What if Jesus Came Back?

[Cegstar]

To start, I'm not a Christian. I used to be, but now I consider myself Atheist. That doesn't really matter for this post, let's consider this as if Christianity is 100% true.

What if Jesus has already come back, and we simply killed him? I used to read in the newspapers about a nut claiming to be Jesus, and we simply locked him up, and in some countries, they execute him. What if that already happened?

I'm sorry if this sounds like a stupid question, but I thought of it a long while ago, and it's bugged me quite a bit.

Then nothing changes

it would just be another spawn off of Judaism (like Christianity kinda was off the Old Testament)

or if no one notices then we're fucked and its the apocalypse

[boozehound420]

I'd laugh. What a shitty god, What kind of god and all powerfull being who can create the universe and lay out the mindboggling laws of energy and matter. Yet cant come from "heaven" as a more powerfull being then a shitty human that can be killed at any second

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Theoretically, if he did come back, there would no reason for him to return as a mortal, since Jesus/God can defy the laws of physics anyway (Water into wine, Immaculate Conception, and other nonsense), he would still be immortal upon return

Also know that before constantine, Christianity was really going down a hole.

Assuming christianity is 100% true, there would be some sort of divine sign.

If i were god, i would probably tell it to the pope or something, not some wacko on the street.

[JesuitArtiste]

Well... Assuming Jesus does come back.... Cover your balls and start running, probaly better get a snorkel too... There's gonna be a lot of blood.....

He would smack you for making this thread

[Cegstar]

quote:Originally posted by grandsmoker420:

He would smack you for making this thread

Why? It's honestly a good question, I think. I mean, what if Jesus was born, right in Jerusalem, or Bethlehem, and a terrorist bombed it as he was born?

I didn't say it happened. I didn't say it could/would happen. Just a "what if" question.

[LostCause]

What if Jesus came back and we killed him? Nothing would change. Suppose he came back and we didn't kill him - that would be interesting.

Cheers,

Lost

Jesus coming back? Like the first time we kicked his ass wasn't enough?

Let's kick his ass again

If we assume that Christianity is 100% correct, then we can't be bothered to wonder if we have already killed him or not. Jesus is God, and whatever was predicted in the Bible will happen no matter what. Basically, it would be impossible for him to die like that, according to Christianity.

Would he be like Zombie Jesus?

"Brains... BRAINS!" muahahaha

I think if he came back, he would perform miracles to prove that he is Jesus. I doubt he would come back only to be killed or locked up.

I'd hit that.

But actully, what if he has already come and gone?

Mohamed? Possibly the Cathars? Who knows...

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[redzed]

quote:Originally posted by Holy Martyr:

I'd hit that.

But actully, what if he has already come and gone?

"Every eye shall see him", plus he descends to the same spot he left from and there have been a bunch of signs preceding etc, or it could be as some believe: he came and went a long time ago and he's done, finished, gone back to heaven with the saints; and earth is slowly burning out as karma catchs up, or; it could all be metaphorical, and the message is about the level of consciousness christ was at and how other humans have and would also reach that level, looking forward to the time when a critical point is reached and the majority of humanity will enjoy christ consciousness.

Peace

He will post on totse under the username of jesusHC and let us know before he goes public.

I'm thinking like Oprah or Rachael Ray.

Just kidding

When he shows up, we will know.

people pure of heart will know anyway.

people like me and you probaby won't.

were just fucked.

see ya in hell

Actually when Jesus comes back he will reign on earth for a millenuim