About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Society > My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1   Add crackhead to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:23
crackhead crackhead is offline
Regular
 
America
Default

Explain the bumble bee.
Reply With Quote
  #2   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:27
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

I'm not doing your homework for you.

Damn, lazy theists.
Reply With Quote
  #3   Add AngryFemme to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:27
AngryFemme AngryFemme is offline
Moderator
 
Deep South Send a message via MSN to AngryFemme Send a message via Yahoo to AngryFemme
Default

I think what you're striving for here is the argument of complexity, and if so -

I warn you: It crumbles, every time.

Reply With Quote
  #4   Add bung to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:32
bung bung is offline
Regular
 
Mankato, MN, USA
Default

I dunno about bumble bees, but honey bees communicate through dance. It doesn't get much more badass than that.
Reply With Quote
  #5   Add boozehound420 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:37
boozehound420 boozehound420 is offline
Regular
 
Pegasus
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:

I think what you're striving for here is the argument of complexity, and if so -

I warn you: It crumbles, every time.

Reply With Quote
  #6   Add Lamabot to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:39
Lamabot Lamabot is offline
Regular
 
Florida
Default

Simple - The flying spaghetti monster created it with his noodle appendage.
Reply With Quote
  #7   Add Q777 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 22:48
Q777 Q777 is offline
Regular
 
⊕
Default

It evolved from early organisms.
Reply With Quote
  #8   Add flatplat to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 23:19
flatplat flatplat is offline
Regular
 
The little land of Oz
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by bung:

I dunno about bumble bees, but honey bees communicate through dance. It doesn't get much more badass than that.
Actually, have you ever heard of the way Japanese honeybees kill hornets? They all rub together and cook the bastard to death.

Now thats pretty badass.

Reply With Quote
  #9   Add spoonhead to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-02, 23:31
spoonhead spoonhead is offline
Regular
 
Leeds
Default

Flight

According to 20th century folklore, the laws of aerodynamics prove that the bumblebee should be incapable of flight, as it does not have the capacity (in terms of wing size or beat per second) to achieve flight with the degree of wing loading necessary. Not being aware of scientists proving it cannot fly, the bumblebee succeeds. The origin of this myth has been difficult to pin down with any certainty. John McMasters recounted an anecdote about an unnamed Swiss aerodynamicist at a dinner party who performed some rough calculations and concluded, presumably in jest, that according to the equations, bumblebees cannot fly.[3] In later years McMasters has backed away from this origin, suggesting that there could be multiple sources, and that the earliest he has found was a reference in the 1934 French book Le vol des insectes by M. Magnan. Magnan is reported to have written that he and a Mr. Saint-Lague had applied the equations of air resistance to insects and found that their flight was impossible, but that "One shouldn't be surprised that the results of the calculations don't square with reality".[4]

It is believed[citation needed] that the calculations which purported to show that bumblebees cannot fly are based upon a simplified linear treatment of oscillating aerofoils. The method assumes small amplitude oscillations without flow separation. This ignores the effect of dynamic stall, an airflow separation inducing a large vortex above the wing, which briefly produces several times the lift of the aerofoil in regular flight. More sophisticated aerodynamic analysis shows that the bumblebee can fly because its wings encounter dynamic stall in every oscillation cycle.
Reply With Quote
  #10   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 02:49
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
Regular
 
In my Kingdom Cold
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by crackhead:

Explain the bumble bee.
Or explain the delicate balance of life and nature; the humans who risk their lives for strangers; the majesty and grace of wild creatures; the mysterious energy and raw power of outer space. Can one really believe the existanceitself is just random and meaningless?
Reply With Quote
  #11   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 02:58
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

Or explain the delicate balance of life and nature; the humans who risk their lives for strangers; the majesty and grace of wild creatures; the mysterious energy and raw power of outer space. Can one really believe the existanceitself is just random and meaningless?
I've not seen majesty and grace in the wild, only violence. All that meaning is in your head. You're projecting that meaning upon the world. If you weren't there, experiencing those objects, that meaning would no longer be there.
Reply With Quote
  #12   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 03:14
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
Regular
 
In my Kingdom Cold
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

I've not seen majesty and grace in the wild, only violence. All that meaning is in your head. You're projecting that meaning upon the world. If you weren't there, experiencing those objects, that meaning would no longer be there.
Then you just don't appreciate nature whatsoever. And if you think that life itself is meaningless, why not slit your wrists and abandon this meaningless universe?
Reply With Quote
  #13   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 03:36
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

Then you just don't appreciate nature whatsoever. And if you think that life itself is meaningless, why not slit your wrists and abandon this meaningless universe?
I pity you, if life has to have objective meaning... no. I take that back. I pity you, if life has to have any meaning whatsoever in order for you to enjoy it.

And yes, I do appreciate nature. I just don't attribute to it what isn't there. I appreciate it for what it is instead of what it "ought" to be.

[This message has been edited by Hare_Geist (edited 02-03-2007).]
Reply With Quote
  #14   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 04:36
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
Regular
 
In my Kingdom Cold
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

I pity you, if life has to have objective meaning... no. I take that back. I pity you, if life has to have any meaning whatsoever in order for you to enjoy it.

And yes, I do appreciate nature. I just don't attribute to it what isn't there. I appreciate it for what it is instead of what it "ought" to be.

You said you only see violence in nature. How the hell can you say you appreciate it?
Reply With Quote
  #15   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 04:51
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

You said you only see violence in nature. How the hell can you say you appreciate it?
Easily.
Reply With Quote
  #16   Add Delysid to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 04:52
Delysid Delysid is offline
Regular
 
Bonnaroo
Default

It was also proven at one time that helicopter flight was just as imposible and that was man-made.
Reply With Quote
  #17   Add Quebb to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 09:33
Quebb Quebb is offline
Regular
 
Colorado. USA. Send a message via ICQ to Quebb
Default

it bumbles
Reply With Quote
  #18   Add King_Cotton to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 13:40
King_Cotton King_Cotton is offline
Regular
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

I've not seen majesty and grace in the wild, only violence. All that meaning is in your head. You're projecting that meaning upon the world. If you weren't there, experiencing those objects, that meaning would no longer be there.
Flowers and trees are violent?
Reply With Quote
  #19   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 14:51
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:

Flowers and trees are violent?
You've not seen the Venus Fly Trap?
Reply With Quote
  #20   Add King_Cotton to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 17:03
King_Cotton King_Cotton is offline
Regular
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hare_Geist:

You've not seen the Venus Fly Trap?
I have, but aside from a small number of carnivorous plant species the rest are generally peaceful.

Also, the violence is not out of malice but survival. A wolf doesn't kill a deer just to tack a deer head on his wall, he kills the deer to survive. There's a natural order of things that thrives on natural selection and sacrifice.

You are projecting your limited visions of violence upon the world. You see violence, I see beauty and order.
Reply With Quote
  #21   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 17:07
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:

You are projecting your limited visions of violence upon the world. You see violence, I see beauty and order.
1. why can't violence be beautiful?

2. I wouldn't call it ordered, but whatever.

Reply With Quote
  #22   Add AngryFemme to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 18:39
AngryFemme AngryFemme is offline
Moderator
 
Deep South Send a message via MSN to AngryFemme Send a message via Yahoo to AngryFemme
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

if you think that life itself is meaningless, why not slit your wrists and abandon this meaningless universe?


It would be an act of futility, as the *meaningless* universe would not be affected at all by the act of one meaningless human being extinguishing their life. What would the point be? If they already felt the universe was meaningless, the act of dying would hardly lend any meaning to the grand scheme of things.

(Kind of like cutting off your nose just to spite your face)

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok: Can one really believe the existance itself is just random and meaningless?
Sure they can. And they can believe this without feeling jilted that the universe did not come into being just to give human beings a sense of purpose.

Isn't it enough that we stand alone in the universe as Human Beings, "advanced" products of long, unconscious, material processes that equipped us with unique understandings and the potential to be so cursedly self-aware?

That alone should give those who seek a higher purpose all the ammo they need to feel superior, necessary and *special*.



Reply With Quote
  #23   Add Hare_Geist to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 18:47
Hare_Geist Hare_Geist is offline
Moderator
 
Default

I actually wrote a little paper today, because I was bored. I didn't think it was relevant to this thread at the time but now I think it is:

Quote:
quote:Morality is very easy to explicate without the requirement of a God. Through evolution, man acquired the ability to empathize. Along with empathy, another attribute of man is his tendency to dislike pain but like pleasure. Man also tends to retaliate when hurt - i.e. forced to experience something exceedingly displeasing to him. Because of empathy, a man can put himself in the emotional position of another. In this position of another, the man somewhat experiences his pain when he is harmed, and therefore wishes to retaliate on his behalf. Further yet, while in this position, the man can question whether or not he himself would like done to him what he is about to do, or has done, to the other whom he is empathizing. Hence justice, hence the golden rule and hence the useful tool that is morality. Contingent on how you perceive this, it may result in you embracing utilitarianism or ethical egoism as your moral creed.



I am well aware of the common retort to this statement and aspire to disparage it here and now. The retort goes somewhat like this: if you look at a watch, you can quite clearly tell it has a designer for it is so complex in design. The same goes for man and all other natural phenomena, for they are so complex it is impossible that they merely appeared from nowhere. Hence the beautiful, delicate balance required for justice, the golden rule and morality.



If you have mulled over the argument and now comprehend it, I shall like to commence my criticism that shall not only refute the necessity of a God for morality, but for everything. First and foremost, this argument, in every way conceivable, is self-refuting: if the universe is so complex it needs a designer, then God, infinitely more complex than the universe, too needs a designer, and so on and so on ad absurdum. We could simply accept an inexplicably complex designer; but then why not merely accept a less complex universe instead? The reply of the desolate mind is that everything has a beginning, but then what’s God’s beginning? It is true that there are still a lot of controversies about the birth of the universe, one of them being whether or not a birth occurred or if the universe is infinite, but that does not mean we should posit a God of the gaps. Also, there is a plenitude of empirical evidence that the universe formed via slow, gradual changes, as opposed to popping into existence complete. It is much easier to accept this, once one has the realization that the world did not adapt to us, but we adapted to it, that what you currently see around you was formed out of the universe naturally annihilating what did not have what was necessary to adapt to certain changes, as opposed to this all being designed by an even more complex designer. Do not be fooled, too, into thinking there is order in the universe. A glance at the Milky Way shall prove otherwise.



A common response to the previous renunciation of God is that without God the universe is meaningless. This is true. That is why it is foolish to search out there for a purpose. You yourself subjectively create your purpose in life. It can be easily done. Besides, even if a God existed, you cannot know what his purpose for you is until death, or even if he has a purpose for you.



I hope you have all seen via this essay that morality and meaning are still possible in a Godless universe. It is true that they are a little more insubstantial for being in a Godless universe, but that only makes them all the more precious.
Reply With Quote
  #24   Add Lord. Better Than You to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 19:44
Lord. Better Than You Lord. Better Than You is offline
Regular
 
Default

You're a moron.
Reply With Quote
  #25   Add Mellow_Fellow to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 20:33
Mellow_Fellow Mellow_Fellow is offline
Regular
 
A U.K spinning-chair! Send a message via AIM to Mellow_Fellow Send a message via MSN to Mellow_Fellow
Default

wtf...

The bumble bee exists, fact.

God may or may not exist. I believe in something "more" but i'm never sure if it's within myself, or external, either way I belive it's very significant and clearly life is beyond the simple physical in some ways.

If you think some bee proves the existence of the omniscient and all powerful God, then well, you're an idiot. If "God" does exist, then clearly "it" didn't sit down and go "hmm ho, well now i think i'll design a big round thing that buzzes and can sting people lOLZZZ, isn't that cute!"

If you think otherwise, jeez you're deluded, and you're just putting your view of a "powerful" level of human into the mould of the cause of reality. Which is of course very arrogant, and illogical.
Reply With Quote
  #26   Add KikoSanchez to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 21:13
KikoSanchez KikoSanchez is offline
Regular
 
Default

Both arguments from 'perfection' or complexity are so ridiculous. Perfection is flawed simply because 'perfection' is simply not a reachable attribute. Complexity is equally absurd, because 'complexity' is relative. Why is life on earth so utterly flawed? Why are there genetic disorders and species that cannot survive? Sure, there are some complex things in biology/chemistry, but only relative to our brain power and we could easily conceive of more complex things than actually exist as well.
Reply With Quote
  #27   Add firekitty751 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 21:18
firekitty751 firekitty751 is offline
Regular
 
Columbus OH Send a message via AIM to firekitty751
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

Then you just don't appreciate nature whatsoever. And if you think that life itself is meaningless, why not slit your wrists and abandon this meaningless universe?
You're under the assumption that something without meaning is a bad thing.
Reply With Quote
  #28   Add boozehound420 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 22:38
boozehound420 boozehound420 is offline
Regular
 
Pegasus
Default

Creation just pisses me off its so retarded.

God this all knowing all powerfull being managed to fuck up so much.

Why do humans have wisdom teeth that dont fit our fucken mouths. Why do we have a tail bone that is totally useless. Why does the signals of the eye have to bypass so many parts of the brain before its percieved. Why do bats have to climb a fucken tree before it can fly. Why do humans have left over body hair thats not needed? Why do whaleshave hip bones that arent used. Why are there virus and bacteria that could eat and mutate us alive. ETC, ETC, ETC. There fucken millions of these facts.

What it shows is IF there is an all knowing all powerfull god. His creations are smarter then he is.

If there is a god he obviosly doesnt give a shit.



[This message has been edited by boozehound420 (edited 02-03-2007).]
Reply With Quote
  #29   Add King_Cotton to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-03, 23:18
King_Cotton King_Cotton is offline
Regular
 
Default

^Perhaps he created the universe and permitted it to evolve.
Reply With Quote
  #30   Add Rust to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 00:04
Rust Rust is offline
Regular
 
Send a message via MSN to Rust
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by shitty wok:

Can one really believe the existanceitself is just random and meaningless?
Who says these things are meaningless or random? You did.

Reply With Quote
  #31   Add Niceguy to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 00:08
Niceguy Niceguy is offline
Regular
 
bodmin, cornwall, england
Default

I dont belive in god.

The bumble bee was obviously created to give the mother spider (half-blind creater of all) something to snack on.

Humans, of course, were created to evolve and then create the extra-dimentional wormholes required to transport the bum,ble-bees into the realm of webbie-ness

It all fits
Reply With Quote
  #32   Add boozehound420 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 00:09
boozehound420 boozehound420 is offline
Regular
 
Pegasus
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by King_Cotton:

^Perhaps he created the universe and permitted it to evolve.
This is a possibility.

But that is not Christianity at all. Its a philosophical idea.
Reply With Quote
  #33   Add King_Cotton to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 00:22
King_Cotton King_Cotton is offline
Regular
 
Default

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

This is a possibility.

But that is not Christianity at all. Its a philosophical idea.
How so? How is it incompatible with Christianity? There are certain Jesus nuts who will deny that their God would've intended such a thing, but if Genesis is interpreted metaphorically where are the incompatibilities?

The Bible obviously doesn't encompass everything Christians believe. I know many Christians, priests included, who believe in and teach this.
Reply With Quote
  #34   Add boozehound420 to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 00:28
boozehound420 boozehound420 is offline
Regular
 
Pegasus
Default

^ya those are the people who pick and choose which part of the bible to take as literal and which to take as a metaphore.

I Think there just holding on to the companionship of there fellow christians instead of just saying we dont believe.

To me its doesnt make sense to do that though.
Reply With Quote
  #35   Add King_Cotton to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 00:41
King_Cotton King_Cotton is offline
Regular
 
Default

It isn't a random pick and choose, though.

See, when the Bible says something outrageous that would make the Christians look like total nutjobs, of course it's meant to be interpreted metaphorically. If it says something that's halfway decent, it's literal.
Reply With Quote
  #36   Add Surak to your ignore list  
Old 2007-02-04, 07:05
Surak Surak is offline
Regular
 
Mount Selya, Vulcan
Default

You know what really kills me about religious people? They have to look to millenia old fairy tales to appreciate the beauty in the universe, and yet they've got the gall to call atheists pathetic.

So what if there's no grand meaning? If you can't deal with that, then you're the childish little shit... not the rest of us that deal with that logically and get on with our lives.
Reply With Quote
 


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics