Best Abrahamic Religion?

This is between Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

Think about it hard and have evidence to support your choice.

And I don't need any blah blah all organized religion sucks people in this thread. I'm asking which is the best of the 3, nothing more.

[This message has been edited by ThePrince (edited 02-08-2007).]

Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.

From one angle, the light looks blue.

From another angle, the light looks red.

From another angle, the light looks green.

But the light itself is white.

The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.

Bahá'í isn't bad.

Christianity, because they aren't suicide bombers, or greedy pigs with an over-dependence on U.S. support



And about what fullcircle said, that is EXACTLY what i realized recently. Everything is distorted with religion. That's why they all suck, but Christianity would have to be my choice, only because Jews and Muslims are ghey.

[This message has been edited by Shizno (edited 02-08-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Shizno:

Christianity, because they aren't suicide bombers, or greedy pigs with an over-dependence on U.S. support

Because they are the government

quote:Originally posted by adamatomic41:

Bahá'í isn't bad.

True that.

[Hare_Geist]

The 'Tanakh' is a greater read than the 'Koran' or 'New Testament', in my opinion, therefore Judaism gets my vote.

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.

From one angle, the light looks blue.

From another angle, the light looks red.

From another angle, the light looks green.

But the light itself is white.

The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.

STFU. Religion is a bunch of man made bullshit.

quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:

STFU. Religion is a bunch of man made bullshit.

Please, no more overpowering intellectual arguments.

[yango wango]

quote:Originally posted by adamatomic41:

Bahá'í isn't bad.

I agree.

I prefer the Cathar.

Actually, I'm a godless heathen.

Christianity, it's not horribly strict like Islam and Judaism. it's actually a lot of fun.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.

From one angle, the light looks blue.

From another angle, the light looks red.

From another angle, the light looks green.

But the light itself is white.

The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.

*Ponders*

*Comes to the conclusion that *makes fart sound**

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Please, no more overpowering intellectual arguments.

You optimize the reason I hate humans. You’re just another one of those counterfeit intellectual wannabe types who thinks he has it figured out.

[Hare_Geist]

quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:

Christianity, it's not horribly strict like Islam and Judaism. it's actually a lot of fun.

Unless it's Fundamentalism. And yeah, all that "you're born a sinner and you're going to die a sinner and God is going to send you to a place where you'll burn in suffering for ever and ever and ever unless you love him and be his slave until death" sure does sound like a hell of a lot of fun!

quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:

You optimize the reason I hate humans.

Jesus Christ, could your insults be more nerdish...

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



Jesus Christ, could your insults be more nerdish?

Edit: no, fucking seriously.

Actually, CrossEyedMary isnt smart at all, and you have to be smart to be considered "nerdy", right?



I remember when he was still a troll...He hasn't changed much

quote:Originally posted by Shizno:

I remember when he was still a troll...He hasn't changed much

His insults are too personal to be a troll, he's the real deal.

Which is kind of depressing, for him.

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:



His insults are too personal to be a troll, he's the real deal.

Which is kind of depressing, for him.

I'm the best of the best. I could deceive your Mother into thinking I was your Father if I wanted to.

Cheap entertainment is fun.

[PirateJoe]

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN...

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.....

quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:

I'm the best of the best. I could deceive your Mother into thinking I was your Father if I wanted to.

Cheap entertainment is fun.

Some people can get away with the kind of blind arrogance you pretend to have, i.e. Snoopy.

You however utterly fail to pull it off.

Aaah, the classic "I'm not really that big of a retard, I was just trolling you" excuse.

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Some people can get away with the kind of blind arrogance you pretend to have, i.e. Snoopy.

You however utterly fail to pull it off.

You remind me of one of those attention-starved brats in the front row with your hand raised high just begging for my attention.

LOL.. Keep it coming.

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by Shizno:

Actually, CrossEyedMary isnt smart at all, and you have to be smart to be considered "nerdy", right?



I remember when he was still a troll...He hasn't changed much

I'm brilliant.

quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:

You remind me of one of those attention-starved brats in the front row with your hand raised high just begging for my attention.

LOL.. Keep it coming.

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Now that I've started talking shit back to you, have you got ANYTHING to say that isn't a generic comment unrelated to anything I've said myself?

When you're able to quote yourself in a flame war, you know you're arguing with a god damn idiot. Good work.

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

When you're able to quote yourself in a flame war, you know you're arguing with a god damn idiot. Good work.

Lawlz.... You're priceless.

[CrossEyedMary]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Some people can get away with the kind of blind arrogance you pretend to have, i.e. Snoopy.

You however utterly fail to pull it off.

[yango wango]

quote:Originally posted by CrossEyedMary:

STFU. Religion is a bunch of man made bullshit.

CrossEyedMary these are the words you are fighting for. Quoted.

[Metaphysicist]

I would have swore I moved this already.

Oh well...

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

Imagine a lantern made out of different pieces of colored glass.

From one angle, the light looks blue.

From another angle, the light looks red.

From another angle, the light looks green.

But the light itself is white.

The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.

Haha, they're all wrong.

[jb_mcbean]

quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN...

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN.....

*Trumpets*

DADADADUUH DADADADADUUH DADADADUUH DADADADADUUH!!!

Europe for the win.

quote:Originally posted by Shizno:

Christianity, because they aren't suicide bombers,

Sure, there's only evangelical abortion clinic bombers. There are 'terrorists' in almost every faith.

I say Judaism. Unlike the other Abrahamic religions, they leave others well enough alone. They don't have that overpowering need to convert that seems to infect Christianity and Islam.

And CrossEyedMary is a dumdum.

quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:

Christianity, it's not horribly strict like Islam and Judaism. it's actually a lot of fun.

Good point

[Viraljimmy]

quote:Originally posted by fullcircle:

The different world religions are all saying the same thing. They just use different words.

You want to tell us what it is they are all really trying to say?

[FunkyZombie]

quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

You want to tell us what it is they are all really trying to say?

Give us your money and do what we say.

I like Frisbitarians. They think that when you die your soul floats to the top of your house and gets stuck up there until someone's dad gets rid of it in the spring.

[boozehound420]

Abrahamic Religion's......There all retarded. The best religions in the world are ones that are completly seperate.

I'd say Islam. The Koran-Only kind. The rules are downright practical.

[AngryFemme]

quote:Originally posted by specus_meretricis:

I like Frisbitarians. They think that when you die your soul floats to the top of your house and gets stuck up there until someone's dad gets rid of it in the spring.

Bwahaha!!

George Carlin FTW