbutton on remote cable for maximum saftey. After about 20 minutes of high speed rotation (ghetto powered Tooltime centrifuge) said epphy will be CLEAN and DRY. I guaarantee it. It will be the cleanest shit you have ever seen. Lots of luck..

well RH that dont work. SWIM did just as you said step by step including the sparkling ocean scent laundrey detergent. you said the bigger mower the better so i used one of them big brush hog type that you pull behind a farm tractor plus i had the added safty of being in the cab of the tractor when i fired it up. everything seemed to be going pretty good untill the double tube sock with grommet added for saftey came loose and with the force of an artillery shell flew across the road, hit a car on the way and caused a 5 car pileup. ricocheted off car and went thru neighbors house with such force and velocity it sucked everything in the house out thru a hole the size of a tube sock full of epphy. continued on untill it hit a goat killing it instantly. did i not make the grommet correct or perhaps the hook on the blade was the prob? any insight you can give will be greatly appreciated

[This message has been edited by Wicked_Rain (edited 06-23-2003).]

Wicked... If one insists on getting bigger equip than was posted.. then one needs to get bigger/stronger epphy containment devices. Swirh suggested a lawn mower but not a tractor... Not a prob though.. just get an old army duffle bad and loop all handles through an old hay hook welded to bushhog blade. That should suffice for strength. The additional fabric of duffle should speed up the drying process also, so Swirh would suggest cutting centrifuge time to about 8 mins. Hope the neighbors will be ok...The sudden implosive/explosive suction/vacuum is a bitch tho... hate when that happens.. Ummmm, Slim would prob like the goat tho.. if the rigor hasn't set up yet...

quote:Originally posted by Wicked_Rain:

well RH that dont work. SWIM did just as you said step by step including the sparkling ocean scent laundrey detergent. you said the bigger mower the better so i used one of them big brush hog type that you pull behind a farm tractor plus i had the added safty of being in the cab of the tractor when i fired it up. everything seemed to be going pretty good untill the double tube sock with grommet added for saftey came loose and with the force of an artillery shell flew across the road, hit a car on the way and caused a 5 car pileup. ricocheted off car and went thru neighbors house with such force and velocity it sucked everything in the house out thru a hole the size of a tube sock full of epphy. continued on untill it hit a goat killing it instantly. did i not make the grommet correct or perhaps the hook on the blade was the prob? any insight you can give will be greatly appreciated

[This message has been edited by Wicked_Rain (edited 06-23-2003).]

lol. that was my car, ta for spoiling my holiday.



[This message has been edited by Masahed (edited 06-23-2003).]

Holy shit! Thats the funniest shit ive ever heard!

Swiss has experienced "issues" with that particular detergent, makes RXN fluid hard to a/b...the bubbles come out crunchy and taste like shit. Swiss is from D-Town, Texas and we do everything bigger down here. Swiss "swears by" this little known high-volume, low- output, infilltration, dilutted, tittration, revap:

Put all your pills (...and this is the beauty of it 30's 60's 120's they don't even have to have pseudo in them bro! you don't even have to crush the fuckers!)anyway put all your pills in a Colemans sleeping bag turned inside out (this way you don't need no fuckin' grommets my man!) Take your sleeping bags with the goodies contained therein, up to the car wash, and put the selector on {WHITEWALL/ENGINE CLEANER} and spray em at full pressure, starting at the top and working your way down. After 5-6 ww/ec power rinses you're ready for the wax setting 4 wax washes will get all the carnuba wax off your shit (and you will NEVER have crunchy ass shitty tasting bubbles!) Now to dry your shit to lab grade...thats right bro...vacumn filltration at your convenience! Zipper the bags/ pills to the hose, my hose dont really mind and a couple of them LOVE it! Once they get through sucking (no need for p/p)((If you, like, dont know what that is, like oh my god are you fuckin lazy? GODDAMM NEWBS!!! FUUUCCCKKK I FUCKIN TOTALLY CANT STAND YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS, HELLOOOOO...ITS ON CHEM-HEAD DUH! FUCKING SEARCH A FUCKING LITTLE!)) Anyway bro when they finish suckin' BOOYAH! mega-shards Lone-Star State Style! Enjoy!

In short Colt, Nobody can understand the statement/question/? The grammar used is so poor, that it is half question, half lead in(to a synth, etc.).

I don't get it. And obviously nobody here does either.

Please don't take any of their comments serious(No offense if you are smart enough to figure that out- but remember, their are those that aren't that fortunate!)

Just rephrase the question, or whatever. Somebody can help.

Lukky D

SWIM asked in the 1st post to this thread wheres the tip or is this a question and never got a reply and now its a week later and still no reply. SWIM SWIRH and SWISTR8 were just havin some fun. personaly i think it was all funny shit, agreed maybe not the right place but fuck it. you guys need to lighten up some. it sure was better reading than listenin to neverhappy... dammit SWIM means neversleepy and you guys arguing over bullshit that did nothing to answer that guys question either. at least he asked a formed question but SWIM is sure left more confused than b4 he asked. it was also a hell of alot more amusing. does any1 really think anyone would take those posts serious? and if they did take them serious than they sure dont have the knowledge to do anything with the intelligent answers you guys would have given. if you ask SWIM he`d say it looks like we might have been tweakin a little and damn sure havin a good time. SWIM guess that means the backwoods ghetto hillbilly ways can whip up some decent shit huh and without all that arguin over moles and blah blah blah. SWIM is not trying to offend anyone here especially luckky and AM and SWIGOTTA but damn man every thread that one thinks they might glean some info from turns into a debate that SWIM cant even fuckin understand or questions that are halfass answered and then when one seeks clarification is told shit like ...what are you stupid dont you know how to search or... if you have to ask that you dont have no buisness trying to do this. SWIM may not have 6 years of college under his belt and talk all the fancy talk but when hes done doin the deed its the shit that killed elvis and i been doin it a long fuckin time, since before there was even a such thing as an internet. SWIM just seeks to improve his methods and shit from guys that do have the intelligence and can help especially with an ever changin array of pills. but he couldnt even get one single answer to his post not one. so fuck it he will just keep on keepin on same as he did when most here was using training wheels. it really sucks to be talked down to by some dude that has a few years chem college when SWIM is 40 years old and has done up more dope than they ever seen or prolly will see. in fact while every1 was arguin bout moles and rxn`s and DH2O amounts SWIM got fuckin busy and is now at cruising altitude and its all good. i think im not the only one that feels that way as you can tell by str8shooters post here and another elsewhere. SWIMs knowledge base has actually lessened since he`s been trying to expand it here in this forum due to all the stuck up half ass answers insults and confusion. SWIM is sure he will be flamed to high hell and told to go piss up a rope and such and how stupid he is but he dont much care. SWIM likes most of you guys for the most part and he admits and realize theres some damn smart guys here but the holier than thou attitude has to go. whatever happened to the old theory that the only stupid question is the one you dont ask?. goddam this post is 3 miles long, well like SWIM said the shit was good and he`s been wantin to say this a long time now. he just didnt cuz he knew that if he did he would never get an answer to any of his questions when he asked, but now that he realizes that he`s not gonna get an answer anyways cuz the kings of college deem it unworthy of there typing skills and knowledge base. so he figured he would say it and get it done with at least for all the other guys that feel the same way. SWIM really hopes we can all still remain on speaking terms thats not up to him tho. fuck it im out of here for now. ligten up have fun do dope cuz it wont last 4 ever. PEACE

[This message has been edited by Wicked_Rain (edited 06-29-2003).]

I agree with the rain man in a lot of what you said. I think that what pisses people off is the fact the some of these newbs are just plain lazy. I've only what...50 someodd

posts. But, I was here busting my brains reading, and searching long before I ever registered. I am now beginning to understand the lingo, and the methods and what not. The ones that discover the site today, then register and begin asking questions that are answered only a few threads back or even on that same page somewhere...now that is sort of bothersome. I totally agree with that the only dumb question is the one you don't ask...BUT at least try and listen when the answers are given.hahaha I'm about through with my piece and I thank all of the cool people here. I love you guys...*sniff, sniff*

haahahhaha

[This message has been edited by AlwaysTired (edited 06-30-2003).]

Ummmmmm... Swirh is sure that he is missing something (maybe in the form of deleted posts or such?) and gathers from the context that there evidentally was some debate perhaps over this thread.

Swirh hasn't been in the rocking chair (or computer chair) mode for a few days now and hasn't been privy to current up to date posts. He sometimes gets into the zone and with all of day to day activities gets really sidetracked. He did not mean any disrespect towards anyone and tried to make a very poorly phrased (IMHO), incomplete, and initially needless thread as complete to the extent of incomplete needlessness that could theoretically be acheived using given starting precursors...

He was joking and really likes the guys on here... AM, Gotta, Pikk, Lukky, Wicked, Masa to name a few... He hopes that the majority of people would not attempt anything that sounds so absurd but never estimate the power of deformed chromosomes and ingested lead paint chips... He likes the venting and ranting and cutting up... it is all part of it in his eyes... Sorry to anyone that was possibly offended...except the rude bitch in Colorado that wouldn't rent me that car Swirh wanted... If Swirh completely misread this and is way off mark (kinda loopy today) please ignore previous rambling and accept apologies in advance cause sometimes he can be a dick lol (Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery).

Oh yeah... while Swirh is at it... Gotta--Swirh and friend think that you are funny as hell. Swirh friend (while reading a thread you were in) said he wanted to drive over to your house and have at least of two sips of whatever beverage you were drinking that night hehe. Stay real and everyone have a good one...