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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add king koopa to your ignore list  
Old 2007-01-22, 07:10
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Mine's blasphemy. It's fun and it pisses people off!
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Old 2007-01-22, 07:15
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I don't know about you, but dag nabbit I just can't keep my hands away from those graven images
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Old 2007-01-22, 07:19
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quote:Originally posted by Lamabot:

I don't know about you, but dag nabbit I just can't keep my hands away from those graven images
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  #4   Add fallinghouse to your ignore list  
Old 2007-01-22, 08:05
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Fornication.
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Old 2007-01-22, 17:36
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Fucken over the sabbath

i've been getting shitfaced every sunday for the last 2 months.
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  #6   Add Iskalla to your ignore list  
Old 2007-01-22, 17:42
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Sloth!
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  #7   Add Source to your ignore list  
Old 2007-01-22, 19:07
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Lust!

Edit: Upon further thought, I'd have to say sloth too.

[This message has been edited by Source (edited 01-23-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-22, 19:31
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Sloth.

Actually, my favorites would probably be Envy and Pride. But I am sehr slothful.

Edit: Avarice, too, although that's tied into Pride and Envy for me.

[This message has been edited by Twisted_Ferret (edited 01-22-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-22, 20:47
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quote:Originally posted by Iskalla:

Sloth!
Me, too.

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  #10   Add shitty wok to your ignore list  
Old 2007-01-23, 00:55
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Sloth!
and gluttony.
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 #11 
Old 2007-01-23, 02:11
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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I'm gonna go with premarital sex and gluttony...
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Old 2007-01-23, 02:23
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Not my favorite, but my most prevelant is pride.
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Old 2007-01-23, 02:35
TheMessiahComplex TheMessiahComplex is offline
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Sloth, lust, and gluttony.

This past weekend I slept till noon, had premarital sex, drank gin and tonics for 4 hours (open bar), danced with some girls, then slept till 2pm the next day and sat on my bed watching football.

Got all my bases covered.
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Old 2007-01-23, 08:03
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Wrath. Lust and sloth are two close seconds.
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Old 2007-01-23, 08:09
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what the fuck, these things you guys are saying are considered sins?

sloth = being lazy like a sloth?

lust = fucking chicks your not married too?

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?

atleast I picked a 10 commandment
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Old 2007-01-23, 08:16
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

what the fuck, these things you guys are saying are considered sins?

sloth = being lazy like a sloth?

lust = fucking chicks your not married too?

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?

atleast I picked a 10 commandment

http://www.totse.com/bbs/tongue.gif (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_deadly_sins)

Although you're right... the Bible has more like 700 deadly sins included.
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Old 2007-01-23, 09:54
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sodomy
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Old 2007-01-24, 00:33
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AVARICE!

Wait, wait. WRATH.

Wait, ENVY.

Yeeeeaaaah.

[This message has been edited by socratic (edited 01-24-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-24, 00:37
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Lust. Definately lust.
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Old 2007-01-24, 04:42
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lust or wrath.
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Old 2007-01-26, 21:42
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ALL of them are my favorite. Probably because I kick ass, AND I am an asshole. My belief is to commit as many sins as I can before I die, so I can leave behind a lot of pissed off people. It doesn't matter to me about the afterlife, because I am Atheist. Hells Yeah!
 #22 
Old 2007-01-26, 21:58
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Vanity ... FTW

*bats eyelashes*
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Old 2007-01-27, 04:57
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Avarice.

-NS
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Old 2007-01-27, 05:11
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Shaving your head. Thats an executable offense.

And thundercock still asks, why atheism?
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Old 2007-01-27, 05:44
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quote:Originally posted by AngryFemme:

Vanity ... FTW

*bats eyelashes*



*notices*

LUST!!!

*wink*
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Old 2007-01-27, 17:46
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I definitely like making idols for myself, and using the lord's name in vain. I also like stealing, coveting my neighbour's house and his wife, commiting adultery, bearing false witness, dishonouring my parents, and forgeting the sabbath. When I do remember the sabbath I like to indulge in the above.
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Old 2007-01-27, 19:21
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quote:Originally posted by Prometheum:

Shaving your head. Thats an executable offense.

And thundercock still asks, why atheism?

I really hope that you know where it says this in the bible.

My favorite sin is non-belief in God. It boggles my mind as to how one can be a perfectly moral person, but still be sent to hell for being an atheist.
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Old 2007-01-27, 21:24
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i like all sins, as the all lead to emotional or physical gratification. apart from the ones that do nothing, they are just sins for no reason.
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Old 2007-01-27, 21:26
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I can't believe we are counting the 7 deadly sins, seeing as they aren't in the bible and no one teaches them as real sins nowadays. As for in the bible, I would go with eating shrimp, they are described as the dirt of the sea or something like that.
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Old 2007-01-28, 05:24
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quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...You are spot fucking on, pal!

Try telling Christians at your door that one...

Me "So you're telling me I am sinning by having tattoos and drinking and you're perfectly fine munching your way through God knows how many mountains of food even though gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins?"

Them "Erm...Erm...I am not going to be angered...Jesus still loves us all even if we do eat a little too much"

Me "So, Jesus still loves you even though you commit a DEADLY sin and he's going to love me less because I commit lesser ones?! Get outta here! *shuts door*"
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Old 2007-01-30, 04:58
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Default Re: What's your favorite "sin"?

quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:



sloth = being lazy like a sloth?

lust = fucking chicks your not married too?

gluttony = being fat? like come on, if thats a sin what the fuck are these fat fuck christians doing?

atleast I picked a 10 commandment



... I really hope you were trying to be funny.

if not, at least you proved your self to be either illiterate or ignorant to the truth.



"And we'll see who among you is with out sin!"
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Old 2007-01-30, 05:10
Lamabot Lamabot is offline
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I spilled my seed
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Old 2007-01-31, 06:41
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Lust, big time (it leaves a funny feeling on my p3n0r )



ps: some described Lust as "fucking chicks you're not married to", actually lust is the urge to express love (so Wikipedia sez, so expressing love is having sex). But the urge would be so strong, you would fuck anything!
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Old 2007-01-31, 07:02
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quote:Originally posted by Romeo:



... I really hope you were trying to be funny.

if not, at least you proved your self to be either illiterate or ignorant to the truth.



"And we'll see who among you is with out sin!"

uhhhh what was wrong with what I said.
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Old 2007-01-31, 17:53
ram_from_meche ram_from_meche is offline
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cussing, it's stupid bcuz who gets to define what is and isn't a "badword", it's my favorite bcuz it's funny to think that it's considered a sin
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Old 2007-02-03, 15:58
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FORNI-FUCKIN-CATION BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2007-02-05, 18:16
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Wrath and Lust by far.

and...

at the same time is even better!
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