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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2007-01-28, 06:28
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Guess my faith, and I'll paypal 10 USD to you.

Sound Good?

Let's begin:

I acknowledge an unspecific deity, who created all that exists, but abandoned the universe upon its successful creation.

I recognize an afterlife, where you shall receive the poetic equivalent of what you did to yourself and others.

I believe in maintaining one's physical health over short-term pleasures, (I.E. No alcohol, drugs, or tobacco).

However, I do believe that medicinal drugs are allowable.

I meditate, do perform occasional purification/cleansing rituals, and feel that there is much that man is not able to explain in this world.

I feel that killing is acceptable, but only in the extremest of circumstances, and when there is no other recourse.

I also feel that life is sacred, and should not be taken unnecessarily.

I support womens' right to choose, and I feel that Gay Marriage has no real bearing on the world today.

I am open to questions, as well, so feel free to ask.

Please, so I can quickly scan this thread, bold your answer and your paypal. I will announce the winner once they have guessed it.

EDIT: Bolded "Bold your answer and your paypal"

[This message has been edited by Phayder92889 (edited 01-28-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-28, 07:44
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Sikh?
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Old 2007-01-28, 07:44
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Humanism

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Old 2007-01-28, 08:04
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It's a tough one. I'm the only person I know who has it in this area.
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Old 2007-01-28, 08:09
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militant atheism?

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Old 2007-01-28, 11:37
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Deism?
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Old 2007-01-28, 11:46
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quaker?
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Old 2007-01-28, 13:47
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Old 2007-01-28, 17:45
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Buddhism

If I am right just make a $10 donation to wikiepdia


You can do that here http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Fundraising

they accept pay pal
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Old 2007-01-28, 18:07
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Modern Deism lawlzzz
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Old 2007-01-28, 19:18
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Good answers, but not on the money, sorry.

Keep trying.
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Old 2007-01-28, 19:24
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Ba'hai?
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Old 2007-01-28, 19:37
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Question:

How do you personally define RIGHT and WRONG?
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Old 2007-01-28, 19:41
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Hinduism?

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Old 2007-01-28, 20:03
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quote:Originally posted by Lord. Better Than You:

Question:

How do you personally define RIGHT and WRONG?

EDIT: I just figured out what you meant.

I define wrong as what interferes with one's health (physical or mental), goes against their personal code of morals, and what is in violation of the basic laws of life (Do not steal, kill without cause, etc.)

I define right as everything not enumerated wrong.

[This message has been edited by Phayder92889 (edited 01-28-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-28, 20:11
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Ba'hai

If I'm right, give it to wikipedia
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Old 2007-01-28, 20:15
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Baha'i is the closest so far.

Keep going, it is an eastern faith.
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Old 2007-01-28, 20:26
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ten crack commandments
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Old 2007-01-28, 20:30
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Swing and a miss, Boozehound.
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Old 2007-01-28, 21:33
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jainism?
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Old 2007-01-28, 21:40
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Zoroastrianism
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Old 2007-01-28, 22:09
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homosexual
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Old 2007-01-28, 23:10
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Muslim.
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Old 2007-01-28, 23:31
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shinto?
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Old 2007-01-28, 23:34
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Old 2007-01-28, 23:39
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Taoism?
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Old 2007-01-28, 23:53
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Confucianism
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Old 2007-01-28, 23:54
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Rowsdowerism?
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Old 2007-01-29, 00:00
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Im almost certain that if Shinto isn't right its either Confucianism or Taoism.....yeah..
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Old 2007-01-29, 00:20
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Sect of Buddhism?
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Old 2007-01-29, 00:29
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Rastafarianism

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Old 2007-01-29, 00:55
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quote:Originally posted by Jokke:

Rowsdowerism?

That's MY religion, but I don't think it's his.
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Old 2007-01-29, 02:55
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sufism or yezidism
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Old 2007-01-29, 03:17
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quote:Originally posted by Jokke:

Rowsdowerism?

does that have anything to do with mystery science theater?
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Old 2007-01-29, 04:48
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Shaykhi

Babi
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Old 2007-01-29, 05:21
Phayder92889 Phayder92889 is offline
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Jeez... I'm gonna have to spend tonight on wikipedia to look some of this shit up...

I dunno if there are any winners yet, so keep trying.

ALSO: Put your Paypals in here!

EDIT: Nope, The folks who said Buddhism, Taoism, and Shintoism are closest to the origin, though.

[This message has been edited by Phayder92889 (edited 01-29-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-29, 06:06
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Old 2007-01-29, 06:35
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daojia.
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Old 2007-01-29, 06:37
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quote:Originally posted by Jaydo:

daojia.

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

sorry, charlie, it's over.

Email me (Phayder92889@gmail.com), I'll set up the transfer.

Thanks for playing!
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Old 2007-01-29, 07:04
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Ok. What is daojia?
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Old 2007-01-29, 07:12
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quote:Originally posted by Phayder92889:

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

sorry, charlie, it's over.

Email me (Phayder92889@gmail.com), I'll set up the transfer.

Thanks for playing!

Dont send the money

"The English word Taoism is used to translate the Chinese terms Daojiao (道教 "teachings/religion of the Dao") and Daojia (道家 "school of the Dao""

Yeah, it was Taoism.
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Old 2007-01-29, 13:08
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Is it daojia?

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Old 2007-01-29, 15:02
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quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:

does that have anything to do with mystery science theater?

Yeah, I made a religion out of it. I live by the word of Rowsdower.
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