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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2007-01-25, 02:52
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think about it! If we find aliens that have never heard of god, then what, all christians expect those billions and billions of aliens to all go to hell also? what are christians going to do when that day comes? when they realize there is no god?
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# 2
2007-01-25, 03:00
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Fool themselves into thinking something irrationel that has to do with god.
Just like they've been doing all along.
But then again, don't we all to some extent?
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# 3
2007-01-25, 03:01
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quote:Originally posted by Lacedwithdelight:
Fool themselves into thinking something irrationel that has to do with god.
Just like they've been doing all along.
But then again, don't we all to some extent?
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yes.
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# 4
2007-01-25, 03:09
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They'll twist some passage of the bible into explaining how life got sent of the planet after genesis. And the aliens have lost the path to heaven. Hopefully the aliens will laugh .
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# 5
2007-01-25, 04:50
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Then we start anal probing THEM.
maybe even declare war.
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# 6
2007-01-25, 04:55
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Religious groups will hopefully not have as much power by then. If they are, they will try and get us into a war to destroy "Satan's Creation". This can very possibly end up in our destruction.
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# 7
2007-01-25, 04:59
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quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
Religious groups will hopefully not have as much power by then. If they are, they will try and get us into a war to destroy "Satan's Creation". This can very possibly end up in our destruction.
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If its religion vs aliens. I'll side with the aliens
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# 8
2007-01-25, 05:14
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They will most likely have some kind of religion too.
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# 9
2007-01-25, 20:58
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quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
They will most likely have some kind of religion too.
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yeah thats true
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# 10
2007-01-25, 21:03
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quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
They will most likely have some kind of religion too.
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They would most likely have philosophy. A religion of a grand creator who talked to one of them and told them how to live there lives, most likely no
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2007-01-25, 21:14 |
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 Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
I think it would depend on whether it's us being the more superior race and visiting them, or them finding us. If they find us, most people will most likely just listen to them. If we find them, they'll most likely listen us. Like when white people found the americas and converted native americans to out way of life. Those who are resisting are still suffering today. Maybe our religions are the doing of an alien race visiting us a very long time ago.
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#12
2007-01-25, 21:43 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
What if the aliens are Christian?
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#13
2007-01-25, 21:49 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
Frankly, I don't think a whole lot of much would happen. I mean, everyone would be super freaked out for about a week but as soon as everyone realized there's really not much they can do about it and that we'll just have to co-exist I imagine it wont be the apocalypse or anything. It would be a huge deal for the scientific community, though.
Edit: And what makes you think aliens haven't heard of god before? They probably have their own god(s) and religions that are just as wank ass as our own.
Cheers,
Lost
[This message has been edited by LostCause (edited 01-25-2007).]
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#14
2007-01-25, 22:15 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by LostCause:
Frankly, I don't think a whole lot of much would happen. I mean, everyone would be super freaked out for about a week but as soon as everyone realized there's really not much they can do about it and that we'll just have to co-exist I imagine it wont be the apocalypse or anything. It would be a huge deal for the scientific community, though.
Edit: And what makes you think aliens haven't heard of god before? They probably have their own god(s) and religions that are just as wank ass as our own.
Cheers,
Lost
maybe they have, whose to say? Its just something that popped into my head the other night.
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2007-01-25, 22:22 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
Religious groups will hopefully not have as much power by then. If they are, they will try and get us into a war to destroy "Satan's Creation". This can very possibly end up in our destruction.
Religious people tend to be extremely intolerant of all kinds of differences.
Aliens would be a macrocosm of how their religion is not the end all of the universe and they would see it as a threat.
I suppose you all knew this already though.
Just imagine how silly it would sound if someone tried to say, "Well I think the religious people would put aside their differences and just try to get along."
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2007-01-25, 22:23 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
They will most likely have some kind of religion too.
Well, it depends. Are we talking higher intelligence than us, or lower? If it's higher they will have gotten over religion by now.
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#17
2007-01-25, 22:29 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by IanBoyd3:
Well, it depends. Are we talking higher intelligence than us, or lower? If it's higher they will have gotten over religion by now.
i would imagine aliens to be of a higher power then us. maybe not. i watch too many movies..
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#18
2007-01-25, 23:31 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
Isn't it obvious? Aliens are the lost tribes of Israel, duh!
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#19
2007-01-26, 01:36 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by IanBoyd3:
Well, it depends. Are we talking higher intelligence than us, or lower? If it's higher they will have gotten over religion by now.
You are right, lets say that they were about on par with us, but as I believe some UFO theory. They are probably more intelligent and thus yes they would have moved beyond religion.
But if there is one more intelligent as us it is also likely one that is more primitive than us who take their religion to more extreme levels.
I think anything is possible.
LostCause is right if we only discover them by seeing them afar say with the hubble telescope, but if we travel there moderately efficient like, I can see the religious groups ready to kill some aliens.
Yes boozehound420 is much in how we want to classify things, philosophy being the better than calling it religion, but it is possible that they will cling to their beliefs as much as our religious groups. I severely hope that tolerance of ALL is a teaching as it should be everywhere.
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#20
2007-01-26, 04:43 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by MidnightRambler:
What if the aliens are Christian?
Now THAT would be fucked up. I'm not even sure what I'd believe if that turned out to be the case.
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2007-01-26, 06:53 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by panthermodern:
Now THAT would be fucked up. I'm not even sure what I'd believe if that turned out to be the case.
lol, uhhh The only way that would be possible is if the aliens were getting brainwashed by the evangelicals on our TV signals being shot out into space during there trip to us. Our signals have gone past a few stars already, so technicy it is possilbe that something has been listening. Possibly being influenced by us. "Ok kids, lets see whats going on in outer space today, ow look the earthlings are praying"
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#22
2007-01-26, 09:08 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by Kykeon:
Isn't it obvious? Aliens are the lost tribes of Israel, duh!
Hah hahaha. That is the best post here.
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#23
2007-01-27, 19:22 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
We are the true aliens. The dolphins are the humans. We took earth from the dolphins. Ask the other aliens that live on the moon. They know. They're watching us.
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2007-01-27, 21:18 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
Hmm, I think that actually, as soon as we were able to communicate with the aliens, they would tell us stories about their history. Even if they didn't believe in God and weren't religious, they would still obviously have a history full of various battles or events and so on.
I'm guessing all the christians would jump up and immediately explain how some of the aliens events are christianity, even if it's obvious they aren't related. Like, one of their heroes died to save the others in a war, and they jump on it and say he's Jesus and it proves christianity is true.
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#25
2007-01-27, 21:31 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
there is a theory that our life came from a meteor, if this is true, then they could be exactly the same as us genetically. but still they would have different language etc, so we wouldnt know what they think. also theyd be cleverer is they came here.
if life did not come from a meteor, or if they are from a different planet, then they might not even have the same DNA structure. they might not have DNA in the same sence as us. they might not have audible language. they most probably wouldnt be able to live on earth if they didnt have the same kind of DNA as us.
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2007-01-27, 21:37 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
they will try and get us into a war to destroy "Satan's Creation". This can very possibly end up in our destruction.
I do not think you would even begin to comprehend how pissed off I would be if that happened.  |
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2007-01-27, 21:49 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by MidnightRambler:
What if the aliens are Christian?
If there's some sort proof it wasn't them who planted Jesus on our planet, then I convert.
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#28
2007-01-28, 00:30 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by glutamate antagonist:
If there's some sort proof it wasn't them who planted Jesus on our planet, then I convert.
Wow, I didn't even think of that. That would be pretty funny, and yet it would make a bit of sense.
First they impregnate the Virgin Mary, alien abduction and impregnation(she thinks it was just a dream). She has the child. He performs his miracles and what not, in his head, "How is this happening?" (not sure what came first, the power to heal or the temptation). He finds himself alone in the desert for 30 days, long enough withouth water to make anyone hallucinate, when angels, God, and Satan come to him. BAM! "HOLY SHIT! I am the son of God. I always knew that dad was a little weird with me." Then begins his time of getting followers by performing "miracles" that he was able to perform due to the fact he is an alien. The hallucination being brought as a follower of Judaism and some crazy wacked out fuck telling him he is the one son of God, at a yound age. This all leading to the New Testament.
Too many possibities, we could do this forever I am sure.
Alien life won't be found in my lifetime I think.
It may be possible that aliens may not allow themselves to be found until our human race to peace with itself, and we may never come to peace with ourselves until we find alien life. Hmmmmm.... that would be one of the saddest things ever. If we find aliens and they are hostile, it is going to take the entire human race to fight that war.
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#29
2007-01-28, 01:13 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
There is a theories that the Angels are actually Aliens. The Bible isn't suppose to be taken 100% literally, but some people don't understand that. What is with all the hatred towards Christians? Yeah, some of them are more than annoying, but not of all us. I don't think I would change if we contacted/found another life form.
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#30
2007-01-28, 05:30 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by demolition_lovers:
there is a theory that our life came from a meteor, if this is true, then they could be exactly the same as us genetically. but still they would have different language etc, so we wouldnt know what they think. also theyd be cleverer is they came here.
if life did not come from a meteor, or if they are from a different planet, then they might not even have the same DNA structure. they might not have DNA in the same sence as us. they might not have audible language. they most probably wouldnt be able to live on earth if they didnt have the same kind of DNA as us.
I fail to see how having a different kind of DNA or genetic encoding mechanism would stop them from existing on our planet. There really isn't a correlation between those two ideas.
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#31
2007-01-28, 05:40 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
i wonder what they would think of goatse, youtube, and totse. =]
but i personally think governments are gonna do something stupid to get us in a stupid war.
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2007-01-28, 06:29 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
They would say that Satan sent them to try and turn us away from God.
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2007-01-28, 11:47 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:
What is with all the hatred towards Christians? Yeah, some of them are more than annoying, but not of all us. I don't think I would change if we contacted/found another life form.
No hate here. Some of my best friends are Christians. Just entertainin myself. Thanks for lettin me know it is a bit too harsh. Have a good day Mr. Awesome movie
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2007-01-28, 14:49 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
Have a good day Mr. Awesome movie
lol
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2007-01-28, 18:11 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
Find some aliens first then let's think
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2007-01-28, 18:22 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by Guildenstern:
They would say that Satan sent them to try and turn us away from God.
Christians do tend to go to crazy lengths to avoid admitting that they're wrong. If intelligent aliens show up who aren't religious, they may believe they are demons.
But I really don't think religion will still be around by that time.
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2007-01-28, 19:38 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by The Violent Pacifist:
No hate here. Some of my best friends are Christians. Just entertainin myself. Thanks for lettin me know it is a bit too harsh. Have a good day Mr. Awesome movie
Don't forget "Mr. Awesome Song". The song is better than the movie. Haha
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2007-01-28, 20:33 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
First things first: Take acid, play acoustic guitar, and sing.
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2007-01-28, 21:24 |
The Violent Pacifist
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:
Don't forget "Mr. Awesome Song". The song is better than the movie. Haha
Led Zepplin rocks!!!
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2007-01-29, 20:19 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by IanBoyd3:
Well, it depends. Are we talking higher intelligence than us, or lower? If it's higher they will have gotten over religion by now.
Oh ... really?
Why, exactly?
Seems a little sweeping comment to make considering you've never experienced higher intelligences.
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2007-01-29, 22:59 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Dazed and Confused:
There is a theories that the Angels are actually Aliens.
I have a theory that angels were actually horny guys in angel costumes.
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2007-01-30, 01:26 |
sealsaregay
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:
I have a theory that angels were actually horny guys in angel costumes.
wtf
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2007-01-30, 06:23 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by JesuitArtiste:
Oh ... really?
Why, exactly?
Seems a little sweeping comment to make considering you've never experienced higher intelligences.
Not to sound arrogant or anything, but numerous studies have been done that have correlated high education level and/or high IQ with disbelief in a higher power/religion in general. So, my guess would be that it's only natural to assume that beings of higher intelligence than us would, also, disbelieve.
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2007-01-30, 11:53 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by bung:
Not to sound arrogant or anything, but numerous studies have been done that have correlated high education level and/or high IQ with disbelief in a higher power/religion in general. So, my guess would be that it's only natural to assume that beings of higher intelligence than us would, also, disbelieve.
Cool.
But in anycase, I think that it's foolish to just up and say that any alien being with greater mental capacity would abandon religion. Having a greater mental capacity could lead to an increased ability to argue for as well as against religion.
Just saying that as intelligence increases religion decreases ignores so many factors that you can't base it on that alone.
That said, I'm not sure how many hyper-intelligent space-beings there are out there. So I guess we'll have to wait to find out.
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2007-01-30, 21:31 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
well, a thought crossed my mind. Personally i believe that aliens will not have religion, and will laugh(if they have humor) at us for having so many of our race believing in it. This is because of all of the races we have encountered we are the only race that has felt the need create a higher power (or see it whatever). Not one other animal, despite what you think, you are an animal, has shown signs of religion in any way.
However, this works both ways. We assume we contain the higher intellect and yet if these races of a lower intellect don't believe in god then how can "the smarter you are the less you believe in god(para phrased)" be true?
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2007-01-30, 21:58 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by perfect chaos:
well, a thought crossed my mind. Personally i believe that aliens will not have religion, and will laugh(if they have humor) at us for having so many of our race believing in it. This is because of all of the races we have encountered we are the only race that has felt the need create a higher power (or see it whatever). Not one other animal, despite what you think, you are an animal, has shown signs of religion in any way.
After reading through this a couple of times , I'm going to have to say I agree with you. It makes complete since to me .
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2007-01-30, 22:18 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by sealsaregay:
After reading through this a couple of times , I'm going to have to say I agree with you. It makes complete since to me .
are you being serious or bitching at me?
people tend not to understand what im talking about.
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2007-01-30, 22:35 |
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Re: what are we going to do when they find out there are aliens?
quote:Originally posted by perfect chaos:
are you being serious or bitching at me?
people tend not to understand what im talking about.
No really , I'm not kidding I completely understand what your saying. It makes a lot of since. I've never thought about it like that.
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