Here I go, I don't know why I'm writing rap, but whatever.

Pre-script: I'm not racist, this is just sort of a parody of rap.

SKINHEAD FEAT DMX

SKINHEAD:

If you aint white,

I'll pull out my glock in the fight,

Put it in your face, pull the trigger

and light up the goddamn night

I like going around fighting nigga,

It makes me feel bigga,

Sorta like a wigga,

DMX : DAMN!

SKINHEAD: If you aint white you aint right,

And you gonna die in a fight,

I'll leave your ape body in the night,

teeth knocked out in endless flight,

There aint nothing I hate more than a black,

They are like apes, they just lack,

And the last thing they gonna hear is a crack,

Of the bomb exploding in their shack (damn)

I'm gonna come with a knife,

And cut your cock off in the night,

And leave on your old lady's door,

There's a present for the whore



DMX:

Now I hear you fucking honky,

I'll tear down you house,

with you in it fucking a donkey



I'll paint your bedsheets black,

You fucking quack,

And I'll run at your with a tec 9,

And splatter your brains on the roadside

Try to fight me you little cracker,

I'll UPS your balls to you in a napkin



SKINHEAD: Fuck you darkie

*Fight breaks out*



lol



-MD

I hate rap, but the violence soothed the pain.

Interesting idea, but it could do with some refinement and extension.

It's funny, but it has the potential to be a shitload funnier.

Oh yeah, and it reads more like a series of nursery rhymes than actual rap.

Still, it's funny. I like it.

Oh shit Oh shit nigga ah haaatah man that shit was ill fo sure got damn nigga ah haaatah Yeeeea!

MMm mild entertainment.

Should be called Nazi rap, not all Skinheads are racist fucks like Nazis. Skinheads dont rap anyways, what the hell is this, some kind of conspiracy? You want a piece of me? YOU WANNA PIECE OF THE KING?

This rap makes me think of what an Insane Clown Posse song that didn't make the cut would be like...

lol-didnt make an ICP cut--there's punishment

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Isn't "skinhead Rap" an oxymoron?