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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-05, 22:42
random_jew random_jew is offline
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Default I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

I conjure up the same person.

Edit: Meant to say Moses .

[This message has been edited by random_jew (edited 03-07-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-05, 22:44
shun siney shun siney is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

I conjure up the same person.

heh, I always get an image of old women having sex with fat people whenever I think of religion.

it helps keep me away from it.
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Old 2007-03-05, 22:44
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

I laughed because your username is random_jew and Jesus and Moses were both random jews.

That's how retarded my train of thought is.
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Old 2007-03-05, 22:47
random_jew random_jew is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

^My train of thought is so retarded that i decided called myself Jewish when i actually wasn't.

Fuck me.
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Old 2007-03-06, 08:00
Delysid Delysid is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

Just know that Moses had a staff and you'll be alright.
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Old 2007-03-06, 08:04
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

quote:Originally posted by Delysid:

Just know that Moses had a staff and you'll be alright.

You just made me picture Jafar from Aladdin.
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Old 2007-03-06, 10:35
Source Source is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

You just made me picture Jafar from Aladdin.

LMFAO! He just needs a parrot now.
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Old 2007-03-06, 10:38
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

quote:Originally posted by Source:

LMFAO! He just needs a parrot now.

Or Gilbert Gottfried.
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Old 2007-03-06, 13:05
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

quote:Originally posted by random_jew:

I conjure up the same person.

Jesus and Moses look differant....

... It's Moses and Abraham that look the same to me
 #10 
Old 2007-03-06, 20:36
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

Jesus smoked a lot more weed and was a LOT younger.
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Old 2007-03-06, 22:32
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Jesus smoked a lot more weed and was a LOT younger.

He wasn't rollin' around Egyptland with bitches and hos, either.
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Old 2007-03-07, 00:41
shill shill is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1792/jesusandmosesmw6.png
 #13 
Old 2007-03-07, 22:29
random_jew random_jew is offline
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Default Re: I don't know about you but whenever I try to imagine Jesus or Mosses.....

The only thing that i know for a fact was true was that both were fakes cuz religion is bs .
 
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