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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2007-01-25, 07:59
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From the topic, need i say more?
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# 2
2007-01-25, 08:08
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universe
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Yeah. Why?
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# 3
2007-01-25, 08:14
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by truorion:
Yeah. Why?
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Thought it would be fun.
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# 4
2007-01-25, 08:20
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joseph smith was called a profit, dum, de dum dum dum.
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# 5
2007-01-25, 08:38
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quote:Originally posted by cakezone:
joseph smith was called a profit, dum, de dum dum dum.
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south park rules
also isnt it the same god? just a new book written by him
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# 6
2007-01-25, 08:51
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quote:Originally posted by cakezone:
joseph smith was called a profit, dum, de dum dum dum.
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* Ahem* This Joseph Smith your speaking about his title is spelt "Prophet", i would know, im momon, im a bad mormon.
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# 7
2007-01-25, 08:54
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quote:Originally posted by littlesirlance:
* Ahem* This Joseph Smith your speaking about his title is spelt "Prophet", i would know, im momon, im a bad mormon.
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man. I feel dumb.
...dum, de, dum dum dum.
[This message has been edited by cakezone (edited 01-25-2007).]
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# 8
2007-01-25, 13:52
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:
south park rules
also isnt it the same god? just a new book written by him
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The mormon faith claims it's the same God because it's how they can get Christians to convert. In all actuality, mormonism (well, the latter-day saints as they call themselves now because people get twitchy over the name mormon now) is completely different than Christianity. Most mormons don't know what they believe in because they're not being told everything about their religion. They're supposed to believe in 3 heavens, Jesus & Satan were brothers (metaphorically and literally), black is the colour of sin (which is why blacks weren't allowed until the 70's after the name change to latter-day saints), and a few various other things... such as white hebrew indian albinos traversing the world all the way to Utah to plant golden tablets in a place that doesn't have gold. As a religion, they pull it off though because they're really friendly to you and they make it feel like a great family atmosphere and they help people out in need. They're really good salesmen pretty much because they spin their shit so it doesn't sound so twisted and then gradually bring out the crazy stuff to you.
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# 9
2007-01-25, 19:55
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Wyoming USA
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^^^Knows what he is talking about.
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# 10
2007-01-25, 19:59
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quote:Originally posted by Masero:
They're really good salesmen pretty much because they spin their shit so it doesn't sound so twisted and then gradually bring out the crazy stuff to you.
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Religion 101.
I never knew all the crazy shit though. My education on the mormon story is from the south park episode lol
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#11
2007-01-25, 20:10 |
Q777 
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
quote:Originally posted by Masero:
You missed the part about God living on the planet or around the star kobol. But the Book of Mormon needs to be taken very literal.
[This message has been edited by Q777 (edited 01-26-2007).]
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#12
2007-01-25, 21:10 |
psuedogunslinger
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
quote:Originally posted by Masero:
The mormon faith claims it's the same God because it's how they can get Christians to convert. In all actuality, mormonism (well, the latter-day saints as they call themselves now because people get twitchy over the name mormon now) is completely different than Christianity. Most mormons don't know what they believe in because they're not being told everything about their religion. They're supposed to believe in 3 heavens, Jesus & Satan were brothers (metaphorically and literally), black is the colour of sin (which is why blacks weren't allowed until the 70's after the name change to latter-day saints), and a few various other things... such as white hebrew indian albinos traversing the world all the way to Utah to plant golden tablets in a place that doesn't have gold. As a religion, they pull it off though because they're really friendly to you and they make it feel like a great family atmosphere and they help people out in need. They're really good salesmen pretty much because they spin their shit so it doesn't sound so twisted and then gradually bring out the crazy stuff to you.
It dosen't matter where their faith differs from other religions it's still technically the same Abrahamic God that Christianity, Catholicism, Islam, Judaism, etc share.
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#13
2007-01-26, 03:05 |
trichocereus pachanoi
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
It's not the same God as Christian, Hebrew or Islamic faiths, for the simple fact that, while these three religions share a principle of One God, Mormonism promotes a system of millions of gods - and even promise their members that if they lead a truly Mormonistic lifestyle, they too will become gods. They also teach that God was once a man, who worshipped and served under another god.
For any Mormons/LDS who want to try to deny this statement, I encourage you to read Brigham Young's discourses.
Also featured in Brigham Young's dicourses are statements about "blood atonement", and why black people have the "mark of Cain," and cannot enter into Heaven.
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#14
2007-01-26, 19:27 |
The Violent Pacifist
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
Your "blood attonement" has actually been followed during Brigham Young's reign. I can't remember the name, but a girl did a report in my class about 4 years ago on how the mormon's massacred a bunch of white settlers bc they were not mormon. They then adapted all the now orphaned new borns. It was pretty cool as she had to give a presentation on it in class in a community that 50% LDS.
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#15
2007-01-26, 20:42 |
Nephtys-Ra
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
quote:Originally posted by Masero:
The mormon faith claims it's the same God because it's how they can get Christians to convert. In all actuality, mormonism (well, the latter-day saints as they call themselves now because people get twitchy over the name mormon now) is completely different than Christianity. Most mormons don't know what they believe in because they're not being told everything about their religion. They're supposed to believe in 3 heavens, Jesus & Satan were brothers (metaphorically and literally), black is the colour of sin (which is why blacks weren't allowed until the 70's after the name change to latter-day saints), and a few various other things... such as white hebrew indian albinos traversing the world all the way to Utah to plant golden tablets in a place that doesn't have gold. As a religion, they pull it off though because they're really friendly to you and they make it feel like a great family atmosphere and they help people out in need. They're really good salesmen pretty much because they spin their shit so it doesn't sound so twisted and then gradually bring out the crazy stuff to you.
Scientology is their spiritual successor.
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#16
2007-01-26, 21:05 |
BlancMange
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
Fux you mormon.
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#17
2007-01-27, 05:13 |
Surak
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
According to Mormon mythology, God lives on a planet that orbits a star called "Kolob."
That's fucking nuts, and yet still more logical than anything offered about God in the Bible.
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2007-01-28, 05:41 |
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
At the end of the day, they're still a pain in the fucking arse!
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#19
2007-02-01, 07:19 |
HideandSeek
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
quote:Originally posted by cakezone:
joseph smith was called a profit, dum, de dum dum dum.
Prophet.
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#20
2007-02-02, 04:25 |
perfect chaos
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Re: The Mormon God can beat the hell out of all your other Gods.
quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
^^^Knows what he is talking about.
i lol'd
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