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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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#1
 2007-03-06, 04:20
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mustache rider 
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god
if god created man in his own image doe sthat mean god is ugly like me?
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#2
 2007-03-06, 04:22
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Re: god
I bet your mother would disagree vehemently with that statement.

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#3
 2007-03-06, 04:30
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mustache rider 
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Re: god
my mother is not known for her clear vision
"How long will it take for the vision to be fulfilled—the vision concerning the daily sacrifice, the rebellion that causes desolation, and the surrender of the sanctuary and of the host that will be trampled underfoot?" He said to me, "It will take 2,300 evenings and mornings; then the sanctuary will be reconsecrated."
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#4
 2007-03-06, 04:34
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Re: god
*grapples for something kind to say in light of your self-esteem issue*
How about:
Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder?
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#5
 2007-03-06, 04:39
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mustache rider 
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Re: god
so is it your contention that god has a rather skewed and twisted sense of beauty according to indwelling sin?
God went to beauty school
and the teacher said
"You don't need me,
You're God."
And God said,
"Well, you're pretty good
at playing me,
I figured you'd
know what the
problem was."
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#6
 2007-03-06, 04:42
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Re: god
I have no contentions, bub. What I do have is a 103 degree fever from influenza, and a penchant for making people feel better about themselves out of the pure kindness of my heart.
So please don't grill me about anything that requires much thought.
Cute joke, though!
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#7
 2007-03-06, 04:44
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mustache rider 
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Re: god
bless your heart angryfemme
im still curious to hear others responses on this issue
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#8
 2007-03-06, 15:46
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brad davis 
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Re: god
ohkay,i'll quit preachin the new testament.but maybe people should
start reading it themselves,just to be sure
of what it say's.i think people maybe should have better recognition of the bible.
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#9
 2007-03-06, 17:40
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mustache rider 
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Re: god
please serious responses only thank you
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#10
 2007-03-07, 00:00
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Re: god
God made man in his image and likeness, however senxe god is beyond pysicality, your body is not a reflection of him, but only of the dust of the earth.
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#11
 2007-03-07, 15:10
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brad davis 
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Re: god
very correct you are.
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