In this thread we discuss all the good things Jesus did

Well, he legalized bacon.

shouldn't this be in half baked?

[Hardly There]

There was that one thing he tried to do.. You know.. save our souls..

I was told to bump this but instead i will do that and direct your attention to THIS!

http:../bbs/forum30/html/030369.html

He died for us

thank fuckily (Y)

[AngryFemme]

He built my hotrod.

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[Hare_Geist]

quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:

He built my hotrod.

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quote:Originally posted by Hill Troll:

Well, he legalized bacon.

[boozehound420]

he raped sheep in the poo hole

[AngryFemme]

+50 points to Hare_Geist for recognizing the Ministry reference!

[ArmsMerchant]

My goodness, this thread has devolved, thanks to some of the above fucking morons.

To take the topic as seriously as it deserves--there is zero historical evidence of what he actually did. Modern biblical scholars think the "cast the first stone" incident never happened, due to textual inconsistencies.

Other scholars think that he didn't die on the cross, as one of the gospels strongly suggests--that is, when you reda it in the original Greek.

"legalized bacon"? Tommyrot. He was an observant Jew all his life, and I hardly think he would have violated any of the dietary restrictions.

[AngryFemme]

Oh Hell Fury, Arms. Where's your sense of humor?

Edit:It's a love affair. Mainly Jesus - and my hotrod.

[This message has been edited by AngryFemme (edited 02-14-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

"legalized bacon"? Tommyrot. He was an observant Jew all his life, and I hardly think he would have violated any of the dietary restrictions.

I thought it was a funny joke.

The jury is still out on this question, in my opinion. Are we talking about the biblical Jesus or the historical Jesus?