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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2006-12-21, 02:56
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Supposedly God talks to 3 prophets within a relatively short period of time. In all sense, God is a metaphor to give people the hope and strength to accomplish things and guide on how to treat other people. Judaism, Christianity and Islam all worship the same god. And yet their outlooks on life be so different? The only explanation for this is they cheated off each other and as Christianity and Islam grew, they stole things from Judaism, and Islam stole from both previous religions. "God" is a fabricated being to promote love, peace, and faith.
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Old 2006-12-21, 03:13
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Oh I forgot theres only ONE type of atheist.
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Old 2006-12-21, 03:25
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its to promote love, peace and faith. except there are parts in each book that promote hatred to other people.

The best way to achieve love and peace is through lack of faith in a deity.
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Old 2006-12-21, 04:57
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quote:Originally posted by Fuck the FBI:

Supposedly God talks to 3 prophets within a relatively short period of time. In all sense, God is a metaphor to give people the hope and strength to accomplish things and guide on how to treat other people. Judaism, Christianity and Islam all worship the same god. And yet their outlooks on life be so different? The only explanation for this is they cheated off each other and as Christianity and Islam grew, they stole things from Judaism, and Islam stole from both previous religions. "God" is a fabricated being to promote love, peace, and faith.
Yea, but...

...don't resort to name calling and crap, it makes you look as irrational as religious folk.
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Old 2006-12-21, 11:02
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Quit cramming your hatred down everyone else's throats.

PS: I'm an Atheist too, and even I find it obnoxious. Just because you disagree with someone religiously doesn't mean you should start discussions about how stupid they are.
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Old 2006-12-21, 11:17
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quote:Originally posted by Fuck the FBI:

Supposedly God talks to 3 prophets within a relatively short period of time. In all sense, God is a metaphor to give people the hope and strength to accomplish things and guide on how to treat other people. Judaism, Christianity and Islam all worship the same god. And yet their outlooks on life be so different? The only explanation for this is they cheated off each other and as Christianity and Islam grew, they stole things from Judaism, and Islam stole from both previous religions. "God" is a fabricated being to promote love, peace, and faith.
Tell me, do you believe in governments, laws, morals, family, contracts, ect.?

If so, you believe in something as false as a descript god.

Government is a mental construct that allows one to submit, guilt-free, to the will of others. All that exists are power hungry men.

Law is a mental construct that allows one to submit, guilt-free, to the will of the mass. All that exists are men who enforce in the name of a lie.

Morality is a mental construct that allows one to submit, guilt-free, to fear and desire. All that exists is a fear of suffering and a desire to escape it.

Family is a mental construct that allows one to submit, guilt-free, to a bond backed by birth-relations, which actually gaurantee no relation whatsoever. All that exists is genetic derivitives.

Contracts are a mental construct that allows one to submit, guilt-free, to past ideas and promises. All that exists is a sheet of paper covered in ink.

These are just a few examples of shit people treat as entirely real when they are just as much bullshit as a descript God; the God that believers 'know' is a pathetic imitation of the unkown god formed into an imaginary friend to bring comfort at night and through trials.

(It's not too often I'm serious on this forum, but this is one time I am)
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Old 2006-12-21, 11:23
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First of all I'd like to start by saying, I am an Atheist.

Second. You can't call someone a dumbass for believing in God.

Religion is something that is drilled into the majority of people from a VERY early age, when people are still developing and aren't capable of thinking logically or learning about and understanding science. That's not something that's easy to walk away from.

I'm sure that if everyone on the planet had to finish high school, before being taught religion, they'd laugh their ass's off and think nothing else of it. But when you've been taught something you from an early age by your parents who strongly believe, It takes time to come to terms with.

I know it was something that I gave serious thought too, I spent months contemplating if it was what I really believed.

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Old 2006-12-21, 12:29
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quote:Originally posted by Source:

First of all I'd like to start by saying, I am an Atheist.

Second. You can't call someone a dumbass for believing in God.

Religion is something that is drilled into the majority of people from a VERY early age, when people are still developing and aren't capable of thinking logically or learning about and understanding science. That's not something that's easy to walk away from.

I'm sure that if everyone on the planet had to finish high school, before being taught religion, they'd laugh their ass's off and think nothing else of it. But when you've been taught something you from an early age by your parents who strongly believe, It takes time to come to terms with.

I know it was something that I gave serious thought too, I spent months contemplating if it was what I really believed.
I'm not so sure.... I think that given the oppurtunity people will quite happily believe in anything they can get there hands on. I think that people generally want to believe in things. For example look at all the people who believe in ghosts or are otherwise superstition. I think that certain religions are drilled into kids, but people can still choose to pursue some kind of spiritual desire.

I have to go or else I'd trawl for some evidence.... Actually I wouldn't, I'm far to lazy.
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Old 2006-12-21, 12:31
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Hahaha...nice Jesuit.
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Old 2006-12-25, 20:53
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OP seems to think that the deity portrayed in the Bible is the only possible conception of God.

A common error among the ignorant and unevolved.
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Old 2006-12-26, 06:05
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They aren't "fucking dumbasses", they're just being misled. There's no reason to be an asshole to them. Try helping them see the world for what it is, if you feel that you have to do anything at all.
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Old 2006-12-27, 06:44
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OP seems to think that the deity portrayed in the Bible is the only possible conception of God.

A common error among the ignorant and unevolved.
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Old 2006-12-27, 12:03
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Ok then, what is the correct conception of god. Tell me. I seek the wisdom of the evolved.
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Old 2006-12-27, 15:01
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quote:Originally posted by Fuck the FBI:

Supposedly God talks to 3 prophets within a relatively short period of time. In all sense, God is a metaphor to give people the hope and strength to accomplish things and guide on how to treat other people. Judaism, Christianity and Islam all worship the same god. And yet their outlooks on life be so different? The only explanation for this is they cheated off each other and as Christianity and Islam grew, they stole things from Judaism, and Islam stole from both previous religions. "God" is a fabricated being to promote love, peace, and faith.
and there is something wrong w/ promoting love and peace?

if we had more people like you, we'd all be dumbasses
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Old 2006-12-27, 15:15
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Ok then, what is the correct conception of god. Tell me. I seek the wisdom of the evolved.
A correct conception of God? Well, for one to exist, the indiividual concieving this God would have to have absolute knowledge in order to understand an infinite being...and I'm pretty sure an individual of absolute knowledge would be fitting of the title God. God knows God...everyone else has imaginary friends.
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Old 2006-12-28, 22:51
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Listen, I belive in God and obviosly think that he is real, but im not calling all athiests dumbasses, you belive what you want. No one cares what you think and your not going to convert anybody so shut-up and give some respect.

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Old 2006-12-28, 22:54
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So you're saying Kierkegaard was a "fucking dumbass"?

GTFO
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Old 2006-12-29, 09:24
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"God" is a fabricated being to promote love, peace, and faith.
YES THAT'S A BAD THING GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DUMB ASS CHRISTIANS?!!?!?
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Old 2006-12-29, 09:34
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Islam and Christianity didn't steal anything. Jews believe that the messiah(saviour) hasn't come yet, Christians believe he is Jesus, Muslims believe he is Muhammad. Christianity and Islam are just Judaism that believes that their messiah has come.
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Old 2006-12-31, 20:11
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Islam and Christianity didn't steal anything. Jews believe that the messiah(saviour) hasn't come yet, Christians believe he is Jesus, Muslims believe he is Muhammad. Christianity and Islam are just Judaism that believes that their messiah has come.
Muslims believe that Muhammad is a prophet of God, not that he is the savior/son of God.

If memory serves, they believe that the savior/Son of God has not come yet, much like Judaism does.
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Old 2007-01-01, 15:10
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A correct conception of God? Well, for one to exist, the indiividual concieving this God would have to have absolute knowledge in order to understand an infinite being...and I'm pretty sure an individual of absolute knowledge would be fitting of the title God. God knows God...everyone else has imaginary friends.
I believe in a God personal only to myself. Since God is infinite and has human qualities only in the realm of humanity (the planet we call Earth) then the nature of God is largely unfathomable to me. But I enjoy learning what little bit I can.

I think religions are human "inventions" that sprang up as the population increased. They are our first attempts at "government" of of the masses. This came about due to a percieved need to instill law, morality, family, ORDER, in what had become societies instead of scattered bands of people. In this day of globalization and human expansion to the point we're about to eat ourselves off the goddamn planet, I think we have gone way, way past the point we should have in using religions to guide societies. Some Middle-Eastern countries are proud of being governed by Islamic law. Here in the US, in spite of the constitutional separation of state and religion, the government is largely run by Christians or people influenced by Christian beliefs and morality. Human secularism, fueled by science, and other advances (such as the Internet) is on the rise. At this point, with the polar ice caps melting, it may be too late to save us as a species. We probably aren't the first that was so "successful" we killed ourselves.
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Old 2007-01-01, 21:23
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If you want to be scientific and logical, study metaphysics, it is proof that "god" exists. If you dont believe in god, you MUST bel;ieve in metaphysics, otherwise: you aren't any more evolved than ignorant, irrational religious folk.
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Old 2007-01-02, 01:42
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OP seems to think that the deity portrayed in the Bible is the only possible conception of God.

A common error among the ignorant and unevolved.
Yr arrogance is showing again.
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Old 2007-01-02, 19:47
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First of all I'd like to start by saying, I am an Atheist.

Second. You can't call someone a dumbass for believing in God.
I was brainwashed into being a moderately strict Roman Catholic for all my life, and now I am an atheist... so don't try to say its a permanent, or even difficult thing to get rid of (religeon that is)

I may not be able to call them a dumbass (though I do), but I can call them sheepish, ignorant, self-rightcheous pigs, who blindly follow a diety with no scientific backing to it.

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Old 2007-01-02, 20:03
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Islam and Christianity didn't steal anything.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Dude, you should go on tour!
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Old 2007-01-02, 20:44
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I was brainwashed into being a moderately strict Roman Catholic for all my life, and now I am an atheist... so don't try to say its a permanent, or even difficult thing to get rid of (religeon that is)

I may not be able to call them a dumbass (though I do), but I can call them sheepish, ignorant, self-rightcheous pigs, who blindly follow a diety with no scientific backing to it.

Then this would make you a complete asshole who is clearly not helping humanity in any way. People like you are why I hate atheists. You make them sound like whiny idiots.
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Old 2007-01-05, 03:02
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This is so fucked up everything is. Half of you are as bad as the people you complain about, you complain about religons trying to convert people by any means necessary blah blah blah. But look what you are doing, you are essentially trying to convert people to think what YOU think.

I'm so sick of this shit I wish everyone would go DIAF.

I think everything would be better off if they just followed what the Bible taught (NOT KILLING PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T CONVERT), I mean sure you may not believe it some of it, its not backed by science or anything, but it teaches people to respect one another, to do things that are right. Some of you ass wipes will say "well how do you decide what is really right and what is really wrong". WELL USE COMMON SENSE and even I would think most people would agree that killing, stealing, all other malicious things are bad.

I guess I'm just different, I'm not the person that goes to church every sunday or takes religon to an extreme. But I do generally think The Bible teaches people to love each other, ect.



I'm just giving by 2c, ill be staying out of this sub-forum for awhile, its not even logical to discuss such things, Athiests can't prove God does not exist and Christians can't prove He does exist.

I guess I'm stuck in the middle a bit...

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Old 2007-01-05, 03:27
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This is so fucked up everything is. Half of you are as bad as the people you complain about, you complain about religons trying to convert people by any means necessary blah blah blah. But look what you are doing, you are essentially trying to convert people to think what YOU think.
I guess you think people shouldn't talk about there beliefs or criticize others?

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I'm so sick of this shit I wish everyone would go DIAF.
Now there's a nice Christian sentiment.

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I think everything would be better off if they just followed what the Bible taught
Have you read all of the bible? We'd only be better off if we picked the good things and ignored some of the most fucked 'teachings' one could imagine, such as killing those that don't observe the Sabbath, killing homosexuals, etc.



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(NOT KILLING PEOPLE IF THEY DON'T CONVERT),
Deuteronomy 13:6-9

13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.




Deuteronomy 13:12-16

13:12If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the LORD thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,

13:13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;

13:14 Then shalt thou inquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;

13:15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.

13:16 And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the LORD thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.




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Old 2007-01-05, 04:28
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^^^ The translation is flawed in the sense that

kill does not mean to literally spill blood, but to expose and do away with. Like if you're wife was having an affair to "kill her" in that

sense would to get a divorce.
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Old 2007-01-05, 04:48
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^^^ The translation is flawed in the sense that

kill does not mean to literally spill blood, but to expose and do away with. Like if you're wife was having an affair to "kill her" in that

sense would to get a divorce.
And you know this how? Sure, makes sense, like killing your wife "with a sword" would mean to divorce her. Whatever makes you feel better about Christianity, I guess. Do you afford the same liberal translations to the Koran?

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Old 2007-01-05, 22:31
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SO believing in a Creator automatically makes me a Christian, hmmmm....

don't assume anything.
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Old 2007-01-05, 22:40
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SO believing in a Creator automatically makes me a Christian, hmmmm....

don't assume anything.
No but believing that the world would be better off if the bibles morals were followed does heavily suggest that.

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Old 2007-01-06, 03:06
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So what if God is a metaphore. If it gives people a reason, or motivation in their life, then let them be happy. Intelligence doesn't have anything to do with faith. It only has to do with how far you self-promote your beliefs in it.
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Old 2007-01-06, 03:35
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Intelligence has everything do to with it. If you can't think of even one reason why you believe what you do, then you shouldn't believe that. Whether the reason is a vague sense of divine presence, or just the lack of scientific evidence of a God, it doesn't matter. But if you believe something because it's "cool" or because your parents told you to,

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You are a fucking dumbass!
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Old 2007-01-06, 04:16
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Yr arrogance is showing again.
That's what happens when you're delusional enough to think you can explain everything.

Like I keep saying, it's just a way for him to feel superior to others because he couldn't make it in the real world.
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