whats did everyone do ? videos ??

i wish i could have grabbed my camera in time me and a few friends were bouncing a house party and this 17 year old was there who had never drank before so we vowed to get him smashed before the countdown well he drank like 2L in under a hour and we made it stiff lol .. we also rented a 3400 speaker package for this house party so trust me when i say we could hear it 2 1/2 blocks away lots of light effects everything so about half way through little buddy or emu as we will reffer to him from now on runs for the bathroom smashes his head into the wall so me and the other bounce drag him to the bathroom he stands up just before he gets there stumbles and smashes his head into the bowl knocking 2 teeth out and then projectile vomiting in the toilet so we go down stairs announce we have or first one to vomit then short after announce he is still vomiting lol this went on for like 2 hours as we fed him what ever we could think to make him vomit more saying it would help him milk that was warm pepto and milk lemon juice and milk pickle juice you name it

so right when he was about to vomit again he slams the door shut and locks it and proceeds to vomit .. so yeah i have 3 strips of black cats in the car ...

hehe you can imagine what happened next so we slid a strip under the door and light it BANG BANG BANG as like 30 people run away from the sound and smoke at the bathroom door :P

poor kid we found out he had asthma as soon as everythign was billowing in Aluminum oxide smoke and various other stuff so we kicked in the door and dragged him out and into the grage were he proceeded to get drawn on and put into a dress .. at about 4am he was loaded into flat bed and dropped on his parent door step wrapped in a big bow and in a dress with writing all over him



this was just one of the fun storys the other involed a drunk kid a dog shock collar and a snow bank with out clothing



needless to say it was cold and he yelped and each time he did the collar would give him a good jolt and everytime he got jolted he yelped again ... he got shocked liek 40 times over like 3 min finally we pinned him down covered his mouth and took it off

were cruel but it was fun there was more but thouse were the funniest

i also broke 3 toes in the process of take care of a uncopperating drunken minor .. needless to say his face will be tender in the morning now he took a nice upside down trip down the stairs and may have accidentally had his head slammed into various things...

I set off a 10g AP charge. Don't laugh, that's big for me. I did it underground and it made a nice powerful thump.

80 grams is cool under ground about a foot tosses dirt high in the air and rains

Me and a friend made box suits and fought in the street at midnight.

The pyro portion constituted of 1 firecracker.

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I had a house party! Proper fucking rave, music, strobe lights and a proper smoke machine in out brand new conservatory! It was amazing we even got a proper mosh pit going!

My whole family where there as well as about 15 of my closest friends, my little sisters friend, my little brothers two friends and my cousins girlfriend.

Considering a combination of semi chavs and.. normal people and geeks everyone got on very well!

I got my little brother really drunk and I have a black eye where he punched me when we were dancing! I danced with my mum. Pulled my best male friend (never again!) and my best female friend (Who was pulling everyone) And fucked my ex (It took her an hour to sober me up enough to open my eyes after everyone left!)

One of my brothers mates who is 15 pulled one of my female friends who is 18 and went back to her flat with her for some after party fun. Lucky cunt I wish I had been that lucky when I was his age!

Sadly in all the mayhem I didn’t have time to do anything pyro related but the next day extremely hung-over I had some thermite fun.

So yeah its to days afterwards Im still covered in bruises, exhausted and slightly hung-over. I should be at work! It going to take a lot to top that party its definitely the best party iv had and one of the best iv been too! Sadly I was so drunk I forgot to take pictures or videos, I wish I had the smoke in the conservatory and lighting would have made some amazing pictures.

The guy who designed this display is my fucking hero. I almost wish I had been there rather than getting drunk and fucking!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8lq-4UDFHg



Amazing!

I launched 10 tiger tail mortars and 20 flying fish mines. It was beatiful.

I set off a 200g ammonium perchlorate and iron powder fountain. The perch had been a gift from a friend at christmas, so we used it that night. He says that was all he had, though, it was very schmick, so I'm looking for another sauce.

I taped it, just cutting the vid as we speak.

[This message has been edited by FullMetalJacket (edited 01-03-2007).]

I set off a 300g thermite charge that was elevated about a foot off the ground. It was pretty spectacular. We all felt the heat from 10-20 feet away, it was a very large fireball type discharge, and the heat was so intense that it actually ate away a bit of the concrete that it was on.

mmmm 2 pills between me and the wife twas a pleasant night