Fuck I wish christianity was true so I could go to hell. Even with all the fire and gnashing and crap. That would be fucking metal.

Dude, they've probably got the most metal band playing there right now. I can see it- Dimebag and Rhoads on guitar, Cliff Burton on Bass, Bon Scott singing and Satan playing the drums. \m/ \m/

I get first dibs on the cornbread and baked beans

Satan would be one bad ass drunken partying hoolagen.

I bet Hemingway likes party hard down there. I can't wait!

If I believed in either I would choose heaven because hell sounds like it bites the big one.

good advise.

quote:Originally posted by DiRtYlittleFUCKER:

I get first dibs on the cornbread and baked beans



nigga i distribute the milk, i get the corn bread. you can have some. but nah homie. <3 tha k0rnbr3aDs

quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

Fuck I wish christianity was true so I could go to hell. Even with all the fire and gnashing and crap. That would be fucking metal.

Totally dude, Totally.

I'd suggest everyone waits till Ozzy dies, that's gonna be a big ass party

If hell actually exists you're right its probably one pretty kick ass place. Although I'd probably spend my eternity there drinking with Che Guevara and Karl Marx.

No you wouldn't because you can't drink if you lips are constantly being burnt off as with the rest of your skin so that it can be regrown and burnt off again.

quote:Originally posted by yango wango:

No you wouldn't because you can't drink if you lips are constantly being burnt off as with the rest of your skin so that it can be regrown and burnt off again.

That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why would our lips grow back?

That is what I don't get, if satan wants more power than god, then why would he torture people? wouldn't he want to attract them to him?

quote:Originally posted by Graemy:

That is what I don't get, if satan wants more power than god, then why would he torture people? wouldn't he want to attract them to him?

Because if he didn't, how else are you going to scare your children christian?

quote:Originally posted by Fascismo:

Fuck I wish christianity was true so I could go to hell. Even with all the fire and gnashing and crap. That would be fucking metal.

Well, maybe Hell for you would involve Fallout Boy.

quote:Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:

Originally posted by yango wango:

No you wouldn't because you can't drink if you lips are constantly being burnt off as with the rest of your skin so that it can be regrown and burnt off again.

That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why would our lips grow back?

So they can be burnt off again hell is hell for a reason eternal torment, etc.

Why would satan torture people?

If your answer is "because he is evil" then prove that he is evil in the sense that he would pointlessly inflict suffering.

Trapped in purgatory

A lifeless object, alive

Awaiting reprisal

Death will be their acquisition

The sky is turning red

Return to power draws near

Fall into me, the skys crimson tears

Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past

Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of reprisal

Your time slips away

Raining blood

From a lacerated sky

Bleeding its horror

Creating my structure

Now I shall reign in blood!

\m/