New Discordian Ritual

[Rizzo in a box]

Smoke a bunch of weed

Jerk off to an image of eris

say, "praise eris" while orgasming

MIND FUCK

HAND FUCK

hahaha

I'm completely serious, try it. my base for an image was eris in billy and mandy. ahahaha

I had this whole like, metaphorical imagery that I realized. I had a fantasy of 69ing her, because that makes like an infinite loop or something?

man I don't know but it was awesomely funny and goodness-feeling.

[I_Like_Traffic_Lights]

I deny your authority to create ritual.

Show me your pope card!

That's it Rizzo, you're excommunicated! The Eris in Billy and Mandy has too big of a head and it offends my Anglo-Saxon sensibilities.

Pope Card bitch! --> http://tinyurl.com/25udbj

[atomsphere]

I deexcommunicate rizzo in a box (http://homepage.mac.com/leeb83/media/pope_card.jpg)so there... btw I'm wrighting a discordian book "Tractatus Illogico Philosophuckit- my discourse on discord" and I'd like to see some contributions from the Totse community.

[Rizzo in a box]

You can't abolish absurdity, because by accepting that absurdity can be dealth with, you admit it exists, and thus, is not absurd! For how can it be that which you say not to exist, to exist?!

Btw, I'd LOVE to work on a discordian book with you.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 02-06-2007).]

[atomsphere]

rizzo: contact info?

[Rizzo in a box]

quote:Originally posted by atomsphere:

rizzo: contact info?

rizzoxrepulsive_40gmail.com

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