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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2006-12-24, 09:14
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Being a Christian, I wonder how other christians have the whole deal where they feel God's presence, or talk with God. I'm having a hard time experiencing these kinds of things and I'm wondering what you've done to acheive it. Another question, do you think things like meditation and other eastern style principals can help acheive this too?
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Old 2006-12-24, 09:15
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You can do anything with imagination.
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Old 2006-12-24, 09:37
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quote:Originally posted by General Rodent:

You can do anything with imagination.
Wow, didn't see that coming. I beleive there's about 30 other religious debate threads you can join, in the mean time please stop leaving totally unhelpful statements contradictory to what I'm looking for.
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Old 2006-12-24, 10:47
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Reach your hand forward and touch your keyboard. The reality that exists, which you percieve a limited portion of through your senses, is the God you look for.

You want to know God better? Become more sensitive.
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Old 2006-12-24, 10:55
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quote:Originally posted by suck_my_muffin:

Wow, didn't see that coming. I beleive there's about 30 other religious debate threads you can join, in the mean time please stop leaving totally unhelpful statements contradictory to what I'm looking for.
tl;dr go pray or something

[This message has been edited by General Rodent (edited 12-24-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-24, 11:44
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quote:Originally posted by suck_my_muffin:

Wow, didn't see that coming. I beleive there's about 30 other religious debate threads you can join, in the mean time please stop leaving totally unhelpful statements contradictory to what I'm looking for.
I thought it was a good reply personally.

They say god is everywhere so start imagining he is everywhere. Imagine god is everything you look at. Imagine he loves you and does everything for the love of you me and everything else (even if it doesn't seem so). Imagine long enough and you'll start believing and your love will grow.

Now apologise to general rodent.
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Old 2006-12-24, 18:54
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you have to suck his muffin
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Old 2006-12-24, 20:04
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you have to suck his muffin
Damn I was gonna say that.
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Old 2006-12-24, 20:24
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quote:Originally posted by boozehound420:

you have to suck his muffin
Anything to acheive enlightenment...



I sorry, Gneral Rodent, I'm a fat hairy douchbag tied to a stick and lit on fire.
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Old 2006-12-24, 21:19
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I heard a Preacher say that in order to know God you have to obey him.
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Old 2006-12-25, 03:09
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quote:Originally posted by JabrWockySuprFly:

I heard a Preacher say that in order to know God you have to obey him.

Psh. I know tons of people I don't obey.

Edit: To know God, he must first exist.

[This message has been edited by IanBoyd3 (edited 12-25-2006).]
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Old 2006-12-25, 04:56
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Same way I get close to anyone else.

Then again, my gods have personalities so it's easier.
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Old 2006-12-25, 20:22
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We are all born close to God--verily is it written, "The kingdom of God is within you."

Many of us forget this, however, and act out of fear, rather than from the divine love which is our birthright.
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Old 2006-12-26, 07:55
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take drugs lots of them. the more and the harder ones u take, the "closer" u feel u get to god. and for real life, u get closer to HIM.
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Old 2006-12-27, 23:48
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quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

We are all born close to God--verily is it written, "The kingdom of God is within you."

Many of us forget this, however, and act out of fear, rather than from the divine love which is our birthright.

So, if this is true, and I think it is, the best way to 'know God' would be to look inside of your self.
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Old 2006-12-28, 13:07
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quote:Originally posted by Seriously:

So, if this is true, and I think it is, the best way to 'know God' would be to look inside of your self.



Meditation, Whoop!
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Old 2006-12-28, 22:47
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Me, when i do something that i know is a sin, i just pray to him and ask forgiveness. If i feel really bad about it, i create my own penance and say all the prayrs i know.
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Old 2006-12-31, 17:42
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i get him drunk first, so he will get slutty
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Old 2006-12-31, 17:55
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although i can't relate to the judeo-christian concept of one almighty God, i find myself near god always.

Forgetting the top 3 religions, look at this list http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/

god is everywhere and it has touched everyone. although it might not be what you want it to be, it is for someone else.

why is it that i can feel cosure and comfort in a peaceful and relaxing setting in my room where i can let my mind roam free and still feel safe. But yet others need to congragate to a brick and mortar building to find it there.

god is everywhere and it is up to you how you decide to get closure. those who choose to meet in buildings do so because thats where they find god.

You can't chase what isn't hiding from you. Have a good heart, act with good intentions, respect your community and always seek the greater good. what else do you need to get closer to god?

sorry i can't say do some praying and read a few books, that just gets in the way of the fact that god is already here.

for the next few days just look at everything around you. your family, friends, your bed, the grass, sky, water, pay attention to everything. if these things are closer to god, then you must get closer to them and make a network of such.

[This message has been edited by land195 (edited 12-31-2006).]
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Old 2007-01-01, 01:16
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quote:Originally posted by land195:

why is it that i can feel cosure and comfort in a peaceful and relaxing setting in my room where i can let my mind roam free and still feel safe. But yet others need to congragate to a brick and mortar building to find it there.

Because they believe in a God that is more than just a feeling in your mind? Why don't we just make a chemical that gives you that feeling, and everyone can be with god all the time?
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Old 2007-01-01, 16:21
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quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

Because they believe in a God that is more than just a feeling in your mind? Why don't we just make a chemical that gives you that feeling, and everyone can be with god all the time?

We do, they're called SEROTONIN and DOPAMINE.

Drug-users figured out the age-old 'God' issue thousands of years ago.
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Old 2007-01-01, 16:30
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with a username of "suck_my_muffin" should you be trying to talk to god in the first place? I think you should fix that first then try.

he might acknowledge you then.

god<3



[This message has been edited by bman efex (edited 01-01-2007).]
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Old 2007-01-01, 17:44
land195 land195 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Viraljimmy:

Because they believe in a God that is more than just a feeling in your mind? Why don't we just make a chemical that gives you that feeling, and everyone can be with god all the time?

I believe there is an actual force that affects our lives everyday. I don't know what it's called, or what it is but it is there. It is not my job to go on a hunt to figure it out. The life I already know is time-consuming enough.

Although I do take these "chemicals" I never associate it with a higher understanding of me or my enviroment. They are just fun and a good trip.

I would personally say that a corrupt mind gets in the way of a better understanding.

I cannot "pick" a religion. There are so many and each one has their own strengths and specialty, that I think its a sham to pick one cause of a popularity contest.
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Old 2007-01-01, 18:47
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quote:Originally posted by land195:

I believe there is an actual force that affects our lives everyday. I don't know what it's called, or what it is but it is there. It is not my job to go on a hunt to figure it out. The life I already know is time-consuming enough.

Although I do take these "chemicals" I never associate it with a higher understanding of me or my enviroment. They are just fun and a good trip.

I would personally say that a corrupt mind gets in the way of a better understanding.

I cannot "pick" a religion. There are so many and each one has their own strengths and specialty, that I think its a sham to pick one cause of a popularity contest.

Are you thinking of Karma, or Reiki?

I take the drugs seriously spiritually because they give me a direction to follow that is perfectly adapted to my lifestyle/environment/goals. Constantly reaching inside yourself and gauging your personal growth is the best way to achieve personal spiritual enlightenment.
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Old 2007-01-01, 21:11
land195 land195 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bman efex:

with a username of "suck_my_muffin" should you be trying to talk to god in the first place? I think you should fix that first then try.

he might acknowledge you then.

god<3



I didn't know god likes speech sensors. i bet they have ashcroft's welcome parade all set up.
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