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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add GatorWarrior to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-12, 04:42
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http://tinyurl.com/2f2v8e

Seriously gives me goosebumps everytime i watch it
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  #2   Add Daz to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-12, 06:25
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Why?
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:31
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It sure doesn't take much to change your life.
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Old 2007-02-12, 06:35
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jesus is a homosexual
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Old 2007-02-12, 07:37
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That changes your life?!?!

You suck.
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Old 2007-02-12, 07:46
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I doubt it changed his life. He's probably a Christian trying to recruit lost souls from the brimstone bowels of TOTSE.
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  #7   Add Tortoisey to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-12, 11:37
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That's the worst video ive ever seen.
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  #8   Add Kooper0 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-12, 11:56
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All it does is make some absurd claims (without any reasoning) mixed in with some fancy metaphorical wording.

"You can't live without him", pure arrogance.

This is just general theological stupidity.
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Old 2007-02-12, 12:51
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jesus did 9/11
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Old 2007-02-12, 12:57
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quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

jesus did 9/11
Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag!
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Old 2007-02-12, 13:17
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Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag!
Schrödinger will be angry.
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Old 2007-02-12, 16:35
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Review about the video posted on the website:

if this doesn't light your fire, then your wood is wet. John Wilson, Midland, TX

To Mr. Wilson in Midland, Texas:

If my wood is wet, then your crumbling, dry kindling was too easily set ablaze by the first spark that happened to catch the wind and land in your pile.

You should take more precautions in the future to protect your pile from stray sparks that might ignite it without any fuel or friction involved.

Let education be the fuel and an understanding of the natural world be the friction. I'd like my fire to be set methodically and with a bit of cajoling on my part. Wildfires tend to catch sporadically, burn furiously, and tend to get out of control unless carefully managed.

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Old 2007-02-12, 21:45
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Gotta love those god bumps.
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Old 2007-02-12, 21:52
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I most definately DO NOT know him.
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Old 2007-02-12, 22:08
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There was nothing said in that entire video.
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Old 2007-02-13, 01:27
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quote:Originally posted by firekitty751:

There was nothing said in that entire video.
If you really are a christian... this changes your whole view on things and inspires you to do good.
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Old 2007-02-13, 02:31
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quote:Originally posted by GatorWarrior:

http://tinyurl.com/2f2v8e

Seriously gives me goosebumps everytime i watch it


Dude, how fucking high are you right now?

If you're not, then it's either you're a troll, or it's acid.
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Old 2007-02-13, 02:49
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If you really are a christian... this changes your whole view on things and inspires you to do good.
How does it inspire someone to do good?
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  #19   Add land195 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-13, 02:58
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looked like a power point presentation. acutally combine the 1800's traveling salesmen selling potions and powerpoint, and i'm sure something like this would come out
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  #20   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-13, 03:25
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He's the King of Israel...He's the highest personality in philosophy- He is also NOT WHITE . He was of Semitic descent, I'm sick and tired of all of these caucasion depictions of the Prophet Jesus.
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Old 2007-02-13, 03:49
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quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

He's the King of Israel...He's the highest personality in philosophy- He is also NOT WHITE . He was of Semitic descent, I'm sick and tired of all of these caucasion depictions of the Prophet Jesus.
I realize he wasnt white

It was a black guy who said this a while ago..

The video company just made it like that...

And most pictures of jesus he is white.
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  #22   Add Rust to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-13, 04:20
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He is very repetitious.
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Old 2007-02-13, 06:26
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Oh man if only I could find my digital camera, I had a gang of pics of me and JC at disney.
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Old 2007-02-13, 08:45
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quote:Originally posted by GatorWarrior:

If you really are a christian... this changes your whole view on things and inspires you to do good.


Haha, I used to be a Christian, but how does three minutes of describing Jesus make you want to go out and do good?
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  #25   Add Source to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-13, 10:00
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Bel-Air would have gone a long way, on the end of that video...
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Old 2007-02-14, 00:11
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It's good, tells me what to think and feel over a nice bit of music.
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Old 2007-02-14, 04:24
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by GatorWarrior:

If you really are a christian... this changes your whole view on things and inspires you to do good.
Oh, well then... good thing I'm not a Christian.
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Old 2007-02-16, 03:19
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quote:Originally posted by Rust:

He is very repetitious.
lol.

That movie sucked. I guess this is what you should expect to see when sensationalism and a chapter or two out of the Bible collide.
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Old 2007-02-16, 04:02
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LOL! Nothing more to say but, blind repitition and the creation of good through a person that is perfect. makes a good story. Doesn't agree with reality.

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Old 2007-02-16, 05:39
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LOL! Nothing more to say but, blind repitition and the creation of good through a person that is perfect. makes a good story. Doesn't agree with reality.

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Christianity isnt the creation of perfection f oneself by following the Archetype, but rather the process of becoming such.

Christianity itself says that becoming perfect as Jesus is impossible. Think before you post.
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Old 2007-02-16, 06:01
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That changed your life? You seriously suck ass.
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Old 2007-02-17, 08:23
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The one that got me the most was;

"He supplies strength for the weak"

Exactly.
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Old 2007-02-22, 19:56
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Notice how Jesus is Caucasian.
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  #34   Add jorgethehippie to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-23, 00:35
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that was the stupidest shit i ever saw the asshole like struggles to think through half of it....

do ya know him, yeah i do he was some crazy bastard that TOLD every1 he was the son of god, and happened to be a good liar, and the 12 disciples were his freinds that were eating the same mushrooms that they found on dog shit...

your an ass tard
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Old 2007-02-25, 19:16
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that was the stupidest shit i ever saw the asshole like struggles to think through half of it....

do ya know him, yeah i do he was some crazy bastard that TOLD every1 he was the son of god, and happened to be a good liar, and the 12 disciples were his freinds that were eating the same mushrooms that they found on dog shit...

your an ass tard
And you say we are the one spewing out hatred and bull shit.*rolls eyes*
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Old 2007-02-26, 14:03
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actually i never said that, so check urself before u put words into someones mouth
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Old 2007-02-26, 14:05
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ass tard
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Old 2007-02-26, 22:26
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I was refering to "your kind"
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Old 2007-02-27, 05:43
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quote:Originally posted by GatorWarrior:

http://tinyurl.com/2f2v8e

Seriously gives me goosebumps everytime i watch it
if you like that you'll love the dictionary...
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Old 2007-02-27, 21:11
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It by no means changed my life, but it was really a beautiful presentation, regardless of your opinions on Jesus. I thought it was inspiring - now where's that bottle of Percocet again?

Love,

73c.v
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Old 2007-02-28, 01:29
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and praytell what is my kind
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