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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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2007-01-15, 06:48
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Obviously scientology is fake, for it is actually a giant con. What they do is get famous actors like tom cruise and john travolta to identify themselves as scientologists in exchange for a percentage of the profit they receive for the training sessions/ other religious advancements that require money, and exploit their fame to attract other people for even more revenue. that way those in charge and the publicity actors get paid up the ass with other peoples money, and those who join get shit fucked.
nice scheme.
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# 2
2007-01-15, 06:49
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*gasp*
Of course!
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# 3
2007-01-15, 06:50
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Edmonton Alberta canada
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# 4
2007-01-15, 06:50
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The nation of Las Vegas.
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Heh, it's not really all that different from any other religion in the end.
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# 5
2007-01-15, 06:50
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shhhh
they can hear us
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# 6
2007-01-15, 06:50
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by The Shady Dealer:
Heh, it's not really all that different from any other religion in the end.
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And the winner is!
The shady dealer!
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# 7
2007-01-15, 06:50
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Fr. Gerard Deighan writes:
Were you aware that 666 is the sum of the numbers from 1 to 36, and that 36 is, of course, the square of 6? Hence 666 is an essentially 'sixy' number. And since 6 is the number of imperfection, falling one short of 7, 666 is a cumulatively imperfect, and therefore evil, number.
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# 8
2007-01-15, 06:51
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:
shhhh
they can hear us
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Thats just the crack talking.
*Rem
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# 9
2007-01-15, 06:53
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Crack Man:
shhhh
they can hear us
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The wallses have ears, precious.
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# 10
2007-01-15, 06:53
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Scientology is the one religion that generally scares me.
I got this weird paranoia thing going on where my mind tells me I believe the opposite of what I believe and I'm convinced that my own mind is trying to trick me and that scientologists are going to use this to brainwash me so I have to repeat over and over again "fuck scientology, I am not a scientologist".
God, I'm insane.
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2007-01-15, 07:08 |
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 Re: I finally get scientology
i think those celebrities are just delusional. I doubt they atually realise its a scam.
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#12
2007-01-15, 08:43 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
The best a retard can do to make sense of a world that it doesn't understand is stumble... mumble to himself, and then scream out "FAKE! It's not real!".....
Deerrr...
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#13
2007-01-15, 23:53 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by missing_cipher:
Fr. Gerard Deighan writes:
Were you aware that 666 is the sum of the numbers from 1 to 36, and that 36 is, of course, the square of 6? Hence 666 is an essentially 'sixy' number. And since 6 is the number of imperfection, falling one short of 7, 666 is a cumulatively imperfect, and therefore evil, number.
But 3 + 6 = 9 and it's square is 3.
And 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, which is, 1 + 8 = 9 and sqaure it...3.
So maybe it's just another representation of the Holy Trinity.
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2007-01-16, 03:42 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
3x3x3=27/2=13.5 round that to 14 that's 1 4
as in jan 4th. thats my friends birthday. therefore, he is god
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2007-01-16, 10:18 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by Seriously:
But 3 + 6 = 9 and it's square is 3.
And 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, which is, 1 + 8 = 9 and sqaure it...3.
So maybe it's just another representation of the Holy Trinity.
Numerology in any form is absolutely hilarious.
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#16
2007-01-16, 17:32 |
ZeroMalarki
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Re: I finally get scientology
Scientology boils down to money = good.
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#17
2007-01-16, 22:19 |
Pyroyoshi
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:
Scientology boils down to money = good.
as opposed to everyone elses religion money=God
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2007-01-17, 01:28 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by ViVe CUERVO:
3x3x3=27/2=13.5 round that to 14 that's 1 4
as in jan 4th. thats my friends birthday. therefore, he is god
QFT
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#19
2007-01-17, 04:00 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
Scientology is a fad and it'll die out before too long. I think that when it's members accept that "Xenu" is a documented fact to their faith they'll turn tail and run from their newly bought faith because xenu is more than a leap of faith...he's a stupid piece of shit
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2007-01-17, 07:10 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
germany is trying to decide if to classify scientology as a "subversive organization".
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2007-01-17, 07:24 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:
germany is trying to decide if to classify scientology as a "subversive organization".
I thought they already did, or was that Russia? I dunno, I know a lot of people have banned them.
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#22
2007-01-17, 13:37 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by The Shady Dealer:
Heh, it's not really all that different from any other religion in the end.
Instead of holy figures, you just get aliens.
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#23
2007-01-17, 21:34 |
Iskalla
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Re: I finally get scientology
The whole thing makes me really uneasy, I feel there is more to everything that I read about it.
I searched Xenu on the official scientology website and it returned no results. There is no mention of aliens or volcanoes on there, just self improvement and peace.
Then theres other websites with a bunch of other stuff, things that contradict whatevers on the official site. And Hubbard sounds pretty corrupt.
[This message has been edited by Iskalla (edited 01-17-2007).]
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#24
2007-01-19, 02:55 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
I love the amount of people that base their lives around it to no gain.
Then i also pity the fools that believe there is a god anyways. 
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2007-01-19, 04:23 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
quote:Originally posted by The Shady Dealer:
Heh, it's not really all that different from any other religion in the end.
INCLUDING PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO RELIGION.  |
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#26
2007-01-24, 01:00 |
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Re: I finally get scientology
You're way off. Scientology has been around since the 50s, long before it had any celebrity endorsement.
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