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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add crazed_hamster to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-13, 23:13
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I had a revelation the other night. I was quietly minding my own business, chilling on a Kosovar street around midnight when a bunch of thugs jump out of their SUVs and pump bullets into a little group of passerbys. I walk over after the thugs leave and there's about five or six people dead, all dead on the ground and stuff. So after the ambulances and the cops and all, I continue my little stroll, and I'm thinking and suddenly WHACK! I realize that God does exist. He's just a sick motherfucker who wants to hurt us extremely muchly. Isn't it obvious? He creates the so-called coincidences that hurt us and somewhere in the fucking Heavenly City, he laughs as he watches or pain. I worship that fucker.
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  #2   Add Lord. Better Than You to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-13, 23:28
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I'm going to take this literally.

There is negativity, and it is very possible that the reason for this is some sort of deitey or being. But I don't think God as the "ultimate" would be comprehendable in such a manner.
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Old 2007-02-14, 03:57
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if your veiw on god is reality, it would explain the creation of this website...
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  #4   Add socratic to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-14, 08:46
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You are suffering from shock.

Check yourself into a psychiatrist ASAP.
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Old 2007-02-14, 09:49
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That sounds like it really happened. No, No. I believe you...
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  #6   Add RAOVQ to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-14, 10:37
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quote:Originally posted by socratic:

You are suffering from shock.

Check yourself into a psychiatrist ASAP.
you don't need instantly need a psychiatrist every time you see something like that. a simple case of short term shock is not a mental illness that you need to pay someone thousands of dollars to fix.

amazing i know, but people can, and usually do, recover on thier own very nicely.

you try professional help AFTER you have tried dealing with it on your own and with peers.

is this how people in america think?
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Old 2007-02-14, 11:32
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This thread deserves a random songtext.
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Old 2007-02-14, 14:22
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Based on your observations wouldn't just be mire logical to assume there is no supreme being than there is a supreme being that's trying to make you life Hell.
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