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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-06, 04:20
mustache rider mustache rider is offline
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if god created man in his own image doe sthat mean god is ugly like me?
 #2 
Old 2007-03-06, 04:22
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Deep South
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I bet your mother would disagree vehemently with that statement.

 #3 
Old 2007-03-06, 04:30
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my mother is not known for her clear vision

"How long will it take for the vision to be fulfilled—the vision concerning the daily sacrifice, the rebellion that causes desolation, and the surrender of the sanctuary and of the host that will be trampled underfoot?" He said to me, "It will take 2,300 evenings and mornings; then the sanctuary will be reconsecrated."
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Old 2007-03-06, 04:34
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Deep South
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*grapples for something kind to say in light of your self-esteem issue*

How about:

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder?
 #5 
Old 2007-03-06, 04:39
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so is it your contention that god has a rather skewed and twisted sense of beauty according to indwelling sin?

God went to beauty school

and the teacher said

"You don't need me,

You're God."

And God said,

"Well, you're pretty good

at playing me,

I figured you'd

know what the

problem was."
 #6 
Old 2007-03-06, 04:42
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Deep South
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I have no contentions, bub. What I do have is a 103 degree fever from influenza, and a penchant for making people feel better about themselves out of the pure kindness of my heart.

So please don't grill me about anything that requires much thought.

Cute joke, though!
 #7 
Old 2007-03-06, 04:44
mustache rider mustache rider is offline
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bless your heart angryfemme

im still curious to hear others responses on this issue
 #8 
Old 2007-03-06, 15:46
brad davis brad davis is offline
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ohkay,i'll quit preachin the new testament.but maybe people should

start reading it themselves,just to be sure

of what it say's.i think people maybe should have better recognition of the bible.
 #9 
Old 2007-03-06, 17:40
mustache rider mustache rider is offline
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please serious responses only thank you
 #10 
Old 2007-03-07, 00:00
WorBlux WorBlux is offline
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God made man in his image and likeness, however senxe god is beyond pysicality, your body is not a reflection of him, but only of the dust of the earth.
 #11 
Old 2007-03-07, 15:10
brad davis brad davis is offline
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very correct you are.
 
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